Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted February 20, 2003 Top 5 phalanges (hands only) 1) Thumb 2) Middle finger 3) Pointer finger (index finger?) 4) Ring finger 5) Pinky finger Top 5 Names for the Bathroom 1) Lavatory 2) Shitter 3) Loo 4) The Head 5) "The Facilities" Top 5 Intentional Misspellings for "Snow" 1) Sneaux 2) Sknow 3) S'No 4) Snowe 5) Cnow Wow, those lists are pretty lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted February 20, 2003 top 5 coolest things to chew: 1. ice 2. cud 3. fat 4. gristle 5. one's own tongue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 20, 2003 Top Five Cigarettes: 1. Salem 2. Parliament Menthol 3. Camel Menthol 4. BLACK DEATH~! 5. Kools Ahhh...minty cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted February 21, 2003 My Top Five Nights Out 1) August 24th 2001 (My Brithday) 2) New Year's Eve/Day 2000 3) New Year's Eve/Day 2001 4) November 12th 2002 (My Best Friend's Birthday) 5) This Wednesday (I hope) Top 5 Football (Soccer) World Cups 1) 1970 2) 1994 3) 1990 4) 1986 5) 1966 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Top 5 CDs I own: 1) Nirvana, Nirvana 2) Our Lady Peace, Gravity 3) Rage Against the Machine, The Battle of Los Angeles 4) Fozzy, Happenstance 5) Trust Company, The Lonely Position of Neutral Eh...I don't have that many CDs anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Top 5 Sports 1) Football (Soccer) 2) Cricket 3) Rugby 4) Basketball 5) Baseball Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Soccer?! Cricket?! If I were going to compile a Top 5 Worst Top 5 Lists list, yours would surely be on it, Mr. Caboose. Cricket. Who do you think you're fooling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted February 22, 2003 No American football on that list? That list is laughable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 22, 2003 This is a picture of what appears to be Moby, Mickey Rooney, and some other chap engaged in a spirited round of cricket. Jolly good show, gentlemen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Soccer?! Cricket?! If I were going to compile a Top 5 Worst Top 5 Lists list, yours would surely be on it, Mr. Caboose. Cricket. Who do you think you're fooling? Well seeing as I live in England, and I'm of Indian decendence, Cricket is pretty much in my blood. Football(Soccer) is also the best sport in the world. But you Americans don't like it that much, each to their own I guess... And as for American Football, over here in England we consider it a wussed out version of Rugby, so there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted February 22, 2003 Is that Jeremy Piven swinging the cricket "bat"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted February 22, 2003 you guys all blow. cheerleading is obviously the best sport in the world. nascar racing is a distant second. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted February 23, 2003 Yes, all your jocks are pussies with those shoulder pads, rugby is boring but at least it's more like an actual fight, I mean come on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted February 23, 2003 Yes, all your jocks are pussies with those shoulder pads, rugby is boring but at least it's more like an actual fight, I mean come on. Preach on my British comrade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted February 23, 2003 I'm surprised these bloody yanks don't wear headgear in a moshpit, what. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted February 23, 2003 The Americans have truly besmirched the art of violence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted February 23, 2003 Top 5 Countries I have visited and liked: 1. Italy 2. Germany 3. Japan 4. New Zealand 5. Spain I hated France because all of the little french chidlren would call me Monster Roussimoff Jr. in french which was one Andre the Giant's earlier ring names along with all of the slutty french girls asking me for $10 to "help them out." "It is wrong to be french." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 23, 2003 American football at the turn of the 20th century didn't feature any padding or headgear whatsoever. The problem was that the players kept dying as a result of massive head trauma and the like, so Theodore Roosevelt illegalized it. Only when pads and helmets were made mandatory was it again legal to play football in America. I don't think rendering yourself an invalid makes you any more of a man or a sportsman, personally. And I don't think the testicular fortitude of the yanks is in question: Remember, you limey bastards would all be speaking German if it wasn't for us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted February 23, 2003 American football at the turn of the 20th century didn't feature any padding or headgear whatsoever. The problem was that the players kept dying as a result of massive head trauma and the like, so Theodore Roosevelt illegalized it. Only when pads and helmets were made mandatory was it again legal to play football in America. I don't think rendering yourself an invalid makes you any more of a man or a sportsman, personally. And I don't think the testicular fortitude of the yanks is in question: Remember, you limey bastards would all be speaking German if it wasn't for us. Actually, contrary to popular yank belief, Hitler messed up in his plans to invade Britain, and in the end decided against it even before the Americans entered the War. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted February 23, 2003 Whatcha gonna do, when historical facts RUN WILD ON YOUUUU? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted February 23, 2003 Believe it or not, I actually knew that and it had receded into the depths of my memory somehow. Hitler could have conquered your country if he'd taken the initiative, though. And, uh...my country could beat your country in a fight! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted February 23, 2003 And, uh...my country could beat your country in a fight! Only if weapons are involved. If the fighting was bareknuckled brawling, you yanks wouldn't stand a chance... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted February 24, 2003 Soccer?! Cricket?! If I were going to compile a Top 5 Worst Top 5 Lists list, yours would surely be on it, Mr. Caboose. Cricket. Who do you think you're fooling? Well seeing as I live in England, and I'm of Indian decendence, Cricket is pretty much in my blood. Football(Soccer) is also the best sport in the world. But you Americans don't like it that much, each to their own I guess... And as for American Football, over here in England we consider it a wussed out version of Rugby, so there. I've never watched rugby so I don't know, but I imagine that football is a more enjoyable spectator sport, while rugby is probably more fun to play. Only if weapons are involved. If the fighting was bareknuckled brawling, you yanks wouldn't stand a chance... Based on the British caricatures I've seen in many a funny movie, I don't think you limp-wristed tea-sippers would last long regardless of the rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted February 24, 2003 Yeah but we are also pure evil. See Regal, William. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted February 24, 2003 Hitler schmitler. The football argument is still completely true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted February 24, 2003 in honor of my midterms this week... top 5 coolest qualities of god: 1. omnipotence 2. timelessness 3. omniscience 4. impassibility 5. immutability top 5 coolest directors i studied in film history: 1. akira kurosawa 2. francois truffaut 3. vittorio de sica 4. jean-pierre melville 5. william wyler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 24, 2003 Football, rugby, soccer...Pshaw. Boxing is a fuckin' sport. Two guys beating the shit out of each other. What's more pure at its heart than that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted February 24, 2003 Top 5 reasons I like girls: 1) Tits 2) Ass 3) Skirts with no undies 4) Cleavage 5) When a girl thinks I'm cute... Basically...my girlfriend! HA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted February 24, 2003 Top 5 Reasons to Hate Life: 1) Taxes 2) Impotence 3) Jocks 4) Bird Poo On Your Windscreen 5) Work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted February 24, 2003 3) Skirts with no undies Basically...my girlfriend! HA! Is she a whore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
