Guest BoboBrazil Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Dark Matches (1) Kanyon won a squash. (2) Nathan Jones beat Julio DeNiro Velocity matches (1) Nunzio beat Funaki (2) John Cena beat Brian Danielson (ROH's American Dragon) (3) Bill DeMott beat Bill Wall (4) Edge beat A-Train Smackdwon Tapings (1) Rey Mysterio beat Jamie Noble. Rey got a huge pop when he hit Nidia with the 619. The Rock did an interview on the big screen. He talked about the Tampa Bay Bucaneers to taunt the Philadelphia fans. He was heavily booed. (2) Rikishi beat Nunzio in a squash. Paul Heyman rolled a box to the ring as a gift from Big Show to Undertaker. Brother Love popped out of the box. Taker chokeslammed Love and tombstoned him. Hulk Hogan was shown backstage. He bumped into Brock Lesnar, who smiled and said welcome back. (3) Kidman beat Matt Hardy in a non-title match. (4) Team Angle beat The Guerreros to capture the WWE Tag Team Titles. Good match. Hulk Hogan came out to a big pop. He got into a verbal spat with The Rock via the big screen. Rock took a shot at Hogan's long distance commercials. Hogan said Vince is full of it when he says he created Hulkamania. (5) A-Train beat Shannon Moore. Sean O'Haire talked to Brian Kendrick. Kendrick then ran around the arena streaking just like in that Nike commercial. When security chased him, he snuck into Stephanie McMahon's office. She, of course, was on her cell phone. He said he was happy to see her. She looked down and said, "I can see that." Comedy doesn't get any more original than that! John Cena challenged Brock Lesnar to a match next week. (6) Kurt Angle beat Chris Benoit clean with an Angle Slam. Benoit bled. Team Angle attacked Benoit afterward. Lesnar made the save. pwtorch.com
Guest Choken One Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 SOH HAS ARRIVED! Cena Promo! Angle/Benoit! EDDY/CHAVO/TEAM ANGLE! HEEL ROCK! GREATEST SMACKDOWN EVER!
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 1) Nunzio beat Funaki AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *takes a deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *takes a deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *takes a puff on inhailer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! The rest doesn't look that great.
Guest Brian Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Aside from the stupid-ass cruiser squashes to build up Rikishi and A-Train, it looks decent.
Guest AndrewTS Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Edge on Velocity?! OOOOOOOOOOOUCH!!
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Benoit jobs three shows in a row, twice to Angle, clean? Time to toss him on the Win Every God-Damn Match Train, and fast!
Guest Choken One Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 People! Don't you realize that SOH has ARRIVED? Celebrate! Damn it!
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Ok, so is Benoit going to get the pin on Angle if there is a multi-man match at NM? Seriously, what's the point of him losing twice? Why not put Edge in there? Anyways, Pro: Rey vs. Knoble Kidman vs. Hardy Benoit vs. Angle Team Angle vs. Los Guerreros Con: Rikishi vs. Nunzio Albert vs. Moore ???: Kendrick/Ohaire Hogan/Rock Taker/Love
Guest Choken One Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Dude...Anything with SOH IS PRO!
Guest AndrewTS Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 O'Haire on SD--maybe Nathan Jones will be on Raw then?
LaParkaYourCar Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 I think the Taker/Brother Love thing is gold. It's Heyman taunting Taker and it's probably the farthest back the WWE has shown continuity in awhile. It's nice to see O'Haire actually there in the arena making people do things they wouldn't normally do.....it means O'Haire's gimmick is starting to flesh out.......no pun intended.
Guest Choken One Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 I have a feeling SOH will be on both...
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Most, if not all, skits are up in the air. Esp. those with Greenbacks like Ohaire.
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Well this shoots down O'Haire tempting Jeff Hardy. I'm sorry but the streaking thing is kinda funny. Wish they'd just let Spanky show what he's got in the ring though.
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Benoit jobs three shows in a row, twice to Angle, clean? I guess the rationalization was that "Oh, since he got cheered so loud for LOSING at the Rumble, we'll have him LOSE EVERY WEEK!" Genius!
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Sadly....I wouldn't put that line of thinking past them Mulatto.
Guest Choken One Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Wow. We're already Bitching about this week show...It took 27 minutes. It looks almost perfect...Save for a couple likely 3 minute squashes...
Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 A few points Why is Benoit jobbing to Angle again? Why is Smackdown getting all of the new talent? Moore jobbed out to Albert? Brother Love? No Cena, Edge, or Lesnar wrestling on Smackdown? The Rock only appearing via video feed? Please, the company needs to pick up the slack.
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Is Angle ever going to get a beat-down on Lesnar? And for that matter...is Lesnar going to do anything after winning the Rumble?
Yuna_Firerose Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 (4) Edge beat A-Train Edge...on Velocity? Ouchkabibbles! SD looks friggin' awesome, with more than half, no doubt, going on my tape. I gotta agree with RavishingRickRudo's Pro/Con/??? list on this show. And would it kill them to let Moore win every now and then?!
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Ok so people who were doubting Edge being punished for this feud? He's on Velocity. Albert is on SD. Yes Edge did beat Albert...but on a show barely anybody watches. Yep that Edge is getting what's coming to him. How dare he have a bad match with Albert.
Guest Choken One Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 A few points Why is Benoit jobbing to Angle again? Why is Smackdown getting all of the new talent? Moore jobbed out to Albert? Brother Love? No Cena, Edge, or Lesnar wrestling on Smackdown? The Rock only appearing via video feed? Please, the company needs to pick up the slack. A. For the Benifit of a Good Match...I like it. B. Who ya Mean SOH and Kendrick? Kendrick is kinda FORCED to be on SMD and I am convinced SOH will work both shows. C. Since when is Moore important? D. Brother Love is a very intelligent piece of continunity and history. E. CENA cuts a promo on Brock. Edge was on Velocity. I'm sure Lesnar has another Studio interview. F. I think that is a part of his character of HOLLYWOOD ROCK is to show up on Screen.
LaParkaYourCar Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 I like the sound of the show. We get what sounds like some good head to head (sort of) promos between Rock/Hogan.....hey RAW that's how you build up a PPV.......we get to see O'Haire's gimmick work in a backstage setting, and of course Team Angle vs. Los Guerreros.
Guest Mulatto Heat Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Wow. We're already Bitching about this week show...It took 27 minutes. I know. I shouldn't have put any hope after the Rumble. I won't make the same mistake again. Carry on.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 They are being too conventional in turning the rock heel. They need to be more insidious. Cheap heat like "This town sucks" is too pedestrian for the potential the Rock has as a heel. We need 'people', we need cell phones, we need yoga classes, we need jews jews and more jews, and we NEEEEED the Rock saying "who loves you" to the fans...
Guest Will Scarlet Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 No Bill DeMott makes for a good show anyday. The rest sounds pretty good, except the Rikishi squash. The O'Haire/Kendrick sounds pretty funny as well. Better than Raw certainly.
Guest Space_Cowboy Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Los Guerreros/Team Angle, Rey/Noble and Benoit/Angle should all be great, and Mattitude/Kidman could be decent too. Looks to be a pretty good show, though i fail to see what leaving Edge on Velocity and squashing the cruiserweights accomplishes.
Guest j.o.b. squad Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 with kendrick streaking could this lead to them refering to him as spanky?
Guest Choken One Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Here the 64,000 dollar question... Do they use the "Blur" "Black Bar" " Green X" to cover Spanky's...um...Area.
Guest the pinjockey Posted February 5, 2003 Report Posted February 5, 2003 Use a picture of Pat Patterson smiling to cover it up.
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