Guest Banky Report post Posted March 14, 2003 He disses Cena, I diss him, this is war. All Wilson? He doesn't know wrestling, I know wrestling. I used to respect him. He never respected me. Now I hate him. Forget his workrate reports, Banky is in the house. See you next Thursday with Banky's Smackdown Bitchfest!! I told you it was war DEAN. Now its time for me to shine. DVDR is goin' down. I'm the mack dadday of this joint. And bring Rippa too, I'll hack that bitch up as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Eyeball Kid Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Back when I gave a shit about wrestling, I always enjoyed Rasmussen. The man made the most pitiful garbage seem entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Banky, if you can bring down DVDR, I will build a shrine with you, John Cena, and The Undertaker looking proud together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Banky, if you can bring down DVDR, I will build a shrine with you, John Cena, and The Undertaker looking proud together. BBF > DVDR Cena > Undertaker Me > Dean I will rule the internet community. I will write a book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Cena > Undertaker Hey...who's building the shrine? Me or you? That's what I thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Cena > Undertaker Hey...who's building the shrine? Me or you? That's what I thought. Ooooooooh, I don't need your fancy little shrine. Just give me your worship. I'm the man. nnuuuuuuuunnnnnng Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 14, 2003 You better watch out for a run-in by the Phils. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Once I saw the name of this thread...I died laughing. My first thought "I bet it's because Dean dissed Cena." I open it up..."He dissed Cena". HAHAHAHAHAA!!! Banky....I'm VERY much looking forward to your Bitchfest. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2003 I wanna hear the bitching...c'mon... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Dean is kinda funny sometimes, but doesn't do much for me for the most part. Banky's Bitchfest is going to rock it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Ranting brand extension. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Meh. I gave up "stream-of-consciousness" wrestling rants when I stopped reading Hyatte 5 years ago. Regardless, have fun bitching, Banky. And dude, keep your unit on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Rob Edwards Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Dean's one of the best writers on the net as far as I'm concerned, the dvdr issues are wonderful and he's one of the few guys left who covers a variety of wrestling these days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2003 3-1 odds say that Dean never sees this thread or replies to it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 14, 2003 3-1 odds say that Dean never sees this thread or replies to it Oh my little heart is breaking. This thread is about my greatness. Bow down, kid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Dean's one of the best writers on the net as far as I'm concerned, the dvdr issues are wonderful and he's one of the few guys left who covers a variety of wrestling these days Anything else? I don't think you've polished his knob enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Yeah, I don't see why it matters whether he's seen this thread or not. I doubt Vince watches NWA-TNA every week either. Banky will present an alternative, much like they do. (hops on the Banky Bandwagon before he can even write a first edition) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 14, 2003 Yeah, I don't see why it matters whether he's seen this thread or not. I doubt Vince watches NWA-TNA every week either. Banky will present an alternative, much like they do. (hops on the Banky Bandwagon before he can even write a first edition) Everyone might as well do it now, I'll be writing for TSM in 2 weeks anyway...and my first book will be published by July. Thanks for the support Kotz, I won't let YOU down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted March 14, 2003 You can only be a viable alternative to Dean if you recognise the greatness that is AL WILSON. Besides that, go crazyfunkycool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted March 14, 2003 But... Al's dead. Long live the BANKY BANDWAGON~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 15, 2003 You can only be a viable alternative to Dean if you recognise the greatness that is AL WILSON. Besides that, go crazyfunkycool. Fuck Al Wilson. The jokes over, DEAN drove it into the ground. I don't do that. I rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RenegadeX28 Report post Posted March 16, 2003 Actually, can't DEAN and Banky just...get along? I mean, being united as one unit would be sooooooooooooooo righteous about now. Whaddya say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 16, 2003 Actually, can't DEAN and Banky just...get along? I mean, being united as one unit would be sooooooooooooooo righteous about now. Whaddya say? Only if he admits Cena rocks his world.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted March 16, 2003 If it makes you feel better, I recall Dean complimenting Cena's in-ring work very nicely when he first arrived as a face. Something along the lines of how well Cena takes a beating. Which he does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 16, 2003 If it makes you feel better, I recall Dean complimenting Cena's in-ring work very nicely when he first arrived as a face. Something along the lines of how well Cena takes a beating. Which he does. Unacceptable. He is an ass kicker, not an ass reciever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted March 17, 2003 But thus far he has shown only pedestrian offense (although I dig the Proto-bomb). He's kind of like a more crisp Edge, wrestling-wise. Bumps like a fiend and has good timing. But seeing as this is a glorify Cena thread, I suggest we cast our minds back to the Halloween Smackdown and bow down to Cena's majestic spot-on impersonation of Vanilla Ice, which kick-started him into the path of being the phattest rapper around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 17, 2003 But thus far he has shown only pedestrian offense (although I dig the Proto-bomb). He's kind of like a more crisp Edge, wrestling-wise. Bumps like a fiend and has good timing. But seeing as this is a glorify Cena thread, I suggest we cast our minds back to the Halloween Smackdown and bow down to Cena's majestic spot-on impersonation of Vanilla Ice, which kick-started him into the path of being the phattest rapper around. I was about to hate you, but then you turned the corner and propped Cena's Vanillia Ice skills. I don't care, the Bitchfest will happen this Thursday. Fuck the workrate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted March 17, 2003 It seems oddly fitting that a Cena fan's statement involves the phrase "fuck the workrate." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted March 17, 2003 It seems oddly fitting that a Cena fan's statement involves the phrase "fuck the workrate." Why? Workrate means shit in the WWE. Cena is in the WWE. So I can say fuck the workrate in defense of Cena. Regardless, I was meaning fuck the workrate more in the workrate report sense than the actual meaning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hamburglar Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Banky, do you mourn the loss of Cena's sidekick B2? I know I do. He had a spiffy hat. Cena should have minions. Rapping minions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
