Nasitest Injury/Bump/Whatever

[Guest DiabloIIFreak1010]

Kinda random, but hey, the boards are dead, huh? And I've always wanted to ask this.

 

I guess mine is during the match The Others vs. Brimstone & Xero for the SJL Tag Team/Stable titles that I wrote by myself... Overall, Munich thought it very impressive and whatnot. It was maybe the best match I wrote, ring-psychology wise.

 

In the begining of the match when The Others came out, I made Matt take off the bandana he had on to reveal he had staples in his head from a chair shot that Lightning Flick gave him. Yeah. That's basically it, and perhaps my Shooting Star Press off of the cage top to Erek Taylor down below in the only match I beat Erek in.

[Guest Powerplay]

Worst? Well, Holly gave me a concussion from breaking a wooden walking cane over my head with a baseball swing. That's pretty much it :-\.

[Guest Ace309]

My main event from SWF Holds Down Christmas featured ELM missing a cagetop SSP, as well as a reversed superplex from the cage onto the ramp. That's pretty sick.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Some bastard dropped an anvil onto TNT in my match against Z... come to think of it, immediately afterwards people started to suspect me of being retarded. Hrm.

[Guest Kibagami]

I took a cradle tombstone through a HIAC. That hurt.

 

And I Ganso Bombed Syndey Sky off a hurricanrana attempt.

 

K.

[Guest realitycheck]

Oddly, Z never took a whole lot of bad bumps... he just got squashed for most of his matches, or bled a lot.

 

Anyway, worst bump is pretty obvious. From the late-August cage match with Silent, where the finish was Z getting Crucifix Powerbombed off the cage and through an announcers table.

 

-Z

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Back in the day, before he became a main eventer, Thugg took some sick bumps.

 

- Chokeslammed Zio from ontop of the IGNTron through a cable box.

 

- Jumped off the upper deck (those seats above the tunnel) onto Chris Storm, through 3 tables.

 

- Fallen off of countless cages, HIAC cells, etc.

 

- Been hitten with chair so many times, he should have terminal brain damage.

 

- Through tables, and a bunch of other crazy shit.

 

Wow...my matches were way more fun back in teh JL and early WF days.

 

Da "misses those" H

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Oddly, Z never took a whole lot of bad bumps... he just got squashed for most of his matches, or bled a lot.

 

Anyway, worst bump is pretty obvious. From the late-August cage match with Silent, where the finish was Z getting Crucifix Powerbombed off the cage and through an announcers table.

 

-Z

Didn't Frost once like, exploder suplex you through glass in a 3-way submission match?

[Guest realitycheck]

Hm. He might've... truth be told, I don't remember any nasty bumps Z's taken outside of the cage one.

 

-Z

[Guest Kibagami]

Bitch, my bump was cooler.

 

K.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I don't even remember how many head-drop bumps I've taken...Only one that comes to mind that I wrote was taking a Cobra Clutch suplex onto my head against Mak. Danny drilling my head into a DDR machine is a hard one to top.

[Guest Angel_Grace_Blue]

Not to myself, but, 13th Hour, triple cage stables title match, GOAT tossed Chris Wilson off the top of cage which was on top of a cage, if I'm not mistaken, although it could just be from one cage. Eh, I'll just say it was off the top of a cage, which was on a HIAC type cage.

 

That's pretty much the only one I can really recall all that well...

 

Edit: I just forgot, in the final, championship match of the LHW tourney, a ladder match, I had Exodus attempt a dragon attack (Or somesuch) from off of a ladder in the ring, onto Andrea, who was lying on a table that was held up by two smaller ladders outside the ring. Needless to say (And, pretty much as it shows in the record books) he missed, went boom, and I wonz0rs.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

I've tried to keep it pretty realistic, since my return anyway. Most of Danny's real injuries have resorted from stiff brawling, the ankle is a work by the way.

 

Rickman fucked up a moonsault and knocked out one of Williams' front teeth with his knee.

 

The stiffest beating I ever gave was to Sky, I bloodied her ear with left hook, and blacked her eyes and broke her nose with a stiff Elbow Suicida.

 

Frost broke Williams' nose with a siff kick in the famous Cage Match.

 

Z blacked my eyes with an Arm Grenade in my second SWF match.

 

I think Renegade drew blood hard way from Williams' ear in the Genesis match with stiff punches. Can't remember.

 

Annie broke Williams' nose with a stiff kick which blacked both my eyes in our first PPV match.

 

Annie bloodied my nose with a stiff punch in the rematch at Holds Down Christmas.

 

Bumps:

 

giving:

The Tombstone from the apron to Rickman, even though it was protected.

Three executed Ganso(V.01) Deathbombs: Zed(2), Sky(1)

The Dangerous Backdrop to Frost in the Cage Match. That would fuck up a big man pretty bad.

The head droparama that closed my first match with Annie. She would have quite the headache after that.

 

taking:

Akiyama style unprotected DDT from Annie in our first match.

The Elbow Suicida into the Chair from the Holds Down Christmas match.

Can't think of anymore that are really special.

[Guest Insanityman]

Damn, IL's been through hell. He's missed two twenty feet balcony fall. IL has gotten busted open beyond belief... he's gotten beat down. Heh, everything esle makes that sound wussy...

[Guest midnight_burn]

Hmm, i remeber in my Stairway to Hell retirement match against Low Brass, Stryke had a chair wrapped in barbed wire grinded against his face, that was fun. There was also a top rope Brass Monkey through two tables on the outside, probably some other stuff too.

 

Other stuff, Stryke doing a top rope elbow drop through the announce table twice, getting sheer drop powerbombed on the ring steps, getting a double arm DDT onto the ringsteps right after a powerbomb through a table and an Encore Cross, and i'm sure there's a plethora of other stuff in all my various hardcore matches.

[Guest crusen86]

Axis had his leg ripped off by Sacred.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

I no-sold a car. Beat that, bitches.

 

Other than that, Erek Taylor gave me a corkscrew moonsault off the Smarktron in the same match I no-sold the car in (Ground Zero street fight), and I remember I did something to Jack the Ripper really early in my JL career off a ladder. I believe there was also some hardcore stuff in my ladder match with Taylor, and in my HIAC with Brimstone in the JL, I speared him from the top of the cell through a hole in the cell to the floor below.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Let's see. The worst ones probably come from good ol' Suicide King, back before Edwin really began his run for the top.

 

The first one I wrote, in the Edwin/King cage match, one of my favorites. King catches Edwin's arm as Edwin's trying to go over the top, holds it over the top of the cage, and then lets go, sending Edwin crashing to the concrete completely unprotected.

 

The second one was in the PPV King/Edwin blow-off that King wrote--at the end of the match, he drove...I think it was a steel pipe...into Edwin's throat over and over again, until he couldn't speak anymore. Faboo!

 

Oh, and I'm sure I took some nasty bumps in Wargames, but at least I didn't get set on fire. Still waiting for that one.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Let's see. The worst ones probably come from good ol' Suicide King, back before Edwin really began his run for the top.

 

The first one I wrote, in the Edwin/King cage match, one of my favorites. King catches Edwin's arm as Edwin's trying to go over the top, holds it over the top of the cage, and then lets go, sending Edwin crashing to the concrete completely unprotected.

 

The second one was in the PPV King/Edwin blow-off that King wrote--at the end of the match, he drove...I think it was a steel pipe...into Edwin's throat over and over again, until he couldn't speak anymore. Faboo!

 

Oh, and I'm sure I took some nasty bumps in Wargames, but at least I didn't get set on fire. Still waiting for that one.

You German'd Rayn Man off of the stage. Sick bastard.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Oo, yeah...and that was another sick bump, in our last match. When he through me through the big glass Genesis set and shattered the whole thing. THAT is certainly the most spectacular bump, yes.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Oo, yeah...and that was another sick bump, in our last match. When he through me through the big glass Genesis set and shattered the whole thing. THAT is certainly the most spectacular bump, yes.

Best. Match. Ever.

[Guest chirs3]

Well, if Ted Flink's Last Man Standing for the ML Title had won, I would've been the victim of a 450 splash from the IGNTron through 3, that's 3, flaming tables.

 

Sadly, my LMS didn't have eliminations quite as spectacular. Me and Soul Assassin got sick of beating the crap out Flink and having him get back up, so we strung him up with cable and choked him out. Then Soul Assasin took a generic fall off the stage through a table on the floor.

 

Ah, what could have been...

 

Anywho... I think getting my head put through a Hearse windshield counts for something (3 way Stable match, for Tag and Stable titles - looking back, I hate the ending, and hate the fact I never got around to feuding with Fallout, but at the time that match was hella fun to write).

 

And the aforementioned German Suplex off a stage to concrete didn't help matters much.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Well, if Ted Flink's Last Man Standing for the ML Title had won, I would've been the victim of a 450 splash from the IGNTron through 3, that's 3, flaming tables.

 

Sadly, my LMS didn't have eliminations quite as spectacular. Me and Soul Assassin got sick of beating the crap out Flink and having him get back up, so we strung him up with cable and choked him out. Then Soul Assasin took a generic fall off the stage through a table on the floor.

 

Ah, what could have been...

 

Anywho... I think getting my head put through a Hearse windshield counts for something (3 way Stable match, for Tag and Stable titles - looking back, I hate the ending, and hate the fact I never got around to feuding with Fallout, but at the time that match was hella fun to write).

 

And the aforementioned German Suplex off a stage to concrete didn't help matters much.

Hey Chris, has your arm lost the black charcoal color yet? It looked like an overcooked Steak after WarGames, eh? And your face wasn't in too good've shape, either.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

In the first window pain match the finish was Frost giving T-Bone a tombstone piledriver from the top of the ladder in the ring out to a pain of glass set up between two saw horses on the floor. That's a bump.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

In the first window pain match the finish was Frost powerbombing T-Bone from the top of the ladder in the ring out to a pain of glass set up between two saw horses on the floor. That's a bump.

I thought it was a piledriver of some sort? Eh.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

You're right. It's late and I've been drinking. I powerbombed him off the apron to the floor earlier in the match. The finish was a tombstone piledriver, which actually makes it sicker.

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Has been taking notes the whole time::

 

Heh heh. Now I've got all kinds of shit to rip off and pass as my own.

 

 

 

Wait, this isn't my e-fed, is it?

 

 

 

 

 

Shit.

[Guest chirs3]

Well, if Ted Flink's Last Man Standing for the ML Title had won, I would've been the victim of a 450 splash from the IGNTron through 3, that's 3, flaming tables.

 

Sadly, my LMS didn't have eliminations quite as spectacular. Me and Soul Assassin got sick of beating the crap out Flink and having him get back up, so we strung him up with cable and choked him out. Then Soul Assasin took a generic fall off the stage through a table on the floor.

 

Ah, what could have been...

 

Anywho... I think getting my head put through a Hearse windshield counts for something (3 way Stable match, for Tag and Stable titles - looking back, I hate the ending, and hate the fact I never got around to feuding with Fallout, but at the time that match was hella fun to write).

 

And the aforementioned German Suplex off a stage to concrete didn't help matters much.

Hey Chris, has your arm lost the black charcoal color yet? It looked like an overcooked Steak after WarGames, eh? And your face wasn't in too good've shape, either.

Pft. Too generic. I mean, honestly, who here hasn't been covered in second degree burns while locked in a deathgrip inside a flaming wrestling ring contained in a double-sized steel cage at least once in their life?

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

I've never had Manson take any tremendous bumps, due to my incompetance and procrastination when writing matches.

 

But the biggest thing anyone's put me through was when Wildchild Tornado DDT'd me to the outside floor, then gave me a Vertebreaker on concrete in the same match (and although I didn't greenlight it, it ended up working well for me, since I happened to flip out on that same day).

 

Against this one-time wrestler by the name of Folgore, during a Hardcore Match, I gave him a Kryptonite Krunch through a table suspended by the ropes.

 

I didn't even take any big bumps in the Triple Threat TLC from last year's SJL Absolution, but that match was plagued from the beginning, and I was never happy with how everything ended up.

[Secret Agent 0]

Umm... I had bolt cutters slammed into Johnny's Jaw. Something that would shatter your jaw in real life at the force of which it was done with.

 

Other than that, Johnny has taken much more than regular beatings and chair shots.