The One and Only Velocidential Thread

[Guest TMPacMan]

Anyone have the non-spoiler match listing for Velocity tonight? WWE.com has Nidia vs. Dawn Marie, but that's all. Thanks alot.

 

~Pac

[Guest ChaosTheory]

1wrestling.com says:

 

Chris Kanyon vs. Aaron Stevens.

 

Shannon Moore vs. Billy Kidman

 

Xavier vs. Bill DeMott

 

Nidia vs. Dawn Marie

 

Funaki vs. Nunzio

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Chris Kanyon vs. Aaron Stevens - Watchable.

Shannon Moore vs. Billy Kidman - Tapeable.

Xavier vs. Bill DeMott - Ignorable.

Nidia vs. Dawn Marie - Ignorable.

Funaki vs. Nunzio - Debateable.

 

Confidential airs every Saturday night at 11/10 CT on the new TNN.

Trish Stratus will become the latest WWE Superstar to guest star on MADtv next week, but you can see a glimpse of what happened during her visit to the set this Saturday night. Get an exclusive first look at her appearance on this week's episode of Confidential!

 

Check it out this Saturday night at 11/10 CT on TNN!

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Xavier vs. Bill DeMott

What shitty finisher will DeMott have THIS week?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Chris Kanyon vs. Aaron Stevens - Watchable.

Shannon Moore vs. Billy Kidman - Tapeable.

Xavier vs. Bill DeMott - Ignorable.

Nidia vs. Dawn Marie - Ignorable.

Funaki vs. Nunzio - Debateable.

HEH! Any Heat match with Stevie in it to Yuna = Masturbatable.

 

Looks like a decent Velocity, but nowhere as good as last week's Heat.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

HEH! Any Heat match with Stevie in it to Yuna = Masturbatable.

False, but funny.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

What shitty finisher will DeMott have THIS week?

 

I say the shitty power bomb. You can't have a Bill DeMott squash without the shitty power bomb.

[Guest AndrewTS]

What shitty finisher will DeMott have THIS week?

 

I say the shitty power bomb. You can't have a Bill DeMott squash without the shitty power bomb.

My bets are on a shitty spine buster.

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

My bet's on the shitty lariat.

[Guest AndrewTS]

HEH! Any Heat match with Stevie in it to Yuna = Masturbatable.

False, but funny.

BTW, a sign I'm considering taking to SD:

 

"Victoria: Was Eddy's before she was Stevie's."

 

Vicky was one of the ho's in the shower when Eddy cheated on Chyna. Face was blurred out in the Raw X special.

 

Has Funaki beaten ANYONE in the past couple years besides Storm?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

He gained a fluke win against Albert awhile back, and he has beaten some jobbers. That's about it, I believe. Though, I keep thinking he may have beaten Noble once, I could be wrong.

[Guest razazteca]

I think Hugh Morris will go with the fat bastard backflip.........Moonsault.

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Well, he's had (add a "shitty" in front of each):

 

Doctorbomb

Morrusault

Reverse DDT (LAME)

Lariat

Spinebuster

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

Has Funaki beaten ANYONE in the past couple years besides Storm?

Albert, as mentioned above. I also recall a win over Tajiri in a tag match (yes, he actually got the pin there, too).

[Guest AndrewTS]

Has Funaki beaten ANYONE in the past couple years besides Storm?

Albert, as mentioned above. I also recall a win over Tajiri in a tag match (yes, he actually got the pin there, too).

The Albert part I'm shocked about.

 

The Tajiri part I'm not shocked about.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

FUNAKI~! Too bad I am too busy watching TLC...

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Velocity seems like a waste, so I'll just watch Confidential this week

[Guest Nevermortal]

God damn. The Cat SUCKS COCK as an announcer.

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

Cat- "I think Nunzio hates everyone in the ring w/him"

 

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I do not mind Velocity, but I can only watch so much Bill DeMott before going completely insane.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Just wait untill Josh says something to him to get a response, and he no-sells him.

 

He'll sit there for literally 4 minutes at a time, silent.

[Guest razazteca]

Look at that guy Chuck Palumbo is on his way to be the next Big Sal.

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

That match started off good, but kinda trailed off. I love that Tornado Armbreaker.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

HUCK~! Hogan!

[J.B. Buzzkill 0]

I FUCKING HATE that Milky Way advert.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

HOGAN~! *yawn* I'd rather watch these quality, ashthma commercials. Yeah.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Nice new sig, by the way Will.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Thanks Yuna. I like your new one as well.

[Guest tpww7]

Hopefully Confidential is decent, otherwise I might fall asleep.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Velocity sounds boring. I am glad I am not watching it.