Terrible news concerning Kevin Nash

[Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan]

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/new...hp?news_id=6117

 

Kevin Nash did not make his WWE return last night on RAW as expected because WWE thought the show was already loaded with Steve Austin's firing and Goldberg's debut. Nash also asked WWE to push his return back a week so that it would not get lost in the shadow of the Austin and Goldberg angles.

 

Again, Nash has died his hair jet black and is expected to return under the Diesel gimmick.

 

Credit: 1wrestling.com

 

What? How can..

[Guest Downhome]

YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I've wanted him to do that for years, my dreams have become a reality once again.

 

I'm warning you all right now, I'm a fucking huge Diesel mark (or a VERY heelish Nash)...

 

...don't ya just love me?

[Guest Eagan469]

Again, Nash has died his hair jet black and is expected to return under the Diesel gimmick.

FUCK YEAH!

 

Diesel Power Beeyatch!

 

*searches for black glove so he'll slap me up*

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

Didn't Vince learn the first time Diesel nearly killed his company?

[Guest candie45]

I'm still in shock he replaced his bleach.

[Guest Downhome]

[Guest MaxPower27]

Well, my Raw watching days are over.

 

Bye bye Jericho, Storm, Booker and RVD.

 

 

 

Smackdown 4 life.

[Guest El Satanico]

:looks around:

 

ah screw it

[Guest HartFan86]

THE HAIR.....NOOOOOOO

[Guest HartFan86]

THE HAIR.....NOOOOOOO

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

be honest, who else clicked on this expecting something about a bicep injury?

 

As for Diesel, well...he sucks.

[Guest El Satanico]

:raises hand:

 

yes i too expected this to be injury related

[Guest MaxPower27]

I was hoping for:

 

'Kevin Nash ran out of beer in his rehab suite. His rehab has been set back 4-6 months.'

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I was hoping for:

 

'Kevin Nash ran out of beer in his rehab suite. His rehab has been set back 4-6 months.'

[Guest SP-1]

::thinks about it::

 

You know . . . why not? Even if it becomes something so bad that it's fun to watch . . . then I can still have fun. Bring it, Nash.

[Mrnoitaull 0]

Wait I may be late but.... Goldber debuted yesterday ??

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

hmmm, i wondered what vice was gonna do when he realised there was no-one else to bring back....... REHASH OLD GIMMICKS. Expect Rikishi to be repackaged as Yokosuna (with Funaki as Mr. Fuji), Billy Kidman to be repackaged as Randy Savage, William Regal to be repackagaed as Ludvig Borga and Nathan Jones to be repackaged as the Giant Gonzales

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

I guess its a six man tag for Backlash.

 

Jericho/HHH/Flair v Booker/HBK/Diesel

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

hmmm, i wondered what vice was gonna do when he realised there was no-one else to bring back....... REHASH OLD GIMMICKS. Expect Rikishi to be repackaged as Yokosuna (with Funaki as Mr. Fuji), Billy Kidman to be repackaged as Randy Savage, William Regal to be repackagaed as Ludvig Borga and Nathan Jones to be repackaged as the Giant Gonzales

Big Show as Earthquake...............oh wait they already have him doing the Shockmaster.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

*puts on black glove*

 

I'm down with Diesel.

[Guest RenegadeX28]

I thought it was going to be an April Fool's Joke on the quad injury not fully healing or something...

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Glad to see Nash has the clout to decide when he should come back after wrestling once and then getting hurt.

[Guest packwingfn]

He'll prolly interfere in the Tag match obviously, the question is, which Kliq member does he join?

 

HBK prolly leading to HBK/Diesal vs HHH/Jericho

 

bye bye booker

[Guest AndrewTS]

YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I've wanted him to do that for years, my dreams have become a reality once again.

 

I'm warning you all right now, I'm a fucking huge Diesel mark (or a VERY heelish Nash)...

 

...don't ya just love me?

I'm really starting to hate you, Downhome.

[cawthon777 0]

Diesel ... I remember him. Wait, wasn't he that guy that was champ during one of the worst years EVER? Weren't his main challengers Jeff Jarrett, Psycho Sid, Mabel, and a years-passed-washed-up King Kong Bundy?

[Guest AndrewTS]

be honest, who else clicked on this expecting something about a bicep injury?

That wouldn't be terrible news for us.

 

Terrible news would be something like "Nash to get huge push when he returns."

[Guest AndrewTS]

Diesel ... I remember him. Wait, wasn't he that guy that was champ during one of the worst years EVER? Weren't his main challengers Jeff Jarrett, Psycho Sid, Mabel, and a years-passed-washed-up King Kong Bundy?

In Nash's defense (I can't believe I'm defending him), whose fault is all that?

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

I'm shocked that some of you can be so callous towards what must be a very serious moment for big Kev. Do you know the damage a bad dye job can do to a person's hair? Fraying, split ends, dryness, a general lifelessness and loss of sheen. I could go on. Let us all pray that the treatment went well and lend our support to the greatest head of hair this industry has ever seen.

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

Ok, wait...

 

People know who Kevin Nash is. He's been wrestling as Kevin Nash since 1996. Your average mark will look at him and go "Oh, that's Kevin Nash."

 

So what exactly is the point in saddling a gimmick on him that's literally almost 10 years old at this point (He started around '94 with it, didn't he? Something like that...) that no one, outside of a select few fans, will remember, especially seeing as how the Diesel gimmick is just Nash being Nash, except with "Diesel" written on his tights.

 

It seems so pointless...

[Guest BobbyWhioux]

hmmm, i wondered what vice was gonna do when he realised there was no-one else to bring back....... REHASH OLD GIMMICKS. Expect Rikishi to be repackaged as Yokosuna (with Funaki as Mr. Fuji), Billy Kidman to be repackaged as Randy Savage, William Regal to be repackagaed as Ludvig Borga and Nathan Jones to be repackaged as the Giant Gonzales

Who do you think they'll get to be Hulk Hogan?

 

...

 

Oh... Wait...

 

 

Which Hardy brother gets to be Ultimate Warrior, though? On one hand, you've got Matt Hardy with his freaky cult/philosophy, and his One Warrior Nation follower. Or you've got Jeff Hardy, with the overdone face & body paint, and the so many interests outside wrestling he could just up and disappear any day now?