Promo: What Do I Have?

[Guest Goodear]

Standing by is Ejiro Fasaki. Merely thirty after losing his final SJL match against WildChild, Fasaki hangs his head under a towel backstage, still breathing heavy from the match that just took place. A match that Ejiro Fasaki lost... via submission... for The World Title... to the person he hates most in the entire wrestling world. Pulling the towel off his head and winging it away, Ejiro finally stands and looks to the camera.

 

"Yeah... I wouldn't be the SJL Champion now anyway. I know that. I know that my title would be taken away from me anyway as soon I got moved up into SWF competition. But that doesn't make this sit any better in my stomach. Because to me... losses are like a little death. And there are times when it seems like deing would be the better alternative to having to hand my title over to someone I despise. But I have other issues to worry about right now... I have have bigger issues to concern myself with... I have the ClusterFuck. My first exposure to the SWF and I have to climb in there with 16 SWF superstars at one time. Sixteen superstars that have all the hunger for the World Title gold and will destroy anyone and everyone to get in their way. Not to mention three other recent additions to the roster that are sure to want to make some impression in their debuts."

 

"So ... what I have to do right this moment is start to get myself ready to beat 19 other wrestlers. And I just have to ask myself, what do I have in me that makes me think I even stand a chance in this thing? I mean honestly look at some of the skills that people bring into this match and then look at me."

 

"Longdogger Pete is 6'6" 272 pounds of angry wrecking machine. He was the size and the experience needed to use that size to its fullest. I'm 5'8'' and 188 pounds. So if he lifts me up over his head ... I'm done."

 

"Annie Electic is the Hardcore Queen... She swings that sword like it is an extension of her own body. She's got more fight in her than a pack of pitbulls that have been starved for a week. I'm about as Hardcore as the manager of your local Dairy Queen. So if it comes down to a brawl... I'm done."

 

"Nathaniel Kibagami ... he kicks people in the face. Hard. Repeatedly. Until their brains start to dribble out their ears. And while I can bring the screaming elbow to bear, if it gets down to a battle of who can hit who harder... I'm done."

 

"So what can I do? Do I just go out there and get tossed over the top like the nothing I'm sure a lot of people think I am? Because I'm not big? Because I'm not hardcore? Because I can't kill a man with a single kick to the head? Well I have news for everyone out in the SWF locker rooms. I didn't win the SJL World title because of those things... I didn't win the SJL European title because of those things. No. I won those titles because I know the simple basics of wrestling better than anyone else I have ever come up in the ring against. I know how to take you and how to break you time and again. I destroy the bigger, the badder, the harder like some people throw away tissues and I do it with a smile on my lips and a song in my heart."

 

"So I want the people I have mentioned to think... how is LDP going to use that size when I take out his knees? How is Annie going to swing that sword when she cannot move her back anymore? How is Kibagami going to kick me in the face when he's caught in a crossface? Those are the questions that you all have to be asking yourselves now. Right now. Before some insignificant leaguer, like me, tosses you out on your asses. Because if you don't ... you'll just be looking up at me from the floor of the Mellon Arena and realize what so many people have already learned. That I am better than you, and I can prove it."

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

(Y)

 

See, by doing that, you've just ensured that everyone writes you as the most bad-ass of the bumpees. Fine work, Ejiro.

[Secret Agent 0]

Yikes! That was sweet work, Fasaki. However, if you get to be the most badass of the bumpees, than i get to be the most suave.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

(Y)

 

See, by doing that, you've just ensured that everyone writes you as the most bad-ass of the bumpees. Fine work, Ejiro.

You other bumpees better write BETTER promos, fuckers, because I don't want to put Ejiro over.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Wow. Good mental imagery and thought processes into Ejiro's mind. How would he take on 19 other fighters? He just told you. I'm rather impressed.

 

-Annie

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Good stuff Ejiro. And I'm not just saying that because I was mentioned.

 

 

 

...Really.

[Guest Suicide King]

Good job Ejiro. I am more convinced than ever that bumping you was the right thing to do.

[Secret Agent 0]

You other bumpees better write BETTER promos, fuckers, because I don't want to put Ejiro over.

Well, TNT time is limited for me at least. Im using my spare time to work on the CF match itself. I'll try and do one to introduce Johnny Dangerous to the WF as some of the WF peeps might not know his gig if i can juggle them both.

 

Oh and once again, Ejiro... I love the last paragraph! (Y)

[Guest Tod deKindes]

I deem this worthy of using "diggity dang".

 

Good stuff, Ej.