Guest Suicide King Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 Now as you all know I am the God of Heels. And I have two loyal servants, my Right Hand Tom Flesher, and my Left Hand Judge Mental. I even have a set of testicles as represented by Mr. G. However, I am sadly lacking many important body parts, like a gall bladder for instance. I am now accepting applications from any heel who wishes to become one with me, pending a background check. So, please list what part and why, and I will let you know if you're approved.
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 I want to be your right eye socket, King. No, not the eye, just the eye socket. Only then will I be a God...
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 I drink like a fish with a particularly bad drinking problem, so I'll make a fine liver for ye, your discombobulatedness.
Atlas Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 Your cerebral cortex. Second choice is the space between the 4th and 5th disc of your spine.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 You just want to paralyze him! Out, damn spot!
Guest WrestlingDeacon Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 Well, Craven can be your asshole. like you all weren't thinking it.
Guest Suicide King Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 OK. Ced is my right quad, and Edwin is my most able-liver. Sorry I had to turn down the right eye socket request TNT... I mean, if you and Xero (my left eye socket) no-showed I'd have to keep my eyes in a jar at home. And Atlas, you are hereby authorized to do a trial run as the space between my 4th and 5th discs. Be gentle.
Guest TheAntipop Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 Hey wait, how come you didn't say that I'm a special part of your heart?
Guest Suicide King Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 I figured that you knew how fond I was of my testicles already. I'm sorry G. Maybe I have been taking my testicles for granted. Well, I'm gonna change all that right now! I LOVE MY TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 ::jobs King's ability to filter alcohol to Shane McMahon::
Guest TheAntipop Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 Now all we have to do is blast Thugg in the nads with a t-shirt launcher and we're home free!
Guest Ace309 Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 King, I applaud you for starting this thread. ::runs very fast and very hard into judge::
Guest HVilleThugg Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 ::wears a cup:: Da "kicking G really hard...King cries" H
Guest Powerplay Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 King, I applaud you for starting this thread. ::runs very fast and very hard into judge:: *Runs right into Tom.* *CLAP* *Falls backwards* Christ, we have to do this how many times for applause?
Guest Goodear Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 I would be proud to serve as small intestines ... I feel as though my consistant presence on the shows serves you well. Afterall, if your small intestines were to disappear, you'd be full of shit. And thats a bad thing.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 I think Edwin's position as liver should be disqualified for you did ask for HEELS. and sadly my friend... I have to turn down all job applications.
Secret Agent Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 I'll turn heel if i can be the Ace of Clubs, which is an extention of your body.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 I was a heel for a month and a half. That's good enough for government work. Besides, I never claimed I'd be a particularly good liver.
Atlas Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 I shall serve you well as the space between your 4th and 5th discs. For they shall never meet as long as Sean Atlas is there.
Guest Suicide King Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 Small intestines and left fibula claimed. And might I add that the God of Heels still has two unclaimed heels? Much prestige goes to those who can tame them.
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 I call King's brain cells... As I'm running low on them.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 I dunno about braincells... but I think he does has an asshole hair available.
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 I heard that, Frost. Can I be one of the heels? Right or left, it matters not.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted March 7, 2003 Report Posted March 7, 2003 How about you just have a broken nose. *punches Ash in the nose*
Guest hhh6294 Posted March 10, 2003 Report Posted March 10, 2003 *~* Sends in an appliation to become the Suicide King's new left heel *~*
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