your WWE SMACKDOWN WORKRATE REPORT- 3/27/2003!

[Guest treble charged]

Holy shit...people who watch WOW.

 

I have the WOW PPV on tape. It's so bad, it's good.

 

Riot rules you with her unsafe powerbombs and swank pyro (w/baseball bat).

 

Dames

The WOW PPV actually killed my interest in that promotion. I always watched the weekly shows, but the PPV was so bad and they failed to really do anything big after that and went into re-runs that I stopped caring.

 

Too bad, as I have a few episodes of thes how on tape, plus the PPV. Best part of the PPV, though, is the ref bump off the cage. Made absolutely NO sense with anything that was going on in the match, but it's really all I remember about the show. That and Hennan on commentary.

[Guest DEAN RASMUSSEN]

Holy shit...people who watch WOW.

 

I have the WOW PPV on tape. It's so bad, it's good.

 

Riot rules you with her unsafe powerbombs and swank pyro (w/baseball bat).

 

Dames

Oh you better believe that I had a very creepy PPV viewing party when the WOW PPV came out. The main event ruled it.

 

DEAN.

[Guest MARTYEWR]

I miss WOW. Well, okay, I only miss Riot. But still...

[The Dames 0]

Best part of the PPV, though, is the ref bump off the cage. Made absolutely NO sense with anything that was going on in the match, but it's really all I remember about the show. That and Hennan on commentary.

I found it so hilarious that the ref was the hardest bumper on the show. Bump off the cage, getting chokeslammed, etc. He ruled it that night.

 

Thinking back on it, it saddens me to realize just how quickly Heenan's health has deteriorated since then.

 

Dames

[Guest TheGame2705]

I've never read an SD workrate report and I'm regretting I did today. I've never read something so disjointed. I have to do the unthinkable and agree with Banky that these columns bite ass.

[Guest DEAN RASMUSSEN]

You A-Train fans are all the same- always wanting jointed wrestling recaps.

 

DEAN.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

You A-Train fans are all the same- always wanting jointed wrestling recaps.

 

DEAN.

Quote of the day

[Guest Banky]

Oh you better believe that I had a very creepy PPV viewing party when the WOW PPV came out. The main event ruled it.

 

DEAN.

You all wore Lucha Libre masks?

[Guest Banky]

I've never read an SD workrate report and I'm regretting I did today. I've never read something so disjointed. I have to do the unthinkable and agree with Banky that these columns bite ass.

See Game, I am one of the good ones. My opinion isn't as skewered as everyone thinks. I am a cool dude. Ask me, I'll tell you.

[Guest goodhelmet]

You A-Train fans are all the same- always wanting jointed wrestling recaps.

 

DEAN.

don't sweat the haters, dean. always consider the source.

[The Dames 0]

Oh you better believe that I had a very creepy PPV viewing party when the WOW PPV came out.  The main event ruled it. 

 

DEAN.

You all wore Lucha Libre masks?

I was at the Super 8 last year when the DVDVR crew did that. Got to meet Schneider and Rev Ray before hand on the bus. Interesting guys to say the least.

 

Dames

[Guest Banky]

You all wore Lucha Libre masks?

I was at the Super 8 last year when the DVDVR crew did that. Got to meet Schneider and Rev Ray before hand on the bus. Interesting guys to say the least.

 

Dames

How cool....

[The Dames 0]

Hey Banky...where's the Bitchfest for this week huh? I want to hear about John Cena's unmitigated power.

 

Dames

[Guest Banky]

Hey Banky...where's the Bitchfest for this week huh? I want to hear about John Cena's unmitigated power.

 

Dames

Quite honestly my creative juices weren't flowing. I wrote half of it and it sucked. Sorry, maybe for Rasslemania.

 

But Cena did show his unmitigated power. His 5 minute resthold had little to be desired though. He wasn't going to be #1 on the bitchfest, they tag match to start the show was much more exciting.

[Guest DEAN RASMUSSEN]

Oh you better believe that I had a very creepy PPV viewing party when the WOW PPV came out.  The main event ruled it. 

 

DEAN.

You all wore Lucha Libre masks?

I was at the Super 8 last year when the DVDVR crew did that. Got to meet Schneider and Rev Ray before hand on the bus. Interesting guys to say the least.

 

Dames

You going next week? Come to the steakhouse. Yes. Steak.

 

 

DEAN.

[The Dames 0]

Sorry Dean, my last indy show was ROH: The Era of Honor Begins. No more bus trips for me.

 

Dames

[Guest Banky]

Oh you better believe that I had a very creepy PPV viewing party when the WOW PPV came out.  The main event ruled it. 

 

DEAN.

You all wore Lucha Libre masks?

I was at the Super 8 last year when the DVDVR crew did that. Got to meet Schneider and Rev Ray before hand on the bus. Interesting guys to say the least.

 

Dames

You going next week? Come to the steakhouse. Yes. Steak.

 

 

DEAN.

Can I come? I Like steak. And I own a Shawn Michaels halloween mask...

[The Dames 0]

Tony Lukes is cool....but I'm a very picky eater.

 

True story, no shit.

 

The last time I was in Philly for a show, the guys on the bus trip stopped at Tony Lukes for cheesesteaks. Now, I'm a picky eater, so I didn't want any onions or peppers on it.

 

As I'm on the line, I heard some guy from behind say that they don't take too kindly to "custom" orders and seeing how Philly has a reputation of being rude to people, I didn't know what to do. I ended up getting off the line and going to Wendy's. I pussed out. I was a pussy back then.

 

Oh well.

 

Dames

[Guest Banky]

Tony Lukes is cool....but I'm a very picky eater.

 

True story, no shit.

 

The last time I was in Philly for a show, the guys on the bus trip stopped at Tony Lukes for cheesesteaks. Now, I'm a picky eater, so I didn't want any onions or peppers on it.

 

As I'm on the line, I heard some guy from behind say that they don't take too kindly to "custom" orders and seeing how Philly has a reputation of being rude to people, I didn't know what to do. I ended up getting off the line and going to Wendy's. I pussed out. I was a pussy back then.

 

Oh well.

 

Dames

Pussy....

 

Would you like to wear my Shawn Michaels mask the next time you go?

 

Pussy....

[Guest ViciousFish]

I wish we would get cool wrestling here in western Canada. we get Raw and Smackdown once a year and maybe a few house shows but nothing else I've heard of. Wait...Jim 'The Andvil' Neidhart was supposed to be here for some crappy show in a bar but missed it because of a concussion. Damn Americans have all the luck.

[Guest Banky]

I wish we would get cool wrestling here in western Canada. we get Raw and Smackdown once a year and maybe a few house shows but nothing else I've heard of. Wait...Jim 'The Andvil' Neidhart was supposed to be here for some crappy show in a bar but missed it because of a concussion. Damn Americans have all the luck.

Being from Western Canada, I agree 100% with you. We get nothing. I've went to some indy shows...well carnival shows...they sucked.

[Guest ViciousFish]

I'm stuck smack dab on the border between Alberta and the flatest place on earth Saskatchewan. We don't even get carnival shows. Hell, we've had 3 wrestling events here in the last 20ish years. Some stampede wrestling show that I missed because i was 7 and had school the next day, some crappy garbage wrestling show although Sabu was here, and that bar event where Neidhart skipped out. We barely get decent bands here.

[Guest Quik]

Dean, have my children?

 

Granted, my male genitalia won't allow for that, BUT WE COULD ADOPT~!

[Guest Banky]

I'm stuck smack dab on the border between Alberta and the flatest place on earth Saskatchewan. We don't even get carnival shows. Hell, we've had 3 wrestling events here in the last 20ish years. Some stampede wrestling show that I missed because i was 7 and had school the next day, some crappy garbage wrestling show although Sabu was here, and that bar event where Neidhart skipped out. We barely get decent bands here.

Rockin' it Lloydminster style babay!!!

[Guest ViciousFish]

OMFG! Someone actually knows where the hell Lloydminster is. Too bad some indy wrestling promotions don't since Vince would never set foot here.

[Guest Banky]

OMFG! Someone actually knows where the hell Lloydminster is. Too bad some indy wrestling promotions don't since Vince would never set foot here.

Dude, I'm from Saskatoon....I know my geography brutha.

[Guest ViciousFish]

OOo Saskatoon....shit you guys don't even get live events do you?? Here, we all go to Edmonton and Calgary for Raw and Smackdown once a year and generally skip the house shows.

[Guest Banky]

OOo Saskatoon....shit you guys don't even get live events do you?? Here, we all go to Edmonton and Calgary for Raw and Smackdown once a year and generally skip the house shows.

Hardly anything man. But I don't care. I don't need live wrestling. It all fucking sucks nowadays anyway. Why pay $80 bucks to feel ripped off from a show you'd even hate at home. Fuck it. Bring back to Maaaaacho Maaaaan. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa.

[Guest ViciousFish]

Fuck it. Bring back to Maaaaacho Maaaaan. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa.

BOONNNESAW!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

 

Then again I was never a huge Macho Man fan, and even less when he was the Macho King.

 

BTW..where did his neck go???

[Guest Banky]

Fuck it.  Bring back to Maaaaacho Maaaaan.  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa.

BOONNNESAW!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

 

Then again I was never a huge Macho Man fan, and even less when he was the Macho King.

 

BTW..where did his neck go???

Dude, are you dissin' Savage? Where is the Lloydminster pride? Maaaachoooo maaaaan, DIG IT!