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Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Top 5 phalanges (hands only)

1) Thumb

2) Middle finger

3) Pointer finger (index finger?)

4) Ring finger

5) Pinky finger

 

Top 5 Names for the Bathroom

1) Lavatory

2) Shitter

3) Loo

4) The Head

5) "The Facilities"

 

Top 5 Intentional Misspellings for "Snow"

1) Sneaux

2) Sknow

3) S'No

4) Snowe

5) Cnow

 

Wow, those lists are pretty lame.

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Guest godthedog
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top 5 coolest things to chew:

 

1. ice

2. cud

3. fat

4. gristle

5. one's own tongue

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Top Five Cigarettes:

 

1. Salem

2. Parliament Menthol

3. Camel Menthol

4. BLACK DEATH~!

5. Kools

 

Ahhh...minty cancer.

Guest caboose
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My Top Five Nights Out

 

1) August 24th 2001 (My Brithday)

2) New Year's Eve/Day 2000

3) New Year's Eve/Day 2001

4) November 12th 2002 (My Best Friend's Birthday)

5) This Wednesday (I hope)

 

Top 5 Football (Soccer) World Cups

 

1) 1970

2) 1994

3) 1990

4) 1986

5) 1966

Guest The Superstar
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Top 5 CDs I own:

 

1) Nirvana, Nirvana

2) Our Lady Peace, Gravity

3) Rage Against the Machine, The Battle of Los Angeles

4) Fozzy, Happenstance

5) Trust Company, The Lonely Position of Neutral

 

 

Eh...I don't have that many CDs anyway.

Guest caboose
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Top 5 Sports

 

1) Football (Soccer)

2) Cricket

3) Rugby

4) Basketball

5) Baseball

Guest Kinetic
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Soccer?! Cricket?! If I were going to compile a Top 5 Worst Top 5 Lists list, yours would surely be on it, Mr. Caboose.

 

Cricket. Who do you think you're fooling?

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No American football on that list?

 

That list is laughable.

Guest Kinetic
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Cricket-2001.jpg

 

This is a picture of what appears to be Moby, Mickey Rooney, and some other chap engaged in a spirited round of cricket. Jolly good show, gentlemen.

Guest caboose
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Soccer?! Cricket?! If I were going to compile a Top 5 Worst Top 5 Lists list, yours would surely be on it, Mr. Caboose.

 

Cricket. Who do you think you're fooling?

Well seeing as I live in England, and I'm of Indian decendence, Cricket is pretty much in my blood.

Football(Soccer) is also the best sport in the world. But you Americans don't like it that much, each to their own I guess...

 

And as for American Football, over here in England we consider it a wussed out version of Rugby, so there.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Is that Jeremy Piven swinging the cricket "bat"?

Guest godthedog
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you guys all blow. cheerleading is obviously the best sport in the world. nascar racing is a distant second.

Guest saturnmark4life
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Yes, all your jocks are pussies with those shoulder pads, rugby is boring but at least it's more like an actual fight, I mean come on.

Guest caboose
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Yes, all your jocks are pussies with those shoulder pads, rugby is boring but at least it's more like an actual fight, I mean come on.

Preach on my British comrade.

Guest saturnmark4life
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I'm surprised these bloody yanks don't wear headgear in a moshpit, what.

Guest caboose
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The Americans have truly besmirched the art of violence.

Guest Sassquatch
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Top 5 Countries I have visited and liked:

 

1. Italy

2. Germany

3. Japan

4. New Zealand

5. Spain

 

I hated France because all of the little french chidlren would call me Monster Roussimoff Jr. in french which was one Andre the Giant's earlier ring names along with all of the slutty french girls asking me for $10 to "help them out."

 

"It is wrong to be french."

Guest Kinetic
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American football at the turn of the 20th century didn't feature any padding or headgear whatsoever. The problem was that the players kept dying as a result of massive head trauma and the like, so Theodore Roosevelt illegalized it. Only when pads and helmets were made mandatory was it again legal to play football in America.

 

I don't think rendering yourself an invalid makes you any more of a man or a sportsman, personally. And I don't think the testicular fortitude of the yanks is in question: Remember, you limey bastards would all be speaking German if it wasn't for us.

Guest caboose
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American football at the turn of the 20th century didn't feature any padding or headgear whatsoever. The problem was that the players kept dying as a result of massive head trauma and the like, so Theodore Roosevelt illegalized it. Only when pads and helmets were made mandatory was it again legal to play football in America.

 

I don't think rendering yourself an invalid makes you any more of a man or a sportsman, personally. And I don't think the testicular fortitude of the yanks is in question: Remember, you limey bastards would all be speaking German if it wasn't for us.

Actually, contrary to popular yank belief, Hitler messed up in his plans to invade Britain, and in the end decided against it even before the Americans entered the War.

Guest saturnmark4life
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Whatcha gonna do, when historical facts RUN WILD ON YOUUUU?

Guest Kinetic
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Believe it or not, I actually knew that and it had receded into the depths of my memory somehow. Hitler could have conquered your country if he'd taken the initiative, though. And, uh...my country could beat your country in a fight!

Guest caboose
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And, uh...my country could beat your country in a fight!

Only if weapons are involved. If the fighting was bareknuckled brawling, you yanks wouldn't stand a chance...

Guest LooseCannon
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Soccer?!  Cricket?!  If I were going to compile a Top 5 Worst Top 5 Lists list, yours would surely be on it, Mr. Caboose.

 

Cricket.  Who do you think you're fooling?

Well seeing as I live in England, and I'm of Indian decendence, Cricket is pretty much in my blood.

Football(Soccer) is also the best sport in the world. But you Americans don't like it that much, each to their own I guess...

 

And as for American Football, over here in England we consider it a wussed out version of Rugby, so there.

I've never watched rugby so I don't know, but I imagine that football is a more enjoyable spectator sport, while rugby is probably more fun to play.

 

Only if weapons are involved. If the fighting was bareknuckled brawling, you yanks wouldn't stand a chance...

 

Based on the British caricatures I've seen in many a funny movie, I don't think you limp-wristed tea-sippers would last long regardless of the rules.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted

Hitler schmitler. The football argument is still completely true.

Guest godthedog
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in honor of my midterms this week...

 

top 5 coolest qualities of god:

 

1. omnipotence

2. timelessness

3. omniscience

4. impassibility

5. immutability

 

top 5 coolest directors i studied in film history:

 

1. akira kurosawa

2. francois truffaut

3. vittorio de sica

4. jean-pierre melville

5. william wyler

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Football, rugby, soccer...Pshaw.

 

Boxing is a fuckin' sport. Two guys beating the shit out of each other. What's more pure at its heart than that?

Guest caboose
Posted

Top 5 Reasons to Hate Life:

 

1) Taxes

2) Impotence

3) Jocks

4) Bird Poo On Your Windscreen

5) Work

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3) Skirts with no undies

 

Basically...my girlfriend! HA!

Is she a whore?

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