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Guest saturnmark4life
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oddly the post has left us before I saw it, I hate when that happens...

 

anyway, 'andrew wk is repetitive' and 'he looks like a retard' etc have to be up there, I still don't know why intelligent people bash him for these reasons. If you don't like the music, well ok, but you are missing the point, that it's all harmless fun and if you've ever seen him perform or in an interview you know he's something else, you cannot judge him within the parameters you would 'serious' and 'deep' musicians. [/rant]

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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"The ultimate male rock and roll vocalist in my opinion is Rod Stewart."

 

-Elton John.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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some dork - "Slayer is the sickest music ever."

 

me- "No, Slayer is not."

 

some dork - "Yes he is."

Guest Kotzenjunge
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"I only listen to things that are new and I know." - someone who asked me for song recommendations but shot down anything from before 1999 or so.

Guest Kinetic
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"The ultimate male rock and roll vocalist in my opinion is Rod Stewart."

 

-Elton John.

Well, it's Elton John. He probably just wanted to nail Rod Stewart.

 

I recall trying to get with this girl that I worked with a few months ago and her proclaiming, with no irony, that Dashboard Confessional are better than The Clash. This came after her telling me that she liked punk rock, which predictably ended up being a case of her liking New Found Glory.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Who was it who posted the picture of the dude from Dashboard Confessional with "he just wants to be held?" That killed me.

Guest FeArHaVoC
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If I hear one more Motherfucker call Kelly Osbourne and Avril Lavigne "Punk Rockers" my head is gonna explode.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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"The ultimate male rock and roll vocalist in my opinion is Rod Stewart."

 

-Elton John.

Well, it's Elton John. He probably just wanted to nail Rod Stewart.

...

 

If ya want my body, and ya think I'm sexy...

Guest Kinetic
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You know that old saying about opinions and assholes? Well, if you replace the word "opinion" with the word "asshole" in that Elton John quote...ah, nevermind.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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"Wake up Elton I think I've got somethin' to say to you...."

Guest CoreyLazarus416
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These all came from my friend Pat, who, while being a huge metalhead, doesn't know a whole lot about its sub-genres...

 

"Mathcore? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"

 

Me: "I like death metal, but I don't like BRUTAL death metal."

Pat: "But don't you like Arch Enemy?"

Me: "Yeah, and they're not brutal death metal."

Pat: "Yeah they are."

Me: "Brutal death metal has next to no melody. Arch Enemy has a lot of melody."

Pat: "So?"

 

 

And here's random ones:

"Oh, you're into metal? I like Aerosmith too..."

 

Me: "Jeremy, I've been a metalhead for the past 5 years. AEROSMITH IS NOT METAL."

Jeremy: "Dude, what are you talking about? Aerosmith was big in the 80's, so of course they're metal!"

(and yes, he was dead serious)

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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Big in the 80s? I guess Michael Jackson is metal too.

Guest Insanityman
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"Well I think Avril is better than Rancid!"

 

"I think Linkin Park's lyrics are more deep than Nirvana's ever were..."

 

"Who's Kurt Cobain?"

 

And the worse...

 

 

"Avril kinda pioneered punk." I literally had a spasm when I heard that.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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"Avril kinda pioneered punk."

*has heart attack. dies*

Guest redbaron51
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to all music fans, this has gotta be the saddest saddest thing i've ever heard...

 

 

and I quote...

 

"Wes Boreland has more skill than John Petrucci..."

Guest Kibagami
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Everybody who's ever told me that blink-182 is still punk, and their first album is REALLY good.

 

[Note to those people: Their first album sucks. Just like the rest of their catalogue. Now, go catch yourselves on fire.]

 

K.

Guest Kinetic
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"Like its creator, Pet Sounds just wasn't made for these times."

 

Ryan Schreiber, founder of Pitchforkmedia. So wrong. So very, very wrong.

Guest Incandenza
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"Eminem is a novelty act."

 

I don't even like the guy, but I think novelty acts tend to disappear after one hit song (or album, if they're lucky).

Guest The Amazing Rando
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"And the winner for best hard rock or metal performance is.... JETHRO TULL~!"

 

 

.....stupidest. thing. ever....

Guest Jack Tunney
Posted

Kid Rock making fun of Radiohead.Even if you dont like Radiohead you must admit they're better than Kid Rock.

Guest Incandenza
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An argument can be made that Kid Rock is more enjoyable than Radiohead--the former lacks the pretension of the latter--but yeah, fuck Kid Rock.

Guest WrestlingDeacon
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(talking about guitar hooks in a chat room)

"I dig the opening hook to 25 or 6 to 4."

"Is that the new Tool song?"

 

On a classic rock station I listen too a guy called up and wanted to hear Kashmir by Grand Funk Railroad. The dj played the guy saying it and then responded with "I don't think I need to say anything about that."

Guest Incandenza
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Allow me to point out that kingkamala has yet to return to this thread. Has anyone seen him since this thread started? I fear the spazzy server may've eaten him alive.

Guest Jack Tunney
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An argument can be made that Kid Rock is more enjoyable than Radiohead--the former lacks the pretension of the latter--but yeah, fuck Kid Rock.

Well,all Kid Rocks talks about is himself and how great his music is,so I'd say he's the more pretentious of the 2.

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