Guest Hulk Hogan Report post Posted March 30, 2003 ::Paging treble charged:: Oh and Hulk Hogan has never delievered the worst promo ever. He could say the zaniest shit, but his charisma was so huge that he could make it watchable. Juxtapose that with Owern Hart fucking up the biggest promo of his career. Thank you, brotha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Agreed, papacita. This gimmick poster is annoying the fuck outta me with all his/her Hogan pics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Agreed, papacita. This gimmick poster is annoying the fuck outta me with all his/her Hogan pics. Yuna: Shut up. I'd take a million Hogan pics over one of the shitty pictures in your sig any day of the week. Hogan did more for wrestling than any of your slashy heroes. Hogan > Victoria, Stevie, Raven, Hardyz, HBK (Hogan was a draw), etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gary Busey Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Anyone happen to remember the one on Nitro where Buff Bagwell was promo-ing against Roddy Pipper, forgot his lines and got destroyed by the Rowdy one? It was supposed to setup a young vs old feud, but the promo was so bad they gave up on it. (This was a couple months before Russo came in the first time..) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted March 30, 2003 This gimmick poster definitely does suck. At least Whiskers had PANACHE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoSelfWorth Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Anything by Ahmed Johnson immediately springs to mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Hulk Hogan is already my favorite poster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Anything by Ahmed Johnson immediately springs to mind. I remember one where he said "Owen Hart, more like Owen Fart." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted March 30, 2003 I say the worst i've ever seen was Jake "the Drunk Slob" Roberts at the Heroes of Wrestling PPV. It went like this: Interviewer ---- Jake Roberts, what is your plan for tonight when you step in the ring *Jake leaning on the poor bastard unable to stand onhis own* Jake ---- Well.........it's jush like being in a cashino. See in a cashino you always....have...to take a gamble. It's almost like with me. I'm like cashino cause when ya step in the ving with the shnake you could get bite. Me and my friend.......damien my friend.........my friend damien......etc. The guy just rambles on making no sense whatsoever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LatinoHeat Report post Posted March 30, 2003 I remember that.. Jake: you wanna play..blackjack?.....you got 21?.... i got 22..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest commie_050 Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Actually, the exact quote is, "You wanna play 21, I got 22. You wanna play blackjack, I got two of those too" WTF? Then he starts chanting "DDT" all out of rhythm, and nobody chants along, which makes Jake looker even worse. Greatest. Promo. Ever. And don't forget, "I AM ... Rick Steiner's my name!" And all the Tank Abbot promo's during his "feud" with Goldberg. "Um, you know, since you're never here, they should, um, call you ... Ghostberg. Huh huh." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Stunt Granny Report post Posted March 30, 2003 Speaking of Ahmed Johson who can forget "Faarooq, you goin down, you gone down, you gunna dun, you gunna dun" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MillenniumMan831 Report post Posted March 31, 2003 Every time Art Donovan opened his mouth at KOTR94. "How much does THAT guy weigh?!?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RicFlairGlory Report post Posted March 31, 2003 "this is some serious ass impact" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted March 31, 2003 "this is some serious ass impact" Everyone in my social group cracked up about that line tonight... I was watching WM 15 recently, and Mankind mumbles "Queers can't hear" at Big Show, Show: "What'd you say?" Kind: "Queers can't hear" <Brawl ensues> Not a "bad promo, but insulting kinda...maybe ignorant is a better word...whatever... Another Sid Gem: Jarrett and (I think) The Wall are in the ring challanging him to a tag match Sid: "I can think of....22...or 23 guys in back who'd be glad to help me kick your butts" Just bad... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
