Inappropriate uses of message board "smilies"

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I just got the call that my relatives were hit by a tractor and may not make it through the night

 

My girlfriend wants to have sex with me

 

Styx is coming to St. Joe and I have tickets

 

Santa isn't real?

 

I'd nail Steven Tyler's other daughter instead of Liv Tyler

 

I won the lottery!

 

It's simple

[Guest T®ITEC]

Al Wilson has bigger breasts than Stacy Keibler!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What do you mean you're all out of Cheese Whiz???

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Stacy Keilber, an Earth, Wind, & Fire Album, and Jello Shots

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Stacy Keilber, an Earth, Wind, & Fire Album, and Jello Shots

 

Don't you mean

 

 

You so CRAZAY Rando!

[Guest T®ITEC]

Jeff Hardy writes the bestest lyrics of all time!

[Guest treble charged]

*looks at that link Addy posted*

[Guest BifEverchad]

DJ Jeff was DA MAN~!

[Guest The Superstar]

Don't Ban Agnes!

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

HHH vs. Steiner at No Way Out

 

Torrie and Trish an in Interpromotional HLA match

 

An alternative to the the WWE product

 

Mae Young at happy hour

 

I've got an idea, push Booker T!

 

An Angle/Benoit feud

 

Here's to burying RVD

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Styx

 

I just saw my 90 yearold neighbor naked

I'm pretty hungry, I think I'll cook myself some scrambled eggs

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Mikey worked a match for ROH last night

 

Fenix TX is getting back together

 

Morgan Webb loves me too

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

It burns when I pee

[EL DANDY~! 0]

I love gay sex...

 

Pimpin ain't easy...

[Guest MaxPower27]

Treble Charged just told me that he hates the Leafs and loves the Senators!

[Guest treble charged]

Treble Charged just told me that he hates the Leafs and loves the Senators!

It says 'Inappropriate uses of message board smilies', not 'Blatant outright, disgusting lies'.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Treble Charged just told me that he hates the Leafs and loves the Senators!

It says 'Inappropriate uses of message board smilies', not 'Blatant outright, disgusting lies'.

(blatent outright disgusting lie)

[Guest treble charged]

Disgusting.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

*looks at that link Addy posted*

HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe this slipped by unnoticed.

 

Fuckin' sick, man. Sick like a fox.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

*looks at that link Addy posted*  

HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe this slipped by unnoticed.

 

Fuckin' sick, man. Sick like a fox.

What link?

 

The guy with the jar surgically removed from his ass?

 

No wait, that was EL BRUJ0... what a man, what a man, what a man!

 

He's awesome. And by awesome I mean totally sweet.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Yay, new Metallica album. This is a another addition to the good news they have been saying lately.

 

New WWE Champion Test.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

I can't get an erection

 

I've got a 12 inch penis

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

I just got the call that my relatives were hit by a tractor and may not make it through the night

Funniest thing I've yet to read on this board...

[EL DANDY~! 0]

HHH is holding me down...

[Guest Marshall]

I'm pretty hungry, I think I'll cook myself some scrambled eggs

Whats wrong with scrambled eggs? (I don't understand this game...Um...?)

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

From the WWE contracts thread:

 

Big Show - February 2009

 

Eight more years!

 

Give him lifetime tenure!

 

I plan to commit suicide in Feb. 2009

[Guest RevEvil]

From the WWE contracts thread:

 

Big Show - February 2009

 

Eight more years!

That's six more years, dumbass

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

From the WWE contracts thread:

 

Big Show - February 2009      

 

Eight more years!    

That's six more years, dumbass

I cant count