Velocity And Smackdown Spoilers

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Report by: paulie, rajahwwf.com reader

 

***Velocity***

 

Found in progress. Some previous matches are missing (dark and possibly 1 or

2 Velocity).

 

Ernest Miller and Josh Mathews at the announce table.

 

Torrie Wilson beat Dawn Marie with a ddt.

 

Chuck Palumbo beat Nunzio.

 

Tazz and Michael Cole come to the announce table for Smackdown.

 

***SMACKDOWN***

 

Hogan/Vince scenes from last week's Smackdown are shown.

 

Smackdown pyro.

 

A-Train beat Rey Mysterio via shoulder breaker.

 

Josh Mathews interviews Heyman in the back. Heyman says when Undertaker

arrives to the arena he will be very disappointed because Heyman has given

Big Show the night off.

 

-commercial-

 

Eddie Guerrero w/ Chavo beat John Cena w/ Redd Dogg with a frogsplash.

 

Undertaker is shown arriving to the arena.

 

-commercial-

 

Backstage, Heyman is on the phone telling Big Show that Undertaker is here.

Heyman says he has a plan and will call Big Show back. Heyman introduces

himself to Brian Kendrick, who was trained by HBK. Kendrick says he will do

anything to make it in this business. Heyman says he has a job for him.

 

Backstage, Vince enters Stephanie's office. Vince wants to know why she

brought Hogan back. Steph says she thought he would be proud of her. Steph

says she tried to pull out all the stops. Steph was suprised when Hogan hit

Vince. Vince says he has a big suprise this week and in a few minutes he will

walk to the ring and let everyone know what it is.

 

-commercial-

 

Non title match - Billy Kidman beat Shannon Moore w/ Matt Hardy via shooting

star press. After the match Matt attacked Kidman and ordered Moore to the

back. Matt abused Kidman some more and left.

 

Vince is shown walking to the ring.

 

-commercial-

 

Vince comes to the ring. Vince says Hogan is a bad business man, but as a

human being he is a bottom feeder. Vince says he will kill Hulkamania. Vince

says the fans and Hogan owe him. How dare Hogan walk into Vince's ring and

challenge him to a match. How dare Hogan strike me down with a sucker punch.

How dare each and everyone of you cheer him on. Vince says there is no way

out for the Hulkster, because at No Way Out in one corner you will have Hogan

and all his Hulkamaniacs, and in the other corner you will have The Rock. So

what you gonna do Hulkster when The Rock runs wild on you? There is one last

thing, via satellie I give you The Rock.

 

Rock is shown on the oval tron. Rock says he is glad he isn't in Green Bay.

Rock says he does not answer to Vince, he never will. Rock answers to the

people. Millions of the Rock's fans want to see the matchup. They need that

electricity they felt when Rock was in the WWE. You better your candy ass The

Rock will face Hogan at No Way Out. Rock says he is excited about facing

Hogan again and he respects him. Rock guarandamntees that he will lay the

smackdown on Hogan's bald headed candy ass again.

 

-commercial-

 

Bill Demott beat Rikishi.

 

Undertaker comes to the ring. UT says he and Big Show have some problems and

they need to get them settled. UT calls out Show. UT sits on the ring steps

and waits. UT says he has a new attitude since he's been back and that is

just shut up and fight. Show's music hits. Out comes Heyman to the top of the

stage. Heyman says Show is not here tonight. However, Show has sent you what

I like to call a personal message. Brian Kendrick, dressed in a bell hop

outfit, rides a bike to the ring. UT gets back in the ring. Kendrick gets

scared. Kendrick says he has a singing telegram from Show. *singing* Oh he's

really really sorry. He'll never never never..... he'll never do it again. Ta

da.

 

UT asks Kendrick if he thinks this is funny. Heyman says this is a sincere

apology from Show. UT tells Heyman to send a message to Show. UT says when

Show does finally come face to face with him, he truly will be sorry. UT

tells Kendrick that he has a lot of guts. UT gives Kendrick a 100 dollar bill

for a tip. UT asks Kendrick to sing again. UT picks Kendrick up and gives him

the last ride powerbomb. UT gets on his bike and leaves.

 

-commercial-

 

Backstage, Angle tells Haas and Benjamin that tonight they have an

opportunity and they need to beat Edge and Benoit tonight. Haas and benjamin

say they will win for Angle tonight. Group hug.

 

Edge and Benoit are shown in the back heading to the ring.

 

-commercial-

 

#1 Contenders Match - Haas and Benjamin w/ Angle (seated at the announce

table) beat Edge and Chris Benoit with help from Angle's interference. After

the match Lesnar comes down to the ring and gives Angle the F5 while Benoit

and Edge lure Benjamin and Haas away.

[Guest Choken One]

Well, Open up the floodgates for the American Dragon Complaining! This looks Eh to me.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

WWE just doesn't know when to give up on Albert, do they?

[Guest DeputyHawk]

haven't read the spoilers yet, but just want to give a huge cheesy thumbs up to bobobrazil for getting these up here so quickly so often. good man!

[Guest Sandman9000]

Who the fuck is Brian Kendrick?

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Well, Open up the floodgates for the American Dragon Complaining! This looks Eh to me.

I think you're getting your indy workers mixed up.

[Guest Choken One]

Disregard this.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Brian Kendrick is Spanky isn't it?

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Kendrick is the Wrestler Formerly Known as Spanky. He's been competing on Velocity for a while as many names, like Dynomite, The River Rat and another one which escapes me.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Brian Danielson is AmDrag's real name, not Kendrick, unless the Weeeeeee signs him and renamed him without anyone knowing about it. Besides, I can't see AmDrag dancing and singing ever, not just in a ring.

 

Spanky, that makes sense. Bout time they dumped that whole mask gimmick.

[Guest Choken One]

Well, Open up the floodgates for the American Dragon Complaining!  This looks Eh to me.

I think you're getting your indy workers mixed up.

Then Who is Brian Kendrick then? Never Mind...I got Am.Drag and Spanky missed up.

 

I got confused with all the hype...Kinda like Music with Strokes and Vines...no difference in the hype and Look.

[Guest Banky]

Yes, that is indeed Spanky.

[Guest RedJed]

Two major (obvious) issues here.....

 

1. They need to make up their mind on Albert because its going to damage alot of pushes in the process if they dont. This is ridiculous. First it hurt Edge by even being in the same ring as this guy, and now they have jobbed out Rey twice to him? WTF is the deal here?! All I can think is one last night profile job to Rey at No Way Out (ugh, I don't even want to see that though) and then he'll be back to midcard level at best.

 

2. Kendrick, much less anyone, won't go anywhere in a ridiculous role like that. I've never heard of such a stupid gimmick....already scared what he will do in the weeks to come. I thought the alternating masked man gimmick on Velocity was great and if they could have kept that going to the point where it would make it on Smackdown and lead to him unmasked down the road..........ahh fuck it.

[Guest Choken One]

Ok, now that we got that confusion aside, can we now openly bitch about Atrain going over?

[Mecha Mummy 0]

I can tell 'em apart easily, but then again I love the "The ____s" bands.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Except for the tag match, and Rock's return it doesn't sound very promising.

 

Albert's got something on Vince. There's no other explanation why he continues to be shoved down our throats.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Noone has mentioned the Rock yet, so I will. It looks like they are trying to keep him a face until NWO where Vince can do one of his famous Montreal screwjobs and help Rock beat Hogan and turning Rock heel.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

I wonder why they even signed Little Guido/Nunzio after he did little of note on Smackdown and is jobbing on Velocity 2 months in.

 

"Eh" show is right. I could see people liking RAW more this week. The usual suspects can't work miracles.

[Guest Mole]

So, is Rock a face or a heel?

 

Rey jobs to A-Train? I thought his push was done with? Well, we know that rumor was totally wrong.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Keeping Rock as a face, even if it is only until No Way Out, is a huge mistake, especially against the uber-hot face Hogan. I'm curious as to how Rock was actually saying things like he was glad he wasn't in Green Bay and things about Hogan's bald head. There IS a difference between heel Rock voice and face Rock voice.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Rock said he was doing the match for the fans and not for Vince.

[Zetterberg is God 0]

Rock needs to be heel. (Although he'll probably end up a face again, if this heel run is anything like the first one.)

[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

Two things I do like, is that it appears that at some point we are going to see:

 

Los Guerreros vs. Team Angle for the Tag Team Titles.

 

and Matt Hardy vs. Billy Kidman for the cruiserweight title

 

Two matches that I have been waiting for.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

The only sign of a heel turn is the Rock saying he's glad he isn't in Green Bay.

 

The only way a Montreal finish would work is if Brett Hart prevents the timekeeper from ringing the bell. Either have him be in Hogan's corner, or have him make a surpise run in.

[Zetterberg is God 0]

The only way a Montreal finish would work is if Brett Hart prevents the timekeeper from ringing the bell. Either have him be in Hogan's corner, or have him make a surpise run in.

If that happened, I don't think words can describe the insane heat that would be generated.

[Guest Justwitty]

I think Kendrick sounds hilarious in this role. In an interview once, he described his character (Spanky) as "What I am like when I am drunk." Sounds like he's going to be a goofy shit who can do some great stuff in the ring. Having him associated with Heyman also gives me hope for his future.

 

I find the A-Train thing to be the stupidest thing I have seen them do since...ok, just this week. I thought his big push was over!

 

The way Rock sounded to me based on that description is that he was being a heel. Not wanting to be in Green Bay coupled with talking about how he "loves" the fans and he loves them...sounds like this could be a subtler version of him turning.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Sweet Jesus, Thank The Lord!

 

Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin are the #1 Contenders, meaning them Vs Los Guerreros.

 

Sorry, but i'll skip the Show this week. I'm not in the mood to see Bill DeMott (Um...Tough Enough is over, meaning he should be back on Velocity) Vs Rikishi #10000000000. Why is Rey Rey still jobbing to A-Train Wreck.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Smackhoss is really starting to bother me.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Do we really need Rock vs Hogan again at a pointless PPV like no way out with a blatantly obvious Result (Vince helps Rock win and Rock is a heel)

 

Argh..

[Guest tank_abbott]

I was there live...no matches of note...

 

Nathan Jones wrestled Kanyon in a dark match that started hot, but Jones inabilities put the crowd to sleep

 

And Hogan made no appearence which ticked off a fair amount of people

 

Rock gave a interview from Hollywood...and the crowd cheered him

(He was booed when shown on the WWE History Video earlier in the night)

 

Any one want to know anything else....Please ASK me!!