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Guest Eyeball Kid
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Inca was David Schwimmer? Awww... and I thought we had ourselves a celebrity!

I've always considered Inc to be the appropriate abbreviation of Incandenza. I say this now because people can still call me Inc if they want.

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Guest evenflowDDT
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But... Inca... that's like, whoa, like aztecs like Mexican food or something.

Guest Kinetic
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Pardon me if this has already been addressed, but what's the deal with the name change?

Guest Eyeball Kid
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I don't have a good answer for that.

 

EDIT: Though I may go back to Incandenza, because I'm tired of looking at the sigs, and the board won't let me shut them off.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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Eyeball Kid invokes visions of Oculus Orbus of Madballs fame.

Guest Eyeball Kid
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And that goes over my head. I pulled it from a Tom Waits song.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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Madballs was a line of toys and later a (quite risque considering it was for kids) cartoon featuring monstrous spherical creatures, with such lovely names as Slobulus, Screamie Meemie, Hornhead and Bash Brain. Oculus Orbus was just an eyeball.

 

l to r Oculus Orbus, Slobulus, Hornhead

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Funny how adding the A on the end of Inc changes it from Incorporated to a dead native empire..

 

We should all just call you Sparky or Kinetic II, or something.

Guest Eyeball Kid
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Madballs was a line of toys and later a (quite risque considering it was for kids) cartoon featuring monstrous spherical creatures, with such lovely names as Slobulus, Screamie Meemie, Hornhead and Bash Brain. Oculus Orbus was just an eyeball.

 

l to r Oculus Orbus, Slobulus, Hornhead

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Oh, I remember those.

 

We should all just call you Sparky or Kinetic II, or something.

 

Oh, you're gonna regret that.

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Guest Incandenza
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diesel-vin-photo-vin-diesel-6202800.jpg 192570417924s.jpg

 

david.jpg 192570417924s.jpg

 

I don't know. It's the only picture I have to work with.

Guest evenflowDDT
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diesel-vin-photo-vin-diesel-6202800.jpg 192570417924s.jpg

 

david.jpg 192570417924s.jpg

 

I don't know. It's the only picture I have to work with.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG~! Inca Inc., you're on Friendster too? Dude! You gotta add me or something. Seriously, I only have like 5 people, and when two of them are my girlfriend (who made me sign up) and her roommate, and people I just bit off an old school-mate's list...it makes me feel like a bit of a loser.

 

What's the point of the service anyway? Just to make guys like me whose girlfriends made them sign up feel bad?

  • 6 months later...
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I'd go with the deflated Vin Diesel before the Schwimmer comparison. Do you have a better picture yet?

None that aren't blurred for artistic effect.

 

Regardless, I do not look like David Schwimmer. My girlfriend told me earlier today she'd never have sex with anyone who looked like Schwimmer, so there.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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We should all just call you Sparky or Kinetic II, or something.

Oh, you're gonna regret that.

 

Ha.

  • 2 weeks later...
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I'd go with the deflated Vin Diesel before the Schwimmer comparison. Do you have a better picture yet?

None that aren't blurred for artistic effect.

 

Regardless, I do not look like David Schwimmer. My girlfriend told me earlier today she'd never have sex with anyone who looked like Schwimmer, so there.

hahaha, I remember that girlfriend. What a whore.

 

In other news, I was not aware this thread was bumped a little over a week ago.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Was this either shitpurse or cokehead blowjob?

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