Well It seems I won't be around Much

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

lol...I type purty...hmmmm

[Guest SP-1]

We SC geeks have a peculiar way of flirting.

 

I bet you type 70 wpm, eh purty lady?

[Guest Sandman9000]

Eh, what the hell.

 

Dedicated to CWM.

 

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Whoa dude, that's wild. I'm touched you thought about me enough to leave instructions with SpiderPoet about Banky and I. I'll catch you on the flipside, man. Won't be the same without you.

[Guest Angle-plex]

But now who will make Agnes jokes?!

 

Seriously, what is with this board and it's suckiness lately. This week has been a fucking disaster.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Oh, and CWM, I'd post a long, emotional post, but that's not really my style. I'm sure you'll understand that.

[Guest papacita]

Congrats CMW and good luck with the new job.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I'm gonna miss you man....

 

I never thought I would see the day come when you would be leaving.

 

Peace Out.... and you know I love ya in a non-gay way...

 

just try to hit 15000 posts before you leave

[Guest AM The Kid]

Nooooo! Nooooo! Why? Why must my favorites always leave?

 

Gonna miss seeing ya all the time.

[The Dames 0]

Damn man...one of my favorite posters leaving...

 

Good luck man.

 

Dames

[Guest BRUCE]

Good! Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

[Guest Flyboy]

Bye.

[Guest caboose]

Catch you around CWM, you were cool, almost too cool.

We had good times on the board, Juicy Juice, Gnomes, aWo, TSS's Family the lot.

Congrats and all the best with the job...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Well I got a job offer today to work at a Logging camp In the north of British Columbia I'm to leave on Monday, and The money they're offering is really too much to refuse.

 

Ah yes, the demand for "Lumberjacks' plaything" is great indeed.

 

How much you making? Enough for some very absorbent flannel, I hope.

[Guest RobJohnstone]

good luck on your new job.

 

--Rob

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Good to see your succeeding in life as you want CWM, we're all very proud I'm sure.

 

Thanks espicially for taking the time to mention my birthday, when we're not the greatest of friends, so thank you for being yourself and doing that for another human being.

 

God/Satan speed (depending on your preference) and I wish you all the luck in the future, never give up!

 

Thanks for everything mate,

 

Illusion

[Guest crandamaniac]

Good luck on your new job, and from this day forward, if anybody double posts, let us from this day forward call it "Pulling a CWM" to honor your legacy.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Well, he's a lumberjack and he's ok

He sleeps all night, and he works all day.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing,

and hangs around in bars...

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Later you sorry bootch. I guess I'm gonna have to find a new target to humiliate in NHB.

 

 

 

Seriously though, good luck and don't try to get head from beavers, you sick fucker, you.

[The Dames 0]

He would have triple posted his goodbye post.

 

Dames

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(cries and HURLS himself at CWM, holding onto his ankle as he tries to leave, being dragged on the ground)

 

NOOOOO! DON'T GO!!!

 

Boy, it's going to be WEIRD around here with you gone. Hey, with all that logging money you can fly yourself down to Atlanta and kick the shit out of The Brain.

 

Toodaloozies.

[Guest SP-1]

We should make a road trip out of that, Kotz. I'll drive since I'm largely non-violent and I have (a) broken toe(s). Then I can blast some techno and you can go nuts on Brain in honor of CWM.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hmm, that sounds like a plan, yo. Now we've got to find a way to get his address. There's a site somewhere on the internet that allows you to see the address and stuff when you enter an IP address.

 

(grabs a crowbar and plays "Sandstorm")

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Geez Guys, thanks alot for the goodbyes. I'm going to miss you alot.

 

Since I leave on Monday I've had to find someone to look after my house, and I think I found someone to do it.

 

I went out and bought alot of the supplies I'll need earlier today.

 

 

just try to hit 15000 posts before you leave

 

I doubt I can but I can try

[Guest Sassquatch]

Just create your own "Road to 15000" thread in some folder.

 

Congrats on the new job CWM.

[Guest SP-1]

"I have been . . . and always shall be . . . your friend."

[The Dames 0]

"Just a friend, Spider Poet?"

"That's all I have to give"

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Thanks Sass.

 

And thanks SpiderPoet.

[Guest Sassquatch]

What are some of the supplies you have been required to bring with you CWM?

[Guest SP-1]

"With great power comes great responsibility. I knew that when I left my friend to go into the logging industry. I had my own battles to fight. Gifted with the written word, I knew I'd have grammatical supervillains coming out of the work. The power of the post-whore, part of my genetics after my adventures with the man called CWM, would allow me to spin my web of words and blanket entire threads with them. He had helped me answer a question deep within myself, even if my physically absent friendship across the distance of North America was all I could offer in return. I pose the question, who am I? I'm the Spider-Poet."

 

*SP leaves CWM standing in the graveyard, agasp at the mutual admiration*

 

*roll credits*