Guest Mulatto Heat Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 any word on which nipple was lactating? i'm trying to overlay a mental image on the photograph. His left one.
Guest DeputyHawk Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 His left one. [mr burns] ...excellent...[/mr burns] now can someone with basic computer graphic skills please paint a big milky drip emitting down his torso? this is not for ononistic purposes.
Guest evilhomer Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Edge knocked out a Boriqua on his first match and he was never fired... No one cared though... True, not a good reason to ignore an injury, but true. Fact of the matter though is that Edge was a trained, skilled wrestler who messed up a plancha (if I remember right). Jones doesn't appear to be fully trained and/or have the necessary skills developed. He shouldn't be fired for injuring a wrestler, even if it was the Mecca of Mattitude, but it sounds like he could definately use some time developing his skills. (Of course this is an opinion I'm basing on one report of one of his first matches). But alas, it's WWEeeee land - Production: Mr. McMahon, the ratings are in, they're down again. Vince: What??? Ok, we've got to inject some new blood into the company to get some interest. Production: Ok, well Tajiri is back, we've just brought Spanky & Nunzio in. Knoble isn't doing anything of note. Vince: No no no, we need Hosses goddammit, get that Jones kid. Production: Uh Mr. McMahon, he's not ready yet Vince: What??? Are you questioning me??? The fans don't care about skill, they just need big guys lumbering around the ring. So do we get MNN updates now letting us know his progress.
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Please send him to OVW or something!
Guest Repo Man jr Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 His left one. [mr burns] ...excellent...[/mr burns] now can someone with basic computer graphic skills please paint a big milky drip emitting down his torso? this is not for ononistic purposes.
Guest HartFan86 Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Matt Fact: Matt does not like milk.
Guest DeputyHawk Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 so is his gut-wrench suplex called the dairy driver 2003? oh and repo jr, your image is just showing up as the dreaded red x.
Mecha Mummy Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Oh, god. How long is Matt out for? This isn't right! THIS ISN'T RIGHT! If he can't do Wrestlemania I'm gonna be REALLY sad...
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Did I miss something? Why all the lactating talk?
Guest Vern Gagne Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Jones had to have surgery back in '89, because one of his nipples was lacatating because of excessive steroid use.
Guest Harry Hood Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Due to steroid use, Jones had a lactation problem apparantly. And can you imagine if this was Benoit injured instead, like it was reported originally?
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Did I miss something? Why all the lactating talk? http://www.thesmartmarks.com/forums/index....=1&t=25024&st=0
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Just his left nipple.....which is still just bad in itself.
Guest DeputyHawk Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 christ, yes! benoit was his original opponent, and it was switched to matt.
Guest Repo Man jr Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 so is his gut-wrench suplex called the dairy driver 2003? oh and repo jr, your image is just showing up as the dreaded red x.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Did I miss something? Why all the lactating talk? http://www.thesmartmarks.com/forums/index....=1&t=25024&st=0 Well then. Isn't that special.
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Well thank the gods it wasn't Benoit he hurt. Hopefully Benoit is so important to Vince now that he'd fire Jones for it.....I know I can't believe I said it either.
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 He injured Mattitude?!?!?! OFF WITH HIS HEAD! but seriously, how long is matt out 4?
Guest CanadianChick Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Hopefully Matt is okay...god, what an entrance for Jones, eh?
Guest treble charged Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 It's all a plot between Chuck Palumbo and Jones to see who can finish off that pesky Matt Hardy for good. I see a handicap match in their future.
Guest Rob Edwards Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 as funny as the milk story is i'm 90% sure it's false seeing as the article involved 8 years of jailtime (which would be hard considering Jones won the Aussie powerlifting champs in 92 and the Highland Games in 95) it's probably taken from a second rate tabloid pulling out a crappy story for a circulation boost anyway (now who does that remind you of?)
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 On top of him sucking ass.... The only two match reports I have seen from him both ended with him injuring people who don't work overly sloppy. (Jarrett and Hardy) This guy is NOT a wrestler.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Guys, I just want to mention that the lactating jokes are getting really really tasteless.
Guest Rob Edwards Posted January 28, 2003 Report Posted January 28, 2003 Nope BPS he's a power lifter, just like those other hot talents Ludvig Borga and Mark Henry Powerlifting is quite the breeding ground!
Guest Vern Gagne Posted January 29, 2003 Report Posted January 29, 2003 Guys, I just want to mention that the lactating jokes are getting really really tasteless. Come on know. A guy was lactating for Christ Sakes. If that's not a reason for bad humor. I don't know what is.
Guest Anglesault Posted January 29, 2003 Report Posted January 29, 2003 Guys, I just want to mention that the lactating jokes are getting really really tasteless. How so? If it was something he couldn't help, I'd undnerstand. But the man did it to himself. That's like someone sticking their finger in a pencil sharpener and people being banned from making "Stubby" jokes.
Guest Ram Posted January 29, 2003 Report Posted January 29, 2003 Guys, I just want to mention that the lactating jokes are getting really really tasteless. Come on know. A guy was lactating for Christ Sakes. If that's not a reason for bad humor. I don't know what is. Really. I mean, there's no reason to cry over spilled milk. *laugh track*
Guest Rob Edwards Posted January 29, 2003 Report Posted January 29, 2003 and he may not have done it to himself anyway, I've read a fair few articles on him when he toured with WWA over here and that never once got mentioned
Guest The Old Me Posted January 29, 2003 Report Posted January 29, 2003 We need some milk here, STAT! *runs away from the fruit throwing audience" New Matt fact: Matt is lactose INtolerant
Guest Anglesault Posted January 29, 2003 Report Posted January 29, 2003 and he may not have done it to himself anyway, Done what? I hope you are not talking about the nipple, because unless someone had repeatedly injected steroids into him against his will, he kind of did it himself.
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