Guest Suicide King Report post Posted March 7, 2003 Now as you all know I am the God of Heels. And I have two loyal servants, my Right Hand Tom Flesher, and my Left Hand Judge Mental. I even have a set of testicles as represented by Mr. G. However, I am sadly lacking many important body parts, like a gall bladder for instance. I am now accepting applications from any heel who wishes to become one with me, pending a background check. So, please list what part and why, and I will let you know if you're approved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I want to be your right eye socket, King. No, not the eye, just the eye socket. Only then will I be a God... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I drink like a fish with a particularly bad drinking problem, so I'll make a fine liver for ye, your discombobulatedness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted March 7, 2003 Mr. G = Deez Nutz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atlas 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 Your cerebral cortex. Second choice is the space between the 4th and 5th disc of your spine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted March 7, 2003 You just want to paralyze him! Out, damn spot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I call King's right quad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted March 7, 2003 Well, Craven can be your asshole. like you all weren't thinking it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted March 7, 2003 OK. Ced is my right quad, and Edwin is my most able-liver. Sorry I had to turn down the right eye socket request TNT... I mean, if you and Xero (my left eye socket) no-showed I'd have to keep my eyes in a jar at home. And Atlas, you are hereby authorized to do a trial run as the space between my 4th and 5th discs. Be gentle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted March 7, 2003 Hey wait, how come you didn't say that I'm a special part of your heart? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I figured that you knew how fond I was of my testicles already. I'm sorry G. Maybe I have been taking my testicles for granted. Well, I'm gonna change all that right now! I LOVE MY TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted March 7, 2003 ::jobs King's ability to filter alcohol to Shane McMahon:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheAntipop Report post Posted March 7, 2003 Now all we have to do is blast Thugg in the nads with a t-shirt launcher and we're home free! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I call his Fibula. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 King, I applaud you for starting this thread. ::runs very fast and very hard into judge:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HVilleThugg Report post Posted March 7, 2003 ::wears a cup:: Da "kicking G really hard...King cries" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Powerplay Report post Posted March 7, 2003 King, I applaud you for starting this thread. ::runs very fast and very hard into judge:: *Runs right into Tom.* *CLAP* *Falls backwards* Christ, we have to do this how many times for applause? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I would be proud to serve as small intestines ... I feel as though my consistant presence on the shows serves you well. Afterall, if your small intestines were to disappear, you'd be full of shit. And thats a bad thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I think Edwin's position as liver should be disqualified for you did ask for HEELS. and sadly my friend... I have to turn down all job applications. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I'll turn heel if i can be the Ace of Clubs, which is an extention of your body. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I was a heel for a month and a half. That's good enough for government work. Besides, I never claimed I'd be a particularly good liver. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atlas 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I shall serve you well as the space between your 4th and 5th discs. For they shall never meet as long as Sean Atlas is there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted March 7, 2003 Small intestines and left fibula claimed. And might I add that the God of Heels still has two unclaimed heels? Much prestige goes to those who can tame them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I call King's brain cells... As I'm running low on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I dunno about braincells... but I think he does has an asshole hair available. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted March 7, 2003 I heard that, Frost. Can I be one of the heels? Right or left, it matters not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted March 7, 2003 How about you just have a broken nose. *punches Ash in the nose* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhh6294 Report post Posted March 10, 2003 *~* Sends in an appliation to become the Suicide King's new left heel *~* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
