Stupid things you wondered about wrestling.......

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I think we all know just who Yuna would like to direct that question to...

From what I hear, both Stevie and Raven are quite the womanizers.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I'd ask any wrestler with a mask if they ever forgot they were wearing it when they left the arena or went to the shop or whatever.

I've got an image of Goldust going to the newsagents for a packet of fags in his facepaint

[Guest Jack Tunney]

Has a wrestler ever sneezed during a match?

[Guest crandamaniac]

Has a wrestler ever sneezed during a match?

I'm assuming Benoit does, cuz he always blows his nose when he's wrestling.

 

Why do some wrestlers always go for moves that they never hit? Why not just cut them out of your matches. (i.e Flair's Flip over the turnbuckle)

 

If you can't powerbomb Kidman, but Undertaker doesn't sell, what happens if Taker tries powerbombing Kidman?

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Andre the Giant shat himself in a match once.

[Guest edotherocket]

Andre would have giant sized poo.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

What happens if somebody accidentally bleeds hardway in a first blood match? Especially if it's in the first few minutes of the match or if the guy who does it is not the guy who's supposed to lose.

[Guest snuffbox]

Andre would have giant sized poo.

thanks for sharing that

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Didn't Sid shit himself during a match with Taker?

[Guest Zero_Cool]

With wrestlers arriving fashionably late all the time, shouldn't WWE instistute a tardy table, like it's high school?

[Guest EternallyLazy]

Is wrestling fake?

[Guest crandamaniac]

Why is it sometimes wrestlers get mad at having a match? Don't they get paid to work?

[Guest NoCash]

Dude do you know that 1800-CALL-ATT guy? Isnt he awesome?!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

2) What would you do if you had a major shit attack during a match? Like you had to go terribley and your stomach was gurgling and you could barely stand?

I will admit that I've wondered that more than once. I wonder if a wrestler has shit his pants before.

We all know the answer to that, come on...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Why don't you guys fight like those guys in UFC and Pride?

 

How can you bear the pain of an ankle lock/figure-four/any submission for so long?

 

How do you guys stay conscious after being put in a sleeper hold for 2 minutes?

 

Why don't you have just have the referee watch the video feed? They won't get hurt and they can catch cheating all the time!

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Do moves like the Figure Four and Ankle lock really hurt.

[Guest Ace309]

When Bisch would say "Three Minutes," why didn't you just make a run for it?

 

(Note: Does not apply to Moolah or Mae, who were too feeble to make a run for it, or the lesbians, who were too busy smooching.)

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Or to any tag team in general, seeing as the 3MW suck.

[Guest gwf0704]

Do you ever cop a feel during the inter-gender matches???

[Guest JHawk]

If a tree fell on top of Goldberg, but no one was around to see it, would he still no-sell it?

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Why don't you have just have the referee watch the video feed? They won't get hurt and they can catch cheating all the time!

How would they count the pin?

[Guest edotherocket]

an electronic counter ala royal rumble that counts 1...2...2 3/4!

[Guest EternallyLazy]

When Booker T kicks you in the stomach and sets up the ax-kick... he waits a good 5-8 seconds before he executes it... why don't you use that time to just step out of the way?