Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 ::balloons and a clown:: You are no longer FlyBOY, you are now FlyMAN~!
Guest treble charged Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 Wow, you're 367 days older than my brother!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 ..and 37 years, 358 days younger than my dad.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 He's exactly the same age as my brother, who is also celebrating his 15th birthday today. Happy birthday, Kyle!! You, too, Flyboy.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 ... yup, still cant drink legally yet .... hehe
Guest Zack Malibu Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 Oh wait, fuck that. I'm not contributing to the delinquency of a minor... Happy birthday Flyboy.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 Happy birthday, ya son of a bitch.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted February 12, 2003 Report Posted February 12, 2003 Bah. I am above having to give some bum a "Happy Birthday" wish. May you catch an STD and DIE~!... [/Ghast] Seriously though, Happy B-day, foo'.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Happy birthday, ya lil bastard.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Fuck Tampa, fuck the Aints, and fuck Urlacher. Oh, and Tennessee > Texas Tech. You good head-getting bastard. Wait, this is a birthday thread, not a roasting thread? Damn...
Guest DrTom Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I have no problems contributing to the delinquency of a minor. ::clarifies:: Um, only where alcohol is concerned, though! Happy anniversary of your birth, d00d.
Guest CED Ordonez Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I shall drink to this occasion and drink Flyboy's alcoholic beverage as well, seeing as he can't have it legally.
Guest Space_Cowboy Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Birthday salutations to you.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Happy birthday, ya briggand!
Metal Ed Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Happy birthday, dude. Bein 15 was awesome back when I was your age. That was the year when I first got some after that Cinderella concert. You oughta see if they're comin through your town, so you can take a lady to go see em. I ain't met the chick yet who can say no to ya after havin her heart melted by Cinderella. An hour of that'll loosen them britches up real nice.
Guest Sassquatch Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 To the Bucs: Fuck off. To Flyboy. Happy fucking birthday. Now fuck off.
Yuna_Firerose Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Since it *is* a special occasion... *gives Flyboy a long kiss* There's your BD present from me. ;D Oh, yeah, happy birthday.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Make sure to write and tell me what mono's like, Flyboy.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I thought I had mono once, but it was chronic fatigue syndrome.
Guest LooseCannon Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I thought I had mono once. But it turned out to be syphillis. I guess I shoulda gotten it treated, cuz my mind is really startin to go. You know? I mean just this afternoon, I found myself beating the shit out of some drunk guy in front of my apartment, and I'm pretty sure it was for no reason at all.
Guest spiny norman Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Once I thought I had syphillis and chronic fatigue syndrome. Does that mean I had mono?
Guest The Flying Dutchman Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 It means you had near unending sex with a whole shitload of prostitutes.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 I thought I had mono once. But it turned out to be syphillis. I guess I shoulda gotten it treated, cuz my mind is really startin to go. You know? I mean just this afternoon, I found myself beating the shit out of some drunk guy in front of my apartment, and I'm pretty sure it was for no reason at all. Post o' the day, right there.
Guest MrRant Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Well if you aren't totally sure it was a random beating then there must have been a reason. Something like.... he didn't get off the sidewalk the first time I kicked him or something.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 ...and fuck Urlacher... ::Gives Kotz Hepatits::
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted February 13, 2003 Report Posted February 13, 2003 Hepatits? Is that like a "purple nurple"?
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