How Bad Are You??

[The Dames 0]

I got a 60.

 

I'm bad.

 

Dames

[Guest snuffbox]

I like how being jailed is of the same 'bad' level as giving a hug.

[Guest Vitamin X]

or holding hands

[Guest Matt Young]

I got a 60.

[Guest McLeary]

1. Smoked? Well , if ceegars count..

 

2. Been drunk as hell? yes

 

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? no

 

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? no

 

5. Shoplifted? Nope.

 

6. Lied? I should be able to get several million points on this

alone...

 

7. Betrayed a friend? Not intentionially, but I guess it's possible.

 

8. Been to jail? No.

 

9. Smoked weed? No

 

10. Done LSD? obviously not.

 

11. Done any other illegal drug? No.

 

12. Given oral sex? negative

 

13. Recieved oral sex? nope

 

14. Screwed something not of the human race? no, except for that dead deer by the side of the road, but it was dead so it doesn't count.

 

15. Screwed something not alive? pillow when I was younger(11)

 

16. Cheated on someone? no

 

17. Used someone? I suppose

 

18. Paid somone for sex? no

 

19. Been paid for sex? no

 

20. Played strip poker? no

 

21. Skipped school? see #6

 

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? no

 

23. Danced naked? at home

 

24. Danced naked in public? no

 

25. Flashed someone? no

 

26. Mooned someone? yes

 

27. Kissed someone? a couple times

 

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? NO

 

29. Held hands? no

 

30. Hugged someone? yes

 

31. French kissed? no.

 

32. Had sexual fantasies? Obviously

 

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? only about cloning myself and keeping my clone as a sex slave...

 

34. Stolen money? yes

 

35. Stolen money from family? no

 

36. Stolen drugs from family? no

 

37. Been convicted of a crime? no

 

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? sort-of

 

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? no.

 

40. Been called a whore? no

 

41. Been called a bitch? I wish.

 

42. Watched porn? yes

 

43. Taped porn? yes

 

44. Watched porn you taped?yes

 

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? yes

 

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? no

 

47. Used sex 'toys'? no

 

48. Tried to kill yourself? Not with the intent of *actually* killing myself.

 

49. Tried to kill someone else? briefly

 

50. Told someone you hated them? yes

 

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? yes

 

So that's 38 if I'm being extremely generous. One meaningful relationship with a female sure would have padded my score quite a bit, though, then again I would have had to have a relationship with a female, not sure I want that...

 

Eh.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

To conserve space, the answers to which I answered yes

 

5. Shoplifted? (I was 4, sue me...)

6. Lied?

7. Betrayed a friend?

21. Skipped school?

27. Kissed someone?

29. Held hands?

30. Hugged someone?

31. French kissed?

32. Had sexual fantasies?

34. Stolen money?

35. Stolen money from family?

41. Been called a bitch?

42. Watched porn?

50. Told someone you hated them?

 

Which scores a total of 28 for me.

[Guest bravesfan]

32.

 

Yes to...

 

5. Shoplifted?

6. Lied?

7. Betrayed a friend?

12. Given oral sex?

13. Recieved oral sex?

21. Skipped school?

27. Kissed someone?

29. Held hands?

30. Hugged someone?

31. French kissed?

32. Had sexual fantasies?

34. Stolen money?

35. Stolen money from family?

42. Watched porn?

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?

50. Told someone you hated them?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Holding hands is BAAAAAAAD

[Guest Miss Indy Queen]

I got a 70. Am I the highest for the ladies? I guess you do have to watch out for the quiet ones then.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

42 points...*runs around and does something BAD~! to get his meager reputation higher*

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Guys if you think holding hands is awesome... try 6 hours of TANTRIC holding hands.

[Guest hardyz1]

I got 24?! No way, I'm way more of a goody two shoes than that. It was the stealing money that did me in.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Alright, I'm bored and I found this and thought I'd post it..

There are 51 questions, for every 'yes' answer give yourself 2 points. The highest possible score is 102.. and well if you get that then you are one REALLY baddddd hooligan, which means I want your telephone number! lol..

Try it for a bit of fun and see what happens:

 

1. Smoked?**

2. Been drunk as hell?**

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex?**

4. Screwed someone of the same sex?

5. Shoplifted?**

6. Lied?**

7. Betrayed a friend?**

8. Been to jail?

9. Smoked weed?**

10. Done LSD?

11. Done any other illegal drug?**

12. Given oral sex?**

13. Recieved oral sex?**

14. Screwed something not of the human race?

15. Screwed something not alive?

16. Cheated on someone?**

17. Used someone?**

18. Paid somone for sex?

19. Been paid for sex?

20. Played strip poker?**

21. Skipped school?**

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk?**

23. Danced naked?**

24. Danced naked in public?

25. Flashed someone?**

26. Mooned someone?**

27. Kissed someone?**

28. Kissed someone of the same sex?

29. Held hands?**

30. Hugged someone?**

31. French kissed?**

32. Had sexual fantasies?**

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies?**against my explecit objection, fucking dreams

34. Stolen money?**

35. Stolen money from family?

36. Stolen drugs from family?**

37. Been convicted of a crime?

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?**

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?**

40. Been called a whore?**

41. Been called a bitch?**

42. Watched porn?**

43. Taped porn?**

44. Watched porn you taped?**

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?**

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?**

47. Used sex 'toys'?**

48. Tried to kill yourself?

49. Tried to kill someone else?**

50. Told someone you hated them?**

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it?**

78

[Guest Evolution]

Alright, I'm bored and I found this and thought I'd post it..

There are 51 questions, for every 'yes' answer give yourself 2 points. The highest possible score is 102.. and well if you get that then you are one REALLY baddddd hooligan, which means I want your telephone number! lol..

Try it for a bit of fun and see what happens:

 

1. Smoked?**

2. Been drunk as hell?**

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex?**

4. Screwed someone of the same sex?

5. Shoplifted?**

6. Lied?**

7. Betrayed a friend?**

8. Been to jail?

9. Smoked weed?**

10. Done LSD?

11. Done any other illegal drug?**

12. Given oral sex?**

13. Recieved oral sex?**

14. Screwed something not of the human race?

15. Screwed something not alive?

16. Cheated on someone?**

17. Used someone?**

18. Paid somone for sex?

19. Been paid for sex?

20. Played strip poker?**

21. Skipped school?**

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk?**

23. Danced naked?**

24. Danced naked in public?

25. Flashed someone?**

26. Mooned someone?**

27. Kissed someone?**

28. Kissed someone of the same sex?

29. Held hands?**

30. Hugged someone?**

31. French kissed?**

32. Had sexual fantasies?**

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies?**against my explecit objection, fucking dreams

34. Stolen money?**

35. Stolen money from family?

36. Stolen drugs from family?**

37. Been convicted of a crime?

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?**

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?**

40. Been called a whore?**

41. Been called a bitch?**

42. Watched porn?**

43. Taped porn?**

44. Watched porn you taped?**

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?**

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?**

47. Used sex 'toys'?**

48. Tried to kill yourself?

49. Tried to kill someone else?**

50. Told someone you hated them?**

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it?**

24. Total square here.

[Betty Houle 0]

1. Smoked? -yes

2. Been drunk as hell? -yes

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? -yes

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? -yes

5. Shoplifted? -yes

6. Lied? -yes

7. Betrayed a friend? -yes

8. Been to jail? -no

9. Smoked weed? -yes

10. Done LSD? -yes

11. Done any other illegal drug? -yes

12. Given oral sex? -yes

13. Recieved oral sex? -yes

14. Screwed something not of the human race? -no

15. Screwed something not alive? -no

16. Cheated on someone? -yes

17. Used someone? -yes

18. Paid somone for sex? -no

19. Been paid for sex? -no

20. Played strip poker? -yes

21. Skipped school? -yes

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? -yes

23. Danced naked? -yes

24. Danced naked in public? -yes

25. Flashed someone? -yes

26. Mooned someone? -yes

27. Kissed someone? -yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? -yes

29. Held hands? -yes

30. Hugged someone? -yes

31. French kissed? -yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? -yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? -yes

34. Stolen money? -yes

35. Stolen money from family? -yes

36. Stolen drugs from family? -yes

37. Been convicted of a crime? -no

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? -no

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? -yes

40. Been called a whore? -yes

41. Been called a bitch? -yes

42. Watched porn? -yes

43. Taped porn? -yes

44. Watched porn you taped? -yes

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? -yes

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? -yes

47. Used sex 'toys'? -yes

48. Tried to kill yourself? -yes

49. Tried to kill someone else? -no

50. Told someone you hated them? -yes

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? -yes

 

86 (if my math is correct)

[Guest ShooterJay]

1. Smoked? ..... No

2. Been drunk as hell? ...... Yes

3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? ..... Yes

4. Screwed someone of the same sex? ...... No

5. Shoplifted? ...... No

6. Lied? ......Yes

7. Betrayed a friend? ...... No

8. Been to jail? ...... No

9. Smoked weed? ......... Yes

10. Done LSD? ....... No

11. Done any other illegal drug? ...... No

12. Given oral sex? ...... No

13. Recieved oral sex? ........ Yes

14. Screwed something not of the human race? ....... No

15. Screwed something not alive? ...... No

16. Cheated on someone? ...... No

17. Used someone? ....... No

18. Paid somone for sex? ...... No

19. Been paid for sex?.... No

20. Played strip poker? ...... No

21. Skipped school? ..... Yes

22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? ...... No

23. Danced naked? ..... No

24. Danced naked in public? ...... No

25. Flashed someone? ..... No

26. Mooned someone? ..... No

27. Kissed someone? ...... Yes

28. Kissed someone of the same sex? ...... No

29. Held hands? ...... Yes

30. Hugged someone? ...... Yes

31. French kissed? ....... Yes

32. Had sexual fantasies? ........ Yes

33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies?....... No

34. Stolen money? ...... No

35. Stolen money from family? ..... No

36. Stolen drugs from family? ........ No

37. Been convicted of a crime? ....... No

38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? ... Yes (Also didn't really "date" them)

39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? .... No

40. Been called a whore? ..... No

41. Been called a bitch? ..... No

42. Watched porn? ..... Yes

43. Taped porn? ..... Yes

44. Watched porn you taped? ..... Yes

45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? ..... No

46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? ...... No

47. Used sex 'toys'? .... No

48. Tried to kill yourself? ...... No

49. Tried to kill someone else? ...... No

50. Told someone you hated them? ....... No

51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? ..... No

[Betty Houle 0]

I got a 70. Am I the highest for the ladies? I guess you do have to watch out for the quiet ones then.

86!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

46...

 

 

Pfft, I can be worse.