Let's throw a TSM party.

[Guest The Superstar]

Flyboy and his pals:

 

[Guest Johnson1620]

 

Kotzenjunge arrives, but is soon startled to realize the pickle he thought he was picking up was actually TexasSmallArms vibrator.

 

What a shock!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

 

 

IDRM...stop tempting us with your perky nutsack!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

 

 

High above in the JubukiCave, Jubuki damns us all for not inviting him.

[Guest The Superstar]

Dr. Tom arrives a tad bit early, thanks to his new automatic door opener.

 

But then his wife is all,

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

 

Angle-Plex gets drunk and kareokes Quiet Riot!

 

 

"CUM ON FEEEEL THE NOOOISE, GRRRLS ROCK YA BOOOOOOOYS!"

 

 

 

Meanwhile, RobJohnStone begins his silent song of protest below:

 

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

 

 

OJ Hart's science project got a one for design, a one for creativity, and a TEN for being an inspiration to the mentally challenged everywhere!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Finally, after stopping off at the Wendy's Drive Thru, Zack and his people show up...

 

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Zack are you the charming fellow in the back?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

No. That's Popick.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

zack, you only wish you had the charm that i ...mr. screech

 

have.

 

 

suckka

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Man as I look at back... I couldn't have owned this thread more if I had made it myself.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

that's what Downhome gets for watching a Hurricanes game in Hartford.

[Guest treble charged]

 

Hey, where's the punch?

[Guest Kingpk]

My date and I take a wrong turn and end up in Goldfinger's lair.

 

[Guest treble charged]

Because you can't have a party without it:

 

[Guest B-X]

Manson arrives with teh drugs and teh musical enjoyment device.

 

[Guest Kingpk]

Uh oh, we woke up Inc's mother and she wants to par-tay too:

 

[Guest Vern Gagne]

 

Challenges anyone to a game of Boggle.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Let's rock.

 

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

 

OH SHIT I THINK THE ONE ON THE RIGHT LIKES ME

[Guest cynicalprofit]

*enters the party* God this sucks*leaves* (in 15 minutes it will get good)

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Dr. Robins, I presume?

 

I'll bring the entertainment...

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Hey, Inc, is that Bob Barron on the left in that pic?

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Barron's on the right...and dammit, I want that polka band from the MAN SHOW already!

 

*scurries off and looks to find them*

[Guest godthedog]

 

OH SHIT I THINK THE ONE ON THE RIGHT LIKES ME

shut up man, my girlfriend just gets flirty like that when she's drunk. she told me it's not her fault, she can't help it.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

 

I don't want your trash, anyway. I got my own girl right here.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You BASTARD! I wanted her!

 

Of course, she was much hotter when she was evil.

[Guest Flyboy]

 

I don't want your trash, anyway. I got my own girl right here.

You also have a bald spot.

[Guest Eyeball Kid]

 

I don't want your trash, anyway. I got my own girl right here.

I'm jealous of your sexiness and virility. I can only hope to get a fraction of the poon you get.