JN News Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 Does anyone here have the transcript of Pillman's ECW shoot on the Smart Marks? If so, please respond.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 Funny you mentioned this. It's one of my all time favorites, and my buddy Bob Barron was kind enough to find the transcript for me. You should have checked the Greatest Promos Thread in Gen. Wrestling. Here ya go though: Joey Styles: "What the hell are you doing here?!?" Brian Pillman: "Haven't you heard? (laughs.) I like you as an announcer, Joey Styles. You know why? Because I just had an announcer in Atlanta, Georgia take away my constitutional rights. I have been fired by Eric Bischoff. He's a pretty popular guy these days. He's also pretty popular with my legal department as well. Bischoff, or should i say Jerkoff. You can't take away my constitutional rights, because I'm in Philadelphia where the fucking constitution was written! Now Mr. Gopher, Mr. 90s Wiz Kid, the great success story of '96. Former Coffee Gopher for Verne Gagne is now leading the show in the big time. You are a piece of fucking shit!" Styles: "On that note we're gonna go to commercial. A bombshell has been dropped here tonight, Brian Pillman is..." Pillman: "No, no, no, Joey Styles you're not running this interview. I am, 'cause I'm Brian fucking Pillman. Let me tell you a little more, you know what Eric Bischoff is, Eric Bischoff is each and every one of you mother fucking smark marks sons of bitches rolled up into one giant piece of shit! Oh, I guess you guys didnt get that huh? Smart marks, what's a smart mark? A mark with a high IQ? Ok Smart Marks, you know what a mark is, a mark is a guy that spends his last 20 dollars on crack cocaine. A mark is a guy that beleves that O.J. didnt do it. And a mark is everyone of you sorry sons of mother fucking bitches. So you know what I'm gonna do? The only appropriate thing Brian Pillman should do. I'm gonna jerk out my Johnson and piss in this hell hole." (Paul Heyman, Tod Gordon, and Shane Douglas run out to the ring.) Paul Heyman: "Stop this! This is not a part of the deal. Brian it's not a part of the deal." Pillman: "Deal? What deal? I do whatever I want, whenever I want and I don't give a fuck about you and your smart marks Bookerman!" Pillman, Heyman, and Gordon stayed in the ring arguing, and they finally got security to escort Pillman out. An ECW "fan" took a swing at Pillman while he was leaving the ring, and Pillman grabbed him and threw him into the ring. He pulled a fork out of his boot and stabbed the fan blading him. Shane Douglas ran down to the ring and sat down in a steel chair, claiming that the show won't continue until that "...blonde piece of shit reject from WCW (is thrown out of) the front God damned door." This was what I called a "worked shoot" meaning that it was all scripted but made to look like a real angle. It was an excellent job of making Pillman look like a "Loose Cannon"
Guest NoCalMike Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 Yes it was the shit, if I may say so.....
Guest razazteca Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 its on one of the ECW DVDs as an easter egg
Guest BobBacklundRules Posted February 22, 2003 Report Posted February 22, 2003 The ECW Path of Destruction DVD, I just picked it up last weekend.
Guest DeputyHawk Posted February 25, 2003 Report Posted February 25, 2003 what show did this originally take place on, by the way?
J.B. Buzzkill Posted February 25, 2003 Report Posted February 25, 2003 what show did this originally take place on, by the way? Cyberslam '96.
Zetterberg is God Posted February 26, 2003 Report Posted February 26, 2003 The DVD is worth the price based on that promo alone. When Pillman turns on the crowd, it's just classic to see their reaction.
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