A James Bond Rant

[Guest Narcoleptic Jumper]

Goldeneye has always been my favorite. It had the best and coolest villain and a pretty damn personal story, as far as James Bond goes.

 

But I do agree, I would love to see a drastic change in the series. What MrZsasz said, about Bond being a Merc, that would be very, very awesome.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Goldeneye has always been my favorite. It had the best and coolest villain and a pretty damn personal story, as far as James Bond goes.

 

But I do agree, I would love to see a drastic change in the series. What MrZsasz said, about Bond being a Merc, that would be very, very awesome.

I have to disagree about best villain. While the idea that a villain who could anticipate Bond's every move was cool. In execution, they never really played up on it.

 

The Villain Food Chain (For the novels):

• SMERSH
• Ernst Stavro Blofeld/SPECTRA
• Dr. Julian No
• Red Grant
• Auric Goldfinger
• Le Chirffe
• Mr. Big
• The Spangled Mob
• Hugo Drax
• Trigger
• Milton Krest

Pretty much all of those guys are cooler.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Hey, seeing as I know some much about James Bond, you may be thinking to yourself "Hey Zsasz, who do *you* think should be the next James Bond after Brosnan hangs up the tuxedo?" Well, I don't think Clive Owen has the skill of Dalton or the style of the other Bonds. I think his characters always end up looking like thugs, and Bond is a gentleman killer... not a thug. Christian Bale isn't bad, except that he doesn't seem all that interested. My pick is...

 

 

 

 

Jason Issacs. He has charm, he can be a badass, he can be ruthless, this guy is perfect for the next Bond.

[The Dames 0]

Hey, I've got to give it to you Zsasz, Isaacs would fucking own.

 

Dames

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

A View to a Kill is my fav. Christopher Walken as a bond villian, where do i sign up?!?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

A View to a Kill is my fav. Christopher Walken as a bond villian, where do i sign up?!?

And who could possibly forget 80 year old Roger Moore seducing women old enough to be his grandchildren.