Your greatest Contribution to TheSmarkMarks

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Mike Sander's Pony~!

I was a supporting cast member of the Mission to 1000 Thread...

Once posted 300 posts in a 24 hour span...back when I was a post whore...

[Guest The Thread Killer]

1) Snausages.

 

2) I started the gPc, the ORIGINAL posting clique with myself, HoffmanHBK and Stevie B.

 

3) It was my idea in chat, to make fun of Scot Keith and Becker with the legendary "We are your gods now" picture, which was hosted on my website. This led to the elimination of the Flaming Folder, which led to having to find a new home, which led everybody to Dutch's new Board WDI, where I remain an admin and staunch member to this day.

 

4) I gave Angle-Plex the nickname "Agnes".

 

5) And then there were my legendary flame wars with The ORIGINAL Genius, Highspot, and Maurizio C.

 

Damn. I'm a fucking LEGEND.

 

Bow down bitches!

 

Sigh...memories.

[Guest Kingpk]

Just being an all around good poster.

 

Oh, and writing stuff for the site now, such as THIS!

 

OMG, SPAM!!!

[Guest The Thread Killer]

Oh yes. Let us not forget "The Three Faces Of The Thread Killer": Dave Dymond, Smarky Smarkerson and Puroboy.

 

Puroboy created the "Bah" Puro catchphrase which I see people aping to this day.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

I had a small feud with Maurizio C that got him started with the whining about post counts and the Flaming Folder. Seems he actually thought I could keep him out of the Flaming Folder by saying we didn't want him there. Dipshit. Like I could have stopped him from posting if he wanted to.

[Guest Kingpk]

I remeber the Eye-talian GANG WARZ that happened then. Dumbest thing I've ever read.

[Guest The Thread Killer]

Oh my gawd! Pete, we have some of the best clips from that saved by DubWiser (remember him) in the WDI Classics Folder at WDI.

 

Bwahahaha!

 

"Kick ass of People!"

 

HA!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

That dutch guy...he never really added much to the IWC.

 

what ever happened to him?

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

I hear he went into hiding after killing Cobainwasmurdered in an ironic twist.

[Guest The Thread Killer]

By the way, I was wrong. We DID have all those classic quotes from the OLD Smark Board saved in a thread called "All Good Things" at WDI.

 

Then a few weeks back, Dutch went INSANE and deleted almost every old thread at WDI, including that one, and a couple of my columns.

 

And to think, they call ME The Thread Killer.

 

Freaking Dutchmen.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Dutch is a douche for deleting damn near everything.

 

But that was already established long before he went thread deletion crazy.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

I FUCKING WARNED YOU PEOPLE~! IT WAS PUT TO A VOTE~! I APOLOGIZED~! SHUT UP ALREADY~!

 

Anyway, I don't have that thread anymore, but we do have this one ...

 

http://pub157.ezboard.com/fworlddomination...topicID=6.topic

 

And I'm sure someone's got that saved on their harddrive somewhere. Last time I checked, I think Witty had a copy.

[Guest The Thread Killer]

We should ask him, or find DubWiser, because I KNOW he has a copy.

 

Isn't it kind of weird, me you and Sass having a conversation here instead of at WDI?

 

It feels like having sex in somebody else's bed. Not that you or Sass knows what having sex feels like, with anything other than your hand.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

It is weird. Almost as weird as you posting without whining about your bedpan needing emptying.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Dutch deleted everything?

 

sounds like he's overcompensating for missing genatalia

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

I'm gonna chop off your balls and feed them to a hobo, you lamer.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

there he goes again.

 

Jealousy doesn't become you Dutch.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

I bring the pimpage...

 

...cuz, you know, I've been PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMP-IN~!

 

And oh yeah, I used every Nova joke ever made...

[Guest The Thread Killer]

Yeah. We're not at WDI, so CWM and I don't have to put up with your SHIT Dutchman! You have no power here! So why don't you LICK my bedpan?

 

*hides behind CWM, in case Dutch goes nuts again*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*hides behind Sass leaving TTK vulnerable to the ASS-PLEX*

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*fucking hates the Ass Plex*

 

*bans TTK and CWM at WDI ... one of them for the 2nd time*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*bans dutch at Smarktalk, UGS, and starts working on dames too*

 

who's your daddy?

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

I haven't even posted there yet, you retarded monkey. Dames isn't banned at WDI though, nosiree. He just likes to lurk and then post nothing. Otherwise, we'd ban him in a minute. Maybe two. Or not at all. Yeah, one of those three.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Personally I'd ban anyone from the Smarts.

 

You all look funny.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

5,359 posts and I haven't contributed anything worthy of mentioning much less remembering..

 

Sad, but true..

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

My contribution?

 

La Parka.........sitting in an El Camino.........what could be better?

[Guest treble charged]

Well, I think some people liked my Edge banner. So yeah, WOOO, go me.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

hmm

 

The Akira Taue debate, and its offshoot, the Akira Taue Chokeslam debate which grew like a tumbling snowball when more people got involved, culminating in the glorious Jubuki/Jingus thread.

 

Gotta mention rippin' on good ol' Kotzenjunge, too.

 

Discussing the specifics of having a lesbian supreme being was fun while it lasted, too.

[Guest RobJohnstone]

Well, a thread I started is on top of the movies/dvd folder. But my greatest contribution is me making it obvious that you cannot prove either evolution or creation.

 

--Rob

[Guest tank_abbott]

Helping resurge the Old School Folder