If you knew for 100% you wouldn't be caught...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

I'd steal from the rich and evil, and give to ME! You can't beat the Lupin mentality here folks.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

::: marks for the Lupin reference :::

 

Heh, I'd probably have that theme running through my head when I would steal Gates' money...

 

[Guest J*ingus]

If I knew I wouldn't get caught, ho boy, One Man Crime Spree time!

[Guest razazteca]

I'd steal from the rich and evil, and give to ME! You can't beat the Lupin mentality here folks.

but Inspector Zunigata is always on the case!

 

Pops will eventually get you.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

There's a certain person in Hampton, Virginia (I won't mention his name, but his initials are ACM) who would be greatly improved by death.

 

Come to think of it, once my son has reached an age where he's no longer dependent upon my financial support, I may just kill him anyway. The son of a bitch owes me the pound of flesh closest to his heart, and the next time I see him, I'm going to try to collect.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Both Olsen twins. At the same time. With ball gags.

Damn you picked my idea, but I didn't think of the ball gags.

 

I'd bang that Lizzie McGwire chick or Amanda Bynes.

 

Then I'd do a girl I know who's husband is a total jackass and she deserves better.

 

But wait.........if I had sex with someone they would know about it and the whole thing about this is "no one would find out"

 

Maybe they'd forget it after it happened.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

Small timers.

 

I'd carve me out a small chunk of the world..out of the way somewhere..with no real weather problems..(hurricanes, earthquakes, etc). Then use the money ripped off from the US Government to start a nice place of my own.

[Guest DrTom]

Nuke a few countries.

[Guest swan]

I'd bang that Lizzie McGwire chick

Glad I'm not the only one. Is that legal yet?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

There's just one person that I'd want to kill, but now that I think about it, maybe I'd just hire someone to "humble her", so to speak.

*wonders who that is*

 

Both Olsen twins. At the same time. With ball gags

Need any help? Geez, those chicks annoy the fuck out of me.

 

I'd probably rob a few banks, kidnap Sean Waltman so papacita could have his dream woman, and probably kidnap Stevie while I'm at it.

 

......no, wait, I'd be too shy.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I already steal and lie and stuff, so the next step up would be killing I guess. I couldn't kill certain people, but I can always find a way to justify anything it is that I do..

[Guest Downhome]

I'd bang that Lizzie McGwire chick or Amanda Bynes.

Her name is Hilary Duff damnit! Darn...

 

 

 

...I wouldn't do anything right now, because she IS only 15 years old. However, she is going to be so fucking hot in the future, it's going to be amazing. Not that she isn't hot right now, I'm just saying that once she gets older it'll be that much better. I find it funny that just a year or so ago Hilary = no tits and no one hardly talked about here, and NOW that Hilary = tits, grown men everywhere lust over her.

 

Amanda Bynes is hot also, plus she is turning 17 this coming month. Hell, she has a movie coming out soon where she plays a 19 year old. Heh...

 

 

...I like her about as much as Hilary, they are both hot now, and will continue in their hotness over the years. I just question if they'll be bigger than they are now (in tems of stardom you perverts), because I wouldn't mind seeing more of them in the future.

 

*runs off*

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Amanda is only 16?! Damn, she looks at least 18. Well, she would, if she wasn't so anemic-looking.

[Guest swan]

...I wouldn't do anything right now, because she IS only 15 years old.

15? WTF? Thats not right. Man to be in HS again.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

I'd kill, steal, maim, kidnap, pillage, plunder, sex up various female celebrities, pretty much anything.

[Guest EQ]

If I knew that there was no way I'd get caught, I'd steal a shitload of money.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

I wouldn't do anything different than my normal life.

 

Top of the list is cheating, I would never do it. Even if I wouldn't get caught, I just wouldn't.