The One & Only Smackdown Thread [March 6th, 2003]

[Guest AndrewTS]

Next week, Brock could pull an A-Train and Kurt's career would be over. Don't let Angle face this guy.

Oh, I'm worried.

 

Remember, he killed Holly as well.

 

I'm not convinced that brock fully understands the human neck.

"Neck go bendy-bendy?" Brock asks, fiddling with a crash dummy.

 

*SNAP*

 

"Not THAT much, Brock."

 

"No bendy-bendy?"

[Guest Anglesault]

Next week, Brock could pull an A-Train and Kurt's career would be over. Don't let Angle face this guy.

Oh, I'm worried.

 

Remember, he killed Holly as well.

 

I'm not convinced that brock fully understands the human neck.

"Neck go bendy-bendy?" Brock asks, fiddling with a crash dummy.

 

*SNAP*

 

"Not THAT much, Brock."

 

"No bendy-bendy?"

EXACTLY!

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

Brock:" i didnt mean to hurt da kitty george!"

[Guest AndrewTS]

In Brock's defense, it can be mystifying understanding something you haven't had in years.

[Guest Anglesault]

In Brock's defense, it can be mystifying understanding something you haven't had in years.

HHH hasn't had a normal male penis in years, yet he can still pee (I think)

[Guest tpww7]

In Brock's defense, it can be mystifying understanding something you haven't had in years.

HHH hasn't had a normal male penis in years, yet he can still pee (I think)

[Guest AndrewTS]

In Brock's defense, it can be mystifying understanding something you haven't had in years.

HHH hasn't had a normal male penis in years, yet he can still pee (I think)

Yeah, but he and Hogan have both turned an orange shade...

[Guest Kid Kablam]

In Brock's defense, it can be mystifying understanding something you haven't had in years.

HHH hasn't had a normal male penis in years, yet he can still pee (I think)

Yeah, but he and Hogan have both turned an orange shade...

My grandfather once turned orange from drinking a lot of carrot juice, maybe that's why Hogan is so orange.

 

 

 

 

 

What?

[Guest tank_abbott]

It looked like Kurt grimaced as he stood up from one of his bumps, i cringed watching that...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

In Brock's defense, the Holly thing was so not his fault it isn't funny, and AS you admitted that when we argued about Brock before.

 

Holly was an asshole who got some instant karma.

[Guest nikowwf]

Who exactly has Brock hurt that we make fun of him? Holly wouldn't go up for a move cause he was being a dick, and got dropped on his head. Albert got dropped on his head, which if it resulted in a neck injury you all would have creamed your pants.

 

Did i miss when he hurt Angle before?

 

niko

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I'm surprised there wasn't a 'paging Yuna Firerose' type of post when Tazz asked Cole to flash him, jokingly of course, and even tugged on his shirt.

[Invictus 0]

It looked like Kurt grimaced as he stood up from one of his bumps, i cringed watching that...

Yeah, I saw that too. I was cringing while watching the whole segment, especially the olympic slam and when Brock rammed his head into the apron(!). It's a good thing he's got such a muscular neck, or else....

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Who exactly has Brock hurt that we make fun of him? Holly wouldn't go up for a move cause he was being a dick, and got dropped on his head. Albert got dropped on his head, which if it resulted in a neck injury you all would have creamed your pants.

 

Did i miss when he hurt Angle before?

 

niko

He hasn't hurt anyone but Holly. The problem is that AS is venting his frustrations at the fact that his boy is out for a long time, right in the middle of the biggest push of his career. While Brock is on track to become the next "Ace" of the WWE with a sure-fire win at WrestleMania.

 

I sympathize with him, I trashed Austin (!) when Benoit got hurt just because I was angry.

[Guest Anglesault]

In Brock's defense, the Holly thing was so not his fault it isn't funny, and AS you admitted that when we argued about Brock before.

 

Holly was an asshole who got some instant karma.

Oh, I shed no tears for Bob Holly. None at all. Still doesn't change the fact that brock's sollution was "Drop him on his head and watch his neck go bouncy"

 

Albert got dropped on his head, which if it resulted in a neck injury you all would have creamed your pants.

 

Ah. Because Albert sucks, Brock never carelessly dropped him on his head. Okay

[Guest Brian]

Holly was sandbagging, and Brock's intentions were to rough him up. He just didn't get him up enough, not dropping him on his head pruposely.

[Guest Anglesault]

Holly was sandbagging, and Brock's intentions were to rough him up. He just didn't get him up enough, not dropping him on his head pruposely.

Was that supposed to reassure me?

[Guest AndrewTS]

I'm surprised there wasn't a 'paging Yuna Firerose' type of post when Tazz asked Cole to flash him, jokingly of course, and even tugged on his shirt.

I'm usually the one that does that, but I never pay attention to Cole or Tazz.