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Guest Mulatto Heat
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any word on which nipple was lactating? i'm trying to overlay a mental image on the photograph.

His left one.

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Guest DeputyHawk
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His left one.

[mr burns] ...excellent...[/mr burns]

 

now can someone with basic computer graphic skills please paint a big milky drip emitting down his torso? this is not for ononistic purposes.

Guest evilhomer
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Edge knocked out a Boriqua on his first match and he was never fired...

No one cared though...

True, not a good reason to ignore an injury, but true.

 

Fact of the matter though is that Edge was a trained, skilled wrestler who messed up a plancha (if I remember right). Jones doesn't appear to be fully trained and/or have the necessary skills developed. He shouldn't be fired for injuring a wrestler, even if it was the Mecca of Mattitude, but it sounds like he could definately use some time developing his skills. (Of course this is an opinion I'm basing on one report of one of his first matches).

 

 

But alas, it's WWEeeee land -

 

Production: Mr. McMahon, the ratings are in, they're down again.

 

Vince: What??? Ok, we've got to inject some new blood into the company to get some interest.

 

Production: Ok, well Tajiri is back, we've just brought Spanky & Nunzio in. Knoble isn't doing anything of note.

 

Vince: No no no, we need Hosses goddammit, get that Jones kid.

 

Production: Uh Mr. McMahon, he's not ready yet

 

Vince: What??? Are you questioning me??? The fans don't care about skill, they just need big guys lumbering around the ring.

 

 

 

So do we get MNN updates now letting us know his progress.

Guest The Mighty Damaramu
Posted

Please send him to OVW or something!

Guest Repo Man jr
Posted

His left one.

[mr burns] ...excellent...[/mr burns]

 

now can someone with basic computer graphic skills please paint a big milky drip emitting down his torso? this is not for ononistic purposes.

nathan_jones_Milk.JPG

Guest DeputyHawk
Posted

so is his gut-wrench suplex called the dairy driver 2003?

 

oh and repo jr, your image is just showing up as the dreaded red x.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Did I miss something? Why all the lactating talk?

Guest Vern Gagne
Posted

Jones had to have surgery back in '89, because one of his nipples was lacatating because of excessive steroid use.

Guest Harry Hood
Posted

Due to steroid use, Jones had a lactation problem apparantly.

 

And can you imagine if this was Benoit injured instead, like it was reported originally?

Guest The Mighty Damaramu
Posted

Just his left nipple.....which is still just bad in itself.

Guest DeputyHawk
Posted

christ, yes! benoit was his original opponent, and it was switched to matt.

Guest Repo Man jr
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so is his gut-wrench suplex called the dairy driver 2003?

 

oh and repo jr, your image is just showing up as the dreaded red x.

nathan_jones_Milk.jpg.JPG

Guest The Mighty Damaramu
Posted

Well thank the gods it wasn't Benoit he hurt. Hopefully Benoit is so important to Vince now that he'd fire Jones for it.....I know I can't believe I said it either.

Guest Showstoppa Icon
Posted

He injured Mattitude?!?!?!

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

but seriously, how long is matt out 4?

Guest CanadianChick
Posted

Hopefully Matt is okay...god, what an entrance for Jones, eh?

Guest treble charged
Posted

It's all a plot between Chuck Palumbo and Jones to see who can finish off that pesky Matt Hardy for good. I see a handicap match in their future.

Guest Rob Edwards
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as funny as the milk story is i'm 90% sure it's false seeing as the article involved 8 years of jailtime (which would be hard considering Jones won the Aussie powerlifting champs in 92 and the Highland Games in 95) it's probably taken from a second rate tabloid pulling out a crappy story for a circulation boost anyway (now who does that remind you of?)

Guest bps "The Truth" 21
Posted

On top of him sucking ass....

 

The only two match reports I have seen from him both ended with him injuring people who don't work overly sloppy. (Jarrett and Hardy)

 

This guy is NOT a wrestler.

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted

Guys, I just want to mention that the lactating jokes are getting really really tasteless. :mellow:

Guest Rob Edwards
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Nope BPS he's a power lifter, just like those other hot talents Ludvig Borga and Mark Henry

 

Powerlifting is quite the breeding ground!

Guest Vern Gagne
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Guys, I just want to mention that the lactating jokes are getting really really tasteless. :mellow:

Come on know. A guy was lactating for Christ Sakes. If that's not a reason for bad humor. I don't know what is.

Guest Anglesault
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Guys, I just want to mention that the lactating jokes are getting really really tasteless. :mellow:

How so? If it was something he couldn't help, I'd undnerstand. But the man did it to himself. That's like someone sticking their finger in a pencil sharpener and people being banned from making "Stubby" jokes.

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Guys, I just want to mention that the lactating jokes are getting really really tasteless. :mellow:

Come on know. A guy was lactating for Christ Sakes. If that's not a reason for bad humor. I don't know what is.

Really. I mean, there's no reason to cry over spilled milk.

 

*laugh track*

Guest Rob Edwards
Posted

and he may not have done it to himself anyway, I've read a fair few articles on him when he toured with WWA over here and that never once got mentioned

Guest The Old Me
Posted

We need some milk here, STAT!

 

 

 

*runs away from the fruit throwing audience"

 

 

New Matt fact:

 

Matt is lactose INtolerant

Guest Anglesault
Posted
and he may not have done it to himself anyway,

Done what?

 

I hope you are not talking about the nipple, because unless someone had repeatedly injected steroids into him against his will, he kind of did it himself.

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