Smackdown Spoilers for 02/27/03

[Guest ShooterJay]

I'm a little disappointed that they treated Kendrick like a complete Barry Horowitz-esque loser- "five minute challenge" why not just stick him on Velocity with Funaki right now?

 

I'm surprised too, because Kurt usually makes guys look like a million bucks, like with Cena. It sounds like he made Kendrick look like a jobber.

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

What!? Team Angle shouldn't beat Brock because they've been on TV less than him!? Well Brock has been on TV less than Angle so Angle should win at WM.

Your logic makes no sense........

[Guest treble charged]

Brock's over in his own right. Team Angle only gets the 'You Suck' heat since they're aligned with Angle. Brock wasn't going over World title contenders in his first 2 months in the company.

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Yeah but it's a two on one match. It makes no sense for Brock to be able to destroy the tag team champions 2 on 1.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

Eddie hangin' with Rikishi? Now THATS something to complain about. Oh poor Eddie.

[Guest treble charged]

If Kane can do it on Raw pretty much, why can't Brock on SmackDown?

[Guest Vyce]

Assuming that Austin, as a face, goes over a heel Rock at Mania, than the WWE may get sneaky and let a heel in Angle go over to retain the title.

 

The out is there. Picture it: Lesnar is fighting Angle, Kurt is on the ropes....Team Angle tries to interfere, Brock takes them down (not inconsistent with how he's being portrayed now)....Heyman tries to interrupt, he gets taken out....and just as Lesnar is about to seal the victory -

 

- out comes Cena, to screw him over. A little interference on Cena's part, and Kurt gets the pin.

 

Sorry, didn't mean to fantasy book. Just thinking of a way in which Kurt maintains the gold. At this point, if Kurt walks away from Mania with the gold, it's essentially be a swerve.

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Torrie should face Brock next week and see who goes over in that one. Sriously, babyfaces on Smackdown DO NOT lose unless they are excellent in the ring at all times.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

... Limp Bizkit at Wrestlemania? Oh, GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. I was hoping to never have to endure them live.

[Guest RedJed]

I'm a little disappointed that they treated Kendrick like a complete Barry Horowitz-esque loser- "five minute challenge" why not just stick him on Velocity with Funaki right now?

 

I'm surprised too, because Kurt usually makes guys look like a million bucks, like with Cena. It sounds like he made Kendrick look like a jobber.

I don't think thats part of the show to bitch about.......Angle gave him apparently some excellent offense in that match which made him look credible. Plus this is a good start to get the fans behind Kendrick.....a hell of a lot better than the past two appearances on SD he had. I still wish they could play his SD character and then bring back the Velocity masked man deal and work them both up to finally having Kendrick make it in the masked gimmick to Smackdown and then he gets unmasked at some point. This would be a perfect time to do it since he didn't make it past 5 minutes with Angle, so techncially he shouldn't be on Smackdown anymore. I'm sure Steph will just be a sport and give him the spot for "having heart" or something though.

 

The only shit that insults me from this show is the ME of course....why do they even need to keep this shit up with Brock just killing Team Angle? God I hope they have a master plan here, the only justification is getting to be not only Angle winning at Mania, but fucking clean too. Also, I don't see anything enjoyable at all from a six man fued with the FBI and Guererros (which I could handle) and Rikishi (which I can't). Seems likely Mania may see a tag with Jones/Taker v. Show/Train. UGH. Either that or a Jones turn next week already and then its Taker v. Jones.

 

This show on paper isn't half as bad as I thought it would be actually.

[Guest RedJed]

... Limp Bizkit at Wrestlemania? Oh, GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. I was hoping to never have to endure them live.

They're not nearly as bad live as you might think, seriously.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

~BENOIT AND FUCKING RHYNO TAG TEAM! BOW THE FUCK DOWN TO THE LITTLE ARMS ALL STARS!~ GORES AND CROSSFACES OH MY~!

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

He asked Stephanie where Vince was, Stephanie said she didn't know and Hogan asked her to pass along a message that he's going to kill him.

...Does that sound funny to anyone else?

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Alright...

 

How long will it take for Rhyno to turn on Benoit?

[Guest NoCalMike]

So to help Angle build heat for WM, he gets a "5 minute challenge" match Brian Kendrick...har har.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

And they establish Kurts tragic flaw by doing so.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Ok, team names for Benoit/Rhyno

 

"Natural Born Killers"

"ZooCrew: The Next Generation"

"Benwyno"

"Rhynoit"

"The Benoit and the Man-Beast"

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

~SUDDEN DEATH~!

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

Toothless Beasts?

[Guest Vitamin X]

But Rhyno has teeth!

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

I read in another Spoiler that Angle sold for about Two minutes until he won at the last second.

 

LoL, also, I guess When Nathan Jones ran down to the ring, he missed his Spin kick by a foot and almost landed on his face. After the segment, a ref ran down and made him and Taker repeat the Spot.

[Guest nikowwf]

Angle can spend a week with Kendrick...they still have 4 weeks to build to the PPV.

 

Rhyno & Benoit, I give them 2 more weeks together....GORE GORE

 

niko

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I like Rhynoit.

 

And as for the tag champs on both shows looking like jobbers, the tag champs on both shows are jobbers. Why they even have tag belts at this point is beyond me.

 

As for Brock, I also hope they sneak Angle winning at Wrestlemania. Why? Because then Brock will lose all his heat by losing to a big whiny pussy who he's been pounding with three fingers since Thanksgiving. Then I will laugh long and loud. MUHAWHA.

[Guest buffybeast]

Albert's getting a push. It's going to be a good Smackdown for me!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

- They show a Los Guerreros vignette, which I'm not sure will air or not. The theme: Cheat to win.

Yes! More VIVA LA RAZA~!

 

Why does *every* SD thread become "Brock-Team Angle"? Brock bores me. Team Angle bores me. Thus, I can probably turn the show before the main event. Geez, from now on, why doesn't the person who posts the spoilers make one thread for anything related to Kurt-Brock, and another thread for everything else?

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Why does *every* SD thread become "Brock-Team Angle"?

because the only other things on Smackdown are Hoss-A-Mania, McMahon-A-Mania, and Crusier-Burial-A-Mania.

 

and how dare you sully the name of the Almighty Angle! You can sully Brock though, that's fine.

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

I fully support a "One and Only bitch about Brock and Team Angle thread".

 

BTW, I agree that Team Angle is no longer interesting.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

....What happened to Rhyno being Matt Hardy's bodyguard?

 

I like Rhyno just fine, but am I the only one that thinks that face Rhyno = bad? He just doesn't look like a face......maybe I'm just nitpicking.

[Guest Brian]

Put it in the No Holds Barred Section. Reason we put that place together.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm a little disappointed that they treated Kendrick like a complete Barry Horowitz-esque loser- "five minute challenge" why not just stick him on Velocity with Funaki right now?

 

I'm surprised too, because Kurt usually makes guys look like a million bucks, like with Cena. It sounds like he made Kendrick look like a jobber.

THANK GOD. THANK FUCKING GOD FOR THAT.

 

The very least thing Angle needs at this point is to be putting over the streaker.

 

Oh, by the way, it will happen next week. I'm sure of it.