The One & Only Academy Awards Thread

[Guest Nevermortal]

Beyonce Knowles needs to die.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Kahran, can you change the title of the thread for me?

To what?

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I'm 1/2 so far and no war comments outside of Martin's jokes. I liked him the first year and defintely prefer to Goldberg. I thought Steve Martin did a great job last time of keeping the trains running on time and should do so again this year.

[Guest El Satanico]

Well unless the guy that voiced gollum spoke i doubt we missed anything.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Ass to Ass.

[Guest Flyboy]

Kahran, can you change the title of the thread for me?

To what?

It's on the first page.

[Guest Nevermortal]

John C Reilly~!

 

Chris Walken~!

 

I'm torn.

 

DAMMIT! Fucking Chris Cooper.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

The right man won.

[Guest Downhome]

Best Supporting Actor --- Chris Cooper (Adaptation)

 

2/3

[Guest Flyboy]

Assattack!

 

 

EDIT: I swear J-Lo DOES have a nipple tweaker.

Edited March 24, 2003 by Flyboy

[Guest Nevermortal]

Aw fuck you J-Lo.

[Guest Downhome]

Achievement in Art Direction --- Chicago

 

3/4

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

First mistake. Gangs should have taken this.

[Guest Flyboy]

I smell a Chicago sweep for some odd reason and I haven't even seen the movie.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I've been smelling a Chicago sweep for months.

[Guest Downhome]

Oh God yes, I fucking loved Chicago.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Chicago sweep has been in the running since the nomination came out. I'm 2/4 as I went with Ed Harris on a hunch even though Cooper was the front runner. Harris is enough of a geezer yet.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Oh God yes, I fucking loved Chicago.

My ranking of the Best Picture noms.

 

1) Two Towers

2) Gangs of New York

3) The Pianist

4) Chicago

5) The Hours

[Guest Downhome]

I own the damn soundtrack, I LOVE it.

[Guest EternallyLazy]

I smell a Chicago sweep as well... but I really want Scorsese to win Best Director. The guy deserves it... it's amazingly sad that he's never won an Oscar considering he directed the best film of the 70's (taxi driver) 80's (raging bull) and 90's (Goodfellas)

[Guest Flyboy]

Mickey Mouse?!

 

... Ugh.

[Guest Downhome]

Best Animated Short --- The Chub-Chubs

 

3/4 (I'm only going by the ones I predicted on this.)

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Man, I feel sorry for Garner.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

They do that about every year with the animated category. Having Steve Martin call Mickey Mouse a "black actor" didn't seem to go over very well.

[Guest Downhome]

I smell a Chicago sweep as well... but I really want Scorsese to win Best Director. The guy deserves it... it's amazingly sad that he's never won an Oscar considering he directed the best film of the 70's (taxi driver) 80's (raging bull) and 90's (Goodfellas)

He may deserve it, but not for Gangs. I see no reason to give it to someone for past mistakes or the such.

[Guest El Satanico]

wooo Chubb-Chubbs

[Guest Flyboy]

Man, I feel sorry for Garner.

At least she got to do it twice.

[Guest Downhome]

Best Live Action Short Film --- This Charming Man

 

3/4

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I smell a Chicago sweep as well... but I really want Scorsese to win Best Director. The guy deserves it... it's amazingly sad that he's never won an Oscar considering he directed the best film of the 70's (taxi driver) 80's (raging bull) and 90's (Goodfellas)

He may deserve it, but not for Gangs. I see no reason to give it to someone for past mistakes or the such.

He did the best job out of those nominated. Gangs is far from his best movie, but he did the best job out of those up for the award. He should win.

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

live-action short film