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Guest goodhelmet
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would you admit you were American?

 

A teacher at the school I am student-teaching at left for a trip to Europe this week (booked in advance for over 6 months and before the war started) and is aware of the anti-American sentiment right now. She is seriously considering passing herself off as Canadian so her children and family do not suffer any unwanted or unnecessary attacks at the hands of anti-American mobs.

 

Would you do the same or would you give the Euros a big middle finger while taking pictures of Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, the Rhine, etc. ?

Guest Lord of The Curry
Posted

HEY HEY HEY! Don't use our name! Just 'cause all the Euros love Canucks don't think you can lay claim!

 

(Yes, I'm aware that it's not you going.)

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Yeah, just have them claim that they're British and talk with an accent. Us Canadians aren't like much anymore either, damn Prime Minister...

Guest notJames
Posted

Thankfully I don't have to pose as a Canadian.

 

As long as they don't ask where I've been living for the past 27 years...

Guest bob_barron
Posted
would you admit you were American?

 

A teacher at the school I am student-teaching at left for a trip to Europe this week (booked in advance for over 6 months and before the war started) and is aware of the anti-American sentiment right now. She is seriously considering passing herself off as Canadian so her children and family do not suffer any unwanted or unnecessary attacks at the hands of anti-American mobs.

 

Would you do the same or would you give the Euros a big middle finger while taking pictures of Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, the Rhine, etc. ?

Why would you give the finger to Big Ben? England is helping us remember?

 

I think it's pretty stupid to get all scared. Don't let assholes run your life

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Dames-

What's that all aboot eh? Did you wear a touque, eat poutine, go to the washroom and show an unusual interest in hockey?

Posted

No, I simply was very pro-Canada, learned about Canadian culture and bugged my friends incessantly about the celebs who come from Canada and their contributions.

 

It all started when Bret started his whole Anti-US/Pro-Canada gimmick. I was that big of a Bret mark.

 

Dames

Guest bob_barron
Posted

I became pro-Canada because I was a Norm/Phil Hartman mark.

Guest RavishingRickRudo
Posted

You guys should be aware of the distinguishing trick that foreigners like to use to tell Yanks from Canucks.

 

It's spelled Colo*u*r. Colour. If they ask you how to spell it, just remember that.

Guest RavishingRickRudo
Posted

It's "adoopting" a Candian accent, btw ;)

Guest welshjerichomark
Posted
would you admit you were American?

 

A teacher at the school I am student-teaching at left for a trip to Europe this week (booked in advance for over 6 months and before the war started) and is aware of the anti-American sentiment right now. She is seriously considering passing herself off as Canadian so her children and family do not suffer any unwanted or unnecessary attacks at the hands of anti-American mobs.

 

Would you do the same or would you give the Euros a big middle finger while taking pictures of Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, the Rhine, etc. ?

Why would you give the finger to Big Ben? England is helping us remember?

 

I think it's pretty stupid to get all scared. Don't let assholes run your life

correction - britain is helping you.

 

edit: anyhow, the british don't seem to blame the americans for "dragging" us into war: those who are against it blame tony blair.

Guest goodhelmet
Posted
Why would you give the finger to Big Ben? England is helping us remember?

 

I think it's pretty stupid to get all scared. Don't let assholes run your life

I didn't say we give the finger to Britian or England or whatever. Big Ben is a European landmark and as such was only an example. Substitute any other Euro landmark in there if you'd like.

Guest crandamaniac
Posted

Follow Eddy Izzard's advice. Mention Shaggy and Scooby and you'll be a-ok

Guest DrTom
Posted
Follow Eddy Izzard's advice. Mention Shaggy and Scooby and you'll be a-ok

International credit card!

Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
Posted

What's the worry anyway?

There's hardly anti-american hate mobs roaming the streets with boards with nails in them on the off chance they find an American tourist!

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted
"And they'll build bigger boards and bigger nails, right until they build a board and nail so big that it would kill them all! BWAHHAHA! BWHAAHAHA! BWHAHAHA!"

 

Ahem.

Dammit, I was going to say that!!!!

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

I guess I would if anyone asked...I wouldn't loudly declare it to anyone in earshot, much like I don't now.

Posted

Well, I'm going to Ireland in May, and I bet the war will still be going on.

 

Ireland seems pretty neutral, and I doubt they will care whether I am an American or not. Besides, they will take one look at me and they would be able to tell I'm a American.

Posted

I arrived in London for a weeklong trip the morning of 9/11. That was weird enough.

 

I sure as hell wouldn't hide it. If anyone asked, I would say I'm American. "Oh, so you think you're better than all of us?," the natives would reply. "...Basically."

Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

Just wear some Toronto Maple Leafs paraphernalia and they'll leave you alone. Unelss they're like me and don't like the Leafs.

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