your WWE SMACKDOWN WORKRATE REPORT- 2/27/2003!!

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

<-- Would Vote for DEAN. Who else would have a 'minister of tiny pants' in the cabinet?

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

That's it! I'm researching how many votes you need to get in order to become an official party! The Office of Tiny Pants WILL come to fruition!

[EL DANDY~! 0]

As the Californian representative of the Canadian Alliance...I would like to make a movement for Prime Minister DEAN Rasmussen...along with Al "Superfuck Pretty Boy Pimp Daddy" Wilson to be his assitant deputy prime minister. VOTE FOR DEAN!

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

3 votes already. 5 more and DEAN has half the votes he needs to get elected to office...

 

God Bless Canada.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

*starts writing the proclamation*

 

To all Canadian Citzens,

 

This proclomation is to certify that Wrestling Guru DEAN Rassmussen and his right hand (sometimes left) man, AL "Superfly Pimp Daddy Mack" Wilson are to be sworn into office under the Tiny Pants Commission.

 

2 B CONTINUED~!

[Guest DEAN RASMUSSEN]

I can't move to Canada. Where would I go on vacation?

 

DEAN.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Quebec - duh.

[Guest Goodear]

Ahhh the artless dreck that is WWE wrestling... I see that the clarity of Heyman booking was too much for this world.

 

Funny, this show didn't seem to be really out there anymore than any other show Smackdown has put on in the last couple of months. If no one had told me that Paul wasn't whatever his title is anymore, I wouldn't have noticed a huge change in direction.

 

- Eddy and Nunzio have a nice little match.

 

Indeed, only problem I had with this thing is that after the pinfall, Nunzio sort of sold like he was knocked out or something instead of just getting rolled up and held down for three. I'm with you though, for a midcard pointless feud Guerreros and Kishi vs. The FBI won't be bad. Sign me up for Chuck/Nunzio vs. Los Guerreros and all will be well.

 

Rhyno/Benoit vs Matt/Shannon

 

Fun, fun, fun for one of those matches that you have absolutely no doubt as to who is going to win the thing. I *heart* Rhyno as he shows the world what a little pudgy man can do to a person if he can actually run. Sign me up for Rhyno/Benoit and Team Angle as long as B & R treat them like the boring clods those two are.

 

Angle vs Kendrick

 

Eh, I don't really like the idea of Angle toying with the kid for the five minutes like he did cause it make Kendrick look super weak. But its not like he's going to going out and killing the Undertaker either so what are you going to do? I think this would have worked better against a ... hmmm... Matt Hardy or something. That way you could have had Kendrick almost getting pins and having them carry a little more weight than against Angle (who everyone knew was going to murder him). But this was still pretty damn cool.

 

Brock vs Team Angle

 

This wasn't so bad although I wish Brock would use something other than a knee to the gut in transition sometimes. I really don't like Haas or Benjamin so I could care less about them getting beat 1 on 2... although that was a pretty fine lariat from Haas.

 

Funaki/Torrie vs Nidia/Noble was kind of there. I don't buy into Funaki beating anyone anymore so I sort of expected it to come down to Torrie and Nidia. But all in all, this wasn't offensive.

 

All in all, I really liked this show. Good for me.

[Guest DEAN RASMUSSEN]

All in all, I really liked this show. Good for me.

Who replaced our usual Goodear with this oddly mellow version of Goodear?

 

Maybe it was the Belinda Carlisle link. That would explain it!

 

DEAN.

[Guest Brian]

I'm hoping they end up with Rhyno being behing the whole Edge injury angle.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Methinks you'll see Benoit/Rhyno vs. Team Angle at WM, and BAM! Gore for Benoit, hello feud, and PLUS it ties into both the Edge injury AND the Heyman/Rhyno relationship. Thank you, good night, have a nice day!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Benoit sells like a king for Matt`s offense

Not only Matt, but Benoit sells for *Shannon Moore*, too. Whoever thought we'd ever have the chance to say that?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Benoit sells like a king for Matt`s offense

Not only Matt, but Benoit sells for *Shannon Moore*, too. Whoever thought we'd ever have the chance to say that?

Not that they did as good a job as Benoit, but ChuckaBilly sold for Hurricane and Moore pretty damn well. So it's not the first time.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

It's like I said in report over at 411 (cheap pop!), Benoit would sell for melting ice if need be.

[Guest THE MIGHTY THOR]

Benoit would sell for Tenacious Z, now that's called pro-wrestling.

[Guest Brian]

Because they're probably going to do a three-way, I could see in the first fall that happening but I would think that they'd want to put over Los Guerreros. Maybe Benoit has the Rolling Germans on Benjamin, Haas pulls him out, and Rhyno gores Benoit.