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Guest Mik at Cornell
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Yeah, there are a lot of dicks here. A REAL lot of trust fund babies. This is for Rando tho, I thought it was brave of you to post your picture on this message board (real brave considering the circumstances) so if you want to see me...go to www.picturetrail.com and type in MikatCornell for the album name.

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Guest treble charged
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I've been to Ithaca before. My parents' friend who they went to school with lives there. All I remember is a big hill and a water fall.

 

Yup.

Guest LooseCannon
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I just remembered my ex-girlfriend went to get her Phd in English at Cornell.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Mik, nobody is really taking any of this seriously anymore. Just a heads up.

Guest Mik at Cornell
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Yeah. I just want people to see pictures of me in Australia, because they rock. Haha.

Guest treble charged
Posted

Mik, do you have any pictures of Ithaca? I want a blast from the past.

Guest evenflowDDT
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And as for EvenFlowDDT's comment, I agree whole heartedly, Biochemistry is going to make me a very rich man.

It really does. Too bad I'm an arts major (although that might change if I get locked out of my fucking film classes again). Not to sound ignorant (although I definitely am), but personally I just can't stand science; I don't care why something works, just that it does work.

 

Guess I'll be doomed to starve... and even receive an inadequate education since the UC system, even here at Santa Cruz, has a huge hard-on for two things: allocating the budget and shifting the focus of every school to hard science, and raising tuition. Fuck that. That's my unintelligent argument of the evening. Thesis? Thought-out? I'm an art student, what do you want from me? On the ladder of academia, I'm only one ring above undeclared.

Guest Mik at Cornell
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Yet you can still get very rich w/ a lucky break. I am actually looking at two UC schools for grad school (which is only a year away, yikes) Berkeley and Davis. They have great nutritional biochem programs. Good luck w/ the Arts though.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Thanks. Yea, Berkeley is definitely the place to go, although I've always known it as more of an engineering school than biochem. But that might just be for undergraduate studies, I really don't know a thing about graduate programs, and I'm not worrying about it either since I'm only in my freshman (or as they call it here, freshperson ;)) year.

Guest EL BRUJ0
Posted
How many times do I have to tell you people El Brujo is dead? He's a dinosaur.

Nope.

 

I'm more like a roach.

 

Been here a long time, hard to kill, and I infest threads.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Plus you can be decapitated and survive until you starve to death.

Guest EL BRUJ0
Posted
Anal fisting. What's the appeal people? And how would you prepare? Discuss.

While the fisting of the anus is a pleasurable experience that many enjoy, it also has practical applications.

 

Let us say that on an ecstasy fueled orgy you do something regrettable, say shoving a tennis ball in your anus. You wake up the next day to find that your bowels are misbehaving and suddenly remember what the cause is. Now what do you do? Well, you could go to the hospital and get the ball removed. But this will likely lead to an awkward situation between you and the doctor(s), and possibly other hospital staff, patients, relatives, and/or love ones. But, if you had your sphincter stretched by a nice big fist, this situation could be avoided by having a lover, gimp, or whore slip their hand into your rectum and pluck out the object.

 

Save yourself the embarrassment of explaining your sexual practices to others by having a regularly scheduled fisting done. It will be painful at first and the entire fist won't fit on the first try, but keep up the practice and soon you'll achieve anal penetrations that you never thought possible.

 

After all we all want to avoid this scenario:

*****

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
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You can't get a tennis ball out of an ass with your hand. Believe me, I know... I mean, that's what I hear.

Guest Gamengiri2002
Posted

Goddamn, I GOTS ta get in on this shit!

 

Anonymity rules, I mean i get to come here, listen to you guys, talk back every now and then, with the added bonus of not having to put up with anyone talking to me on AIM.

 

don't get no betta' than that.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
After all we all want to avoid this scenario:

*****

Impressive! I haven't been to rotten since 9th grade... good to see they haven't lost their flair for the disturbingly interesting.

 

...and by eating dinner and not even flinching when seeing those pics, I guess I'm just as disturbed and interested. For the first time in years I've gotta ask...

 

"OMG WHERED DEY GET THEEZ L33T PICS?!?!!~" ;)

 

Is it possible to fist yourself? I can't even get in more than a few fingers... maybe I just need to "keep at it"? How would you fit a tennis ball in there if the anus wasn't already stretched enough to slip in a fist? How uncomfortable would it be, really? These questions and more... will NEVER be answered by me. That's probably for the best.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted

i'll miss evenflow's strange pop referenced

Guest Heel In Peril
Posted

Hey, Evenflowddt. Would you happen to have the background to your sig saved at all?

 

And while I'm on the subject, does anyone have a Shane Douglas pic? Preferably, in-ring?

Guest TheGame2705
Posted

I have the X-Pac persona of liked by someone, indifferent to others, and hated by many for reasons unknown.

Guest Stunt Granny
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I'm amazed that people I don't know here at TSM still know who the gPc was.

 

Duh. We were only LEGENDS for Pete's Sake!!!

Guest TheGame2705
Posted

Uh Stunt no one remembers you from gPc because you were part of the second incarnation....BUFF BAGWELL.

Guest Stunt Granny
Posted

Yeah okay......shouldn't you be tasting your own cum right now?

Guest TheGame2705
Posted

OOOOH MILDLY PAINFUL SCOLD~! you don't even deserve BURN.

Guest Stunt Granny
Posted

What a great CUMback Gamey. I'm sure you have a LOAD of them like that. Or did you just shoot your ENTIRE WAD at me. Just please don't lick it up and tell me how it tastes.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Hey, guess what everybody... The Gheyme eats his own cum! HAW HAW HAW!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

IDRM, your new avatar disturbs me. You and Dames with new avatars? What's this world coming to?

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Hey, thanks man. I have that on a shirt too, whenever I wear it somebody stops me at least twice to comment on it.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

(cries)

 

You don't have to be mean about it...

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