SJL Crimson Card, February 13th!

[Guest realitycheck]

SJL Crimson, February 13th!

Due Date: Thursday, 5pm EST. No extensions, but of course.

Venue: The world tour chugs along... Olympic Arena, Moscow, Russia!

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OPENING PROMO

After exactly two years, Mike Van Siclen is finally at the top of the mountain. What does the champ have to say about his long sought after victory?

 

SINGLES MATCH

Insane Luchador vs Thor

The thunder god returns! After a long hiatus in Asgard, Thor has returned to the land of the mortals, back to preform in the ultimate spectacle. In the other corner, the Insane Luchador, Andrew Rickmen, a man Thor has never faced, despite the amount of time he put into the league. And a man who's mental state has begun to (further) slide away. It's between immortals and madmen on Crimson; who's gonna' come out on top?

Rules: Standard singles match, yadda yadda yadda

Word Limit: 4500

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EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

PRISM MATCH

Fosta vs Omega Storm vs Tryst vs Christian Blackwell vs Aecas

A collection of the best and brightest that the SJL have to offer, and certainally the best group of young writers we've had in some time. Can the impressive Christian Blackwell, on a tear of late, pick up another huge win? Or perhaps the odd Tryst will garner Euro Title contendership in just his second match? Maybe the still winless Omega Storm will find victory in the most important match of his career so far? Or will Fosta or Aecas pull off a humongous upset? Five men will enter... one will win, and walk away number one contender to the European Championship.

Rules: Elimination rules. Last man in the ring will be declared the winner. Pinfall, submission, countouts and DQ's apply.

Word Limit: 6250

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SINGLES MATCH

SMIRNOFF SHOWDOWN

Crow vs Janus

One winner, one loser. Janus, the last JL M7 member, comes off a crushing loss to Mike Van Siclen, not just in his home country, but in his HOME CITY at that. Even more, for the world title. Considered the next rightful heir to the world title after it was vacated, Janus is no doubt seething, looking to take out his frustrations on his fellow countryman, who was a mite more successful in Sydney, winning the bizzare Ball Crawl match. This certainly has some interesting implications, as Janus and Crow celebrated returning home by playing cricket with, beating the crap out of Russel Crowe, and drinking various alcohol. Good lord. Well, we here at JLCC have decided to capitalize on that last bit...

Rules: Somewhere inside the Olympic Arena are three bottles of authentic Smirnoff Vodka. First one to find and chug two will be declared the winner. And will likely die afterwards. Otherwise, there are no rules.

Word Limit: 5000

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SINGLES MATCH

Dace Night vs Matt Myers

They faced on the last show in Sydney, and they will face once again in Moscow! Minus the kangaroo suits, of course. A re-match most likely influenced because of the fact no-one knows who came out the victor on Wrath, and a match where a victory could help Dace and Matt get back on track in their respective world title hunts, which have been derailed somewhat.

Rules: Standard singles match, yadda yadda yadda

Word Limit: 4750

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Main Event

EUROPEAN TITLE

LADDER MATCH

Sean Atlas vs Chris Card©

Wow, what do you know. Unlike his predecesor, Chris Card actually has to DEFEND his European Title! Sean Atlas guns for Chris's title, after a rather conterversial finish to his match on Wrath, one in which Chris Card was in fact the special guest referee. Of course, there's no such luxury for Mr. Card in this match... and just to make sure that his usual Backup Plan (Re: Natasha) doesn't work, his belt has been suspended 15 feet above the ring! Atlas and Chris were all winks and smiles after Wrath, but it is doubtful the sentiment will carry over after this match...

Rules: At the beginning of the match, the European Title will be suspended 15 feet above the ring with a hook. The winner is the man who retrieves the belt from off the hook, by using one of the 8 foot ladders at ringside.

Word Limit 6000

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[Guest Pa|adin]

*Sigh*

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

ummm, why wasnt I booked and why do I have nothing to do with the Smirnoff match?

[janusd 0]

*Crowe and Janus tie when they share the vodka out evenly

[Guest Dace59]

Back to Back bookings against the same man.

 

.....................

[Guest Crowe]

why do I have nothing to do with the Smirnoff match?

I didn't see you drinking on Wrath!

 

\m/ @ me match, I like it.

[Atlas 0]

::Sees that he is main eventing in his thrid show ever::

 

 

::Sees that a new #1 conterners match is also on the card::

 

 

::Sees large word limit and ladder match gimmick::

 

[Guest Aecas]

Goodluck in your match Atlas, considering you battered the crap out of me twice in a row

 

And I am in a five man battle Royal..... O_o I suddenly feel my confidence dropping looking at my opponents for this match

[Guest Dace59]

There better be a nice big ladder bump.

[Guest Freakish_Twist_Of_Fate]

(Just shakes his head in a moment of pure, unadulterated hopelessness)

 

This is gonna get worse before it gets better, isn't it?

[Guest Pa|adin]

Sorry, going to have to no show once again. Multi man matches and matches against Storm are becoming a little thin, just too much other work to do.