TSM Beat the Geeks!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Could we restart this? It kinda lost steam after Shaved Bear retired. I think I could do James Bond or Batman geek. Bob could reprise his old role, and we could find new geeks.

 

 

What do you guys think?

[Guest razazteca]

The show sucked when it got a new host

 

Contestant #1 = me

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

We need a host.

 

I nominate Dr. Tom. (If he accepts of course.)

[Guest bob_barron]

I would love being the SNL geek again- that'd be awesome.

 

I could also be a Norm geek.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I would love being the SNL geek again- that'd be awesome.

 

I could also be a Norm geek.

I didn't know you liked "Cheers" Bob.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Can I just be general geek?

 

(cue the jokes!)

[Guest bob_barron]

I would love being the SNL geek again- that'd be awesome.

 

I could also be a Norm geek. 

I didn't know you liked "Cheers" Bob.

I meant Norm Macdonald

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Can I just be general geek?

As opposed to just being a geek in general?

[Guest Eagan469]

I'll be the Classic Nickelodeon geek

[Guest Crucifixio Jones]

I nominate myself for hip hop and porn geek.

[Guest Sturgis]

I'll take wrestling geek.

[Guest What?]

Since I started the ORIGINAL TSM Beat the Geeks thread, you must pay homage to ME! What Van Straten...

 

 

 

and I'll be the Flip/Emerica Skateboarding Geek

[Guest SP-1]

I'll take a swipe at being the Trek geek. Hell yes, sir. I'm not an UBER Trek Geek but I can hold my own, bitches.

[Guest What?]

HA! Nerd!

 

 

I'm just kidding...you could probably kick my ass

[Guest SP-1]

You, sir, are on.

[Guest DrTom]

Hmmm, what all would be involved in me "hosting" this?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Hmmm, what all would be involved in me "hosting" this?

Formulate questions on the topics being discussed. For example:

 

For James Bond a geek level question would be: What was the first line, of the first James Bond novel?

 

That would be Casino Royale and the first line was: "The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning?"

 

A contestant level question would be: Who played James Bond the most times?

 

Roger Moore

[Guest Vern Gagne]

What was Norm's 10th grade history teacher's name.

[The Dames 0]

um...I've got to be some sort of Geek

 

Wow, i'm So setting myself up on that one.

 

I know Scarface pretty well and Can't Hardly Wait but thats about it. Oh and Kevin Smith films.

 

Dames

[Guest nl5xsk1]

I could be one of the following:

1) Simpsons geek (although there's a mad amount of us on this board)

2) Boston Bruins geek (although there's a surprising amount of us on this board)

3) Phish geek (although I'm not as knowledgeable about some of their recent stuff)

 

... wait, maybe I'm not a geek at all. (Can't decide if I'm happy or not)

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Doesn't anyone want to be a general geek? Like a movie geek or t.v. geek or music geek? I don't think the game would be too fun if it's nothing but very specific and limited categories.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I take South Park Geek.

[Guest What?]

Actually, it would be kind of fun to have all specific categories...It would make it more challenging and fun

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I so challenge the Porn, South Park, Simpsons, and Classic Nickelodeon geek.

[Guest What?]

*waits for someone to challenge him*

 

 

C'mon...my questions won't be that hard

[Guest SP-1]

*awaits a Trek showdown*

[Guest What?]

Back off, bitch! I got here first!

[Guest DrTom]

Wow, I'd actually have to do *work* if I were the host? Afraid I'll have to decline, then. Going back to school this week is going to start eating into my time, which I'm not exactly swimming in to begin with.

[Guest SP-1]

::phasers What?::

[Guest PORNFAQ]

Heh.

 

Dames knows TWO movies (one of which is Can't Hardly Wait) and Kevin Smith "films".

 

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.