Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20 Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Especially because I don't have one... Who else doesn't have a Valentine ? I guess i'll still go out tomorrow night and catch "Daredevil"
Guest Kinetic Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 We've got a bunch of these threads in the Love, Sex, and Dating folder. I'll reiterate here, for the benefit of those frightened off by the "ever had a cock in your ___" threads: I have nine dates tomorrow. I mistakenly scheduled two of them for the same time, so I'll be frantically shuffling from one date to the other, coming up with wacky excuse after wacky excuse to go see the other girl. The awkwardness will only be matched by the hilarity.
Guest RepoMan Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 I never had a date for VD, thanks for reminding me.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 We've got a bunch of these threads in the Love, Sex, and Dating folder. I'll reiterate here, for the benefit of those frightened off by the "ever had a cock in your ___" threads: I have nine dates tomorrow. I mistakenly scheduled two of them for the same time, so I'll be frantically shuffling from one date to the other, coming up with wacky excuse after wacky excuse to go see the other girl. The awkwardness will only be matched by the hilarity. Translation: I'm going to be on here, like the rest of you who will post in this thread.
Guest T®ITEC Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 To me, dates are very ghey. Especially at this age. I'm staying home and reading comic books, until work. It's a fine day.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Valentine's Day Venereal Disease Coincidence? They both suck.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Not as long as I have you
Guest Flyboy Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Blah. You took my Texas Tech middle linebacker.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 ZACH~! You've got Urlacher to keep you warm at night.
Guest Flyboy Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Damn right. That's why my Urlacher is better than your Zach. Take that.
EL DANDY~! Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Whatever...Urlacher didn't exactly lead the Bears to greatness this year...stop fighting over him...
Guest DrTom Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Not this year, I don't. Ah well. Can't win 'em all.
Guest MrRant Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Not this year, I don't. Ah well. Can't win 'em all. Then you need to go down to the local drinking hole in those parts and pick yourself up a woman. Screw her and forget her number.
Guest spiny norman Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 I'm especially annoyed. I make sure all my absolutely closest friends are as desperate and dateless as me, if not more so, that way I'll never feel upset that I'm the only single one. Lately, they've been all getting into relationships, bar this one guy and me. So, today, Valentine's Day, he said "Screw it", asked someone out and now they're off fornicating or whatever it is young lovers do on a first date (I have forgotten, been D & D so long). So I re-iterate the Valentine's Day hatred.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Does it seem like this year it's being shoved in our face more then the past few years? I got sick of hearing about all this crap a week ago.
Guest oldschoolwrestling Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 This is the first year in a long time I don't have a girl on the side. Does that count?
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 I have a date with a woman that appears to be my female counterpart, like Kinetic in a wig. I'm simultaneously unnerved and aroused.
Guest Kinetic Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Valentine's Day Update #1: I just watched thirty minutes of VH1's "100 Greatest Love Songs" and I do believe that I'll spend the rest of the day crying softly into my sweater. I try to stop, but then I'll think of Luther Vandross singing "Here and Now" and my eyes start leaking. I'm so lonely.
Guest MaxPower27 Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 I was given the day off of work as some sort of chicanery by my hilariously unfunny asshole boss, who likes rubbing the fact that I haven't had a girlfriend in almost a year in my face. Fucking prick. I'm debating going over to work and keying his car.
Guest Angle-plex Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Why is everyone so upset about not having a valentine? I enjoy it. I don't have to spend hours shopping for presents, and I don't have to spend my money to buy her stuff. Sounds good to me.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 i have a valentine there...flame me, feel sad i dont care either way, its just another day
Guest The Superstar Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Popick, in the words of Agnes: if you doesn't care, then why do you post 12314 times about it?
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 because i get a reaction of out people on a messageboard which i find funny its amazing people get so worked up over something not irl
Guest Kinetic Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Why is everyone so upset about not having a valentine? I enjoy it. I don't have to spend hours shopping for presents, and I don't have to spend my money to buy her stuff. Sounds good to me. This is the way that society works. February 14th is a day for love, or, failing that, casual sex. If you fail to have a date on this day designated for such things, then you have ceased to be a productive member of society. You are, for lack of a better word, a loser. It doesn't matter what you think about it; that's just the way that it is. When I embarked on my sexual journey after puberty, I never once imagined that at just two months shy of 20, I'd be dateless and alone. So there's a lot of inner turmoil involved in knowing that almost everyone (including people less charming, funny, attractive, desirable, etc., than I am) is out enjoying each other's company, while I am forced to sit here and wonder what went wrong. Being alone on any holiday is depressing, but this one is especially so.
Guest SP-1 Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 I think we should start our own holiday. One for single losers. We'll call it . . . "Single Loser Day" and it will be a worldwide event. We'll have it . . . tomorrow, say, to rub our singleness in the face of the couples waking from their night of endless love.
Guest SP-1 Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 As well you should be. Let it hereby be recognized that I am the founder of Single Losers Day. Me. Not you. Me. This person here. I. Myself. Me.
Guest The Superstar Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Thanks, SP! I'm going to go to the mall tomorrow, stand in the food court, and shout: "HAPPY SINGLE LOSERS DAY~!"
Guest RugbyDiva Posted February 14, 2003 Report Posted February 14, 2003 Man you guys have no confidence, what's up with that. Cheer up! Just because you don't have dates, doesn't mean you sit and sulk the whole day. It's not the end of the world you know. -Lis'
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