Guest packwingfn Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Did anyone cap the Cena Rap-off on Heat or did anyone write down what he said? I saw it but I wanna hear it or read it, It was so funny!
Guest Banky Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Did anyone cap the Cena Rap-off on Heat or did anyone write down what he said? I saw it but I wanna hear it or read it, It was so funny! I'll maybe transcribe it tomorrow night if no one else has by that time. It was hilarious. He is gonna get shot.
Guest papacita Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 What? Did he battle someone or just spit a freestyle or something?
Guest Banky Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 What? Did he battle someone or just spit a freestyle or something? He dissed Fab, Jay Z, and the XFL. It was seriously funny, and quite a scathing rant for him. I liked it.
Guest Ace309 Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Man, it was just VILE. Would have been even better if he'd had a beat and wasn't just spitting free verse poetry.
LaParkaYourCar Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Cena's getting away with saying some serious stuff the stuff about being arrested for illeagally owning a pair of nuts and the whole spermbank thing were great!
Guest Lightning Flik Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Although this will be shown on SD (I'm guessing), I so need a transcript of what happened. Just because it should be great.
LaParkaYourCar Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 There were technical difficulties at first so part of what Cena said was never heard and the crowd booed that. I'll rewatch my tape of Heat and try to transcribe it.
Guest AfricanAmerican Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 since i have nothing better to do... Yo, I asked Hip Hop for a simple MC They sent me two, Fabolous and Jay Z But these gangstas didnt wanna come up and see on TV imma tell all of yall why they wouldnt battle wit me (mocking Jay Z) Yo man its Jay Z man Im fully focused Rockafella man I got mah girlfriend man I dont need to come to Seattle, Im the King of New York All I need in this life of sin, Is me and my girlfriend Rockafella Okay then Bonnie Where tha hell is Clyde at? He stuck like a bitch for a lil battle rap What u want me do man? Call out yo fiancee? I'd have better competition battle rappin wit Beyonce He's the King of New York.. Im a kid from the cellar Only way he stays hard is by rockin anotha fella Sorry that I didnt have that much time to diss u I'll focus on Fabolous, he's my real issue Dude, u need to stick to doin Reebok commercials He showed up n tapped out after hearin me in rehearsal They didnt arrest u for guns, its becuz ur rap sucks Cops charged him for illegally possessin two nuts Trade ur throwback shirt for a skirt ya lil whiner And hike up ur skirt, I can see your man-gina Ya wanna black ball me? Well at least i got a ball sack If they lived in a sperm bank, they couldn't get they cumback They talk about they ice n all the girls lovin you The only bush they see is by watchin George W. Im a main event player, these fools in the background I take over you, then i take over Smackdown They could do a show in their living room, n still not sell out This is the WWE, and get the F out. Yo its John Cena, Thuganomics hot as hell He's juss a bad idea like the X-F-L I main event Wrestlemania 20, u see me u outta luck U dont like what Im sayin? well i just dont give a fuck
LaParkaYourCar Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Cena comes out and has two cardboard cut outs. One of Austin Powers with Jay-Z's face taped on it and the other of Mini Me with Fabolous' face taped on it Cena: Yo! I asked Hip Hop for a couple of MC's They say they sent me two Fabolous and Jay-Z But these gangsters didn't wanna come up and sing on TV I'm gonna tell all of ya'll why they wouldn't battle with me (Runs behind the "JayZ cut out" and does an imitation) Cena as JayZ: Yo man it's JayZ man I'm fully focused Rockefeller man I got my girlfriend man I don't need to come to Seattle I'm the king of New York All I need in this life I'm saying Is me and my girlfriend Rockafella Cena as himself again: Okay then Bonnie Where the hell is Clyde at? He ducked me like a bitch for a little battle rat Whatcha want me to do then? Call out your fiance? I'd have better competition battle rapping with Beyonce He's the king of New York I'm a kid from the cella Only way he stays hard Is by rockin another fella Sorry that I didn't have that much time to diss you I focus on Fabolous He's my real issue (looks at the Fabolous cut out) Dude you need to stick to doing Reebok commercials He showed up and tapped out after hearing me in rehersal They didn't arrest you for guns It's cause your rap sucks Cops charged him with illegally possesing two nuts! Trade your throwbacks shirt for a skirt you little whina And hike up your skirt I can see your mangina You wanna blackball me Well atleast I gotta ballsack If they lived at a spermbank They couldn't get their comeback They talk about their ice and all the girls lovin you The only bush he sees is by watching George W. I'm a main event playa These fools are in the background I take over you And I take over Smackdown They could do a show in their living room And still not sell out This is the WWE Get the F out (he pushes the JayZ cut out over) Yo this is John Cena Thuganomics hot as hell He's just a bad idea Like the XFL (kicks the Fabolous cut out over) I'll main event WrestleMania 20 You see me you outta luck You don't like what I'm saying Well I just don't give a (he holds the mic up as he says Fuck so it can't be heard)
LaParkaYourCar Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Yeah but I threw in the description of the cut outs too. Plus he can cross reference to make sure it's accurate
Guest Choken One Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Damn That sounded good...Wonder if MTV will play it up...I would MARK if Jay-Z took it seriously and did a diss track on him...
Guest notJames Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Wow. Cena rules. "Man-gina" That's a keeper. Too bad he's gonna get shot in a drive-by.
Guest evilhomer Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 Cena's work just keeps getting better. He looked like a joke when he was doing it as Vanilla Ice, but he really took the gimmick and ran with it.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 does anyone knows who writes his raps? they're not too bad!
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 I'd have better competition battle rappin wit Beyonce Banky was right. Cena is god.
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 they had to take cena's beats away because he has no rhythm at ALL. the only time he does rap over a beat is when he takes a public domain 1980's style beat and slow it down.
Mecha Mummy Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 "They didn't arrest you for guns It's cause your rap sucks" John Cena is so awesome. If he writes that stuff himself he should seriously consider recording an album. (Isn't he already gonna do that, though?)
Guest nikowwf Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 He writes it himself. So he says in the Raw magazine... nikO
Guest Brian Posted March 31, 2003 Report Posted March 31, 2003 You should have heard him battlin' people at the hotel. He wants to write an album, he wants to get acceptance, he wants to battle people to get recognized. He's serious about this, and he has a lot of cross-over potential. Plus he's got the size and charisma, plus mic skills and is a decent enough worker at this point.
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