The One and Only Fuck Goldberg Thread

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

This is the official Goldberg bitch thread. This means that you can't just turn other threads into Goldberg flame threads and make APO scold you for being an ass.

 

On the other hand, this thread's sole purpose for being is to flame Goldberg and complain about his shittyness and the shitty effect it will have on the shitty promotion we all can't help but watch.

 

PS - Fuck Goldberg

[Guest Angle-plex]

I remember last year when I created the One & Only Triple H thread.

 

It was deleted soon after.

[Guest bob_barron]

Nevermind

[Guest hardyz1]

The presence of Bill Goldberg makes me disappointed, even agitated. I highly disapprove of his hiring, but I am hopeful that everything will work out in the end.

 

In other news, Goldberg sucks big floppy donkey dick.

[The Dames 0]

Personally, I don't like Bill Goldberg as a person. I don't confuse the character with the person here, but the man, Bill Goldberg, is a primadonna, unapologetic asshole.

 

Dames

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Meh, I dig Goldberg. Than again, I've never bothered to look up any of the supposed facts that show how much he hates the business. Oh well, it doesn't really change the character I see on my screen.

[Guest JDMattitudeV1]

The "creative control" clause in his contract is what worries me the most. No good came out of them in WCW, and no good will come of this one.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

GOLDBERG RULZ!!!! He's my fave wrestler. He was never ever beaten in 98 and that makes him the greatest! EVEN BETTER THAN UNDERTAKER!

 

*mark mode off*

 

Yeah, fuck him.

 

Smell The Ratings!!! Avatar looks like oral sex in progress...

[Guest Flyboy]

Ummm...

 

Fuck Goldberg?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I remember last year when I created the One & Only Triple H thread.

 

It was deleted soon after.

Ban Agnes.

[Guest Pigsy]

Personally, I don't like Bill Goldberg as a person.  I don't confuse the character with the person here, but the man, Bill Goldberg, is a primadonna, unapologetic asshole. 

 

Dames

I know what you mean. I've read interviews (before he joined WWE) where he'll say he's in the wrestling business because he wants to be a role model for little kids... and then talk about how he hates the WWE product for its sex and violence, and wants to break Vince's neck, and the necks of everyone associated with the WWE. Not exactly the sort of behaviour little kids should aspire to.

 

I will say one positive thing about him though, Goldberg putting his arm through that window is probably 0.9 Nash, on the scale of serious but funny injuries.

[Guest notJames]

Goldberg makes baby Jesus cry.

 

I hope Jericho or Booker gets the belt at some point, so that Goldberg has no choice but to work with someone who he deems "lower" than himself.

 

And then I hope he gets run over by a bus.

 

F.G.B.

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

Fuck Goldberg. When he came out dressed as a total Austin ripoff, I wanted to gouch my eyes out. When that horrible chant started up (piped in or not?) my brother and I started a huge "Rocky!" chant right there in out living room to drown it out.

[Guest DR PHIL]

I would have marked out if i he hadn't admitted his debut like a week earlier!

 

I mean what the fuck was that?

Then with sable returning they only have chyna and bret hart left for any mark milage, but that was lost a long time ago.

 

I'm ambivalent on his return now and will wait and see how they fuck up...er use him.

[Guest Pigsy]

Fuck Goldberg. When he came out dressed as a total Austin ripoff, I wanted to gouch my eyes out. When that horrible chant started up (piped in or not?) my brother and I started a huge "Rocky!" chant right there in out living room to drown it out.

Why didn't you just turn the sound down?

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Goldberg makes baby Jesus cry.

Rod & Todd own.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Ummm...

 

Fuck Goldberg?

Not gay.

 

Whoever honestly said that he and his brother drowned out Goldberg chants with a Rocky chant has to be one of the stupidest things I have EVER heard. I mean, you have to be kidding right? That would be golden material for anyone trying to prove that wrestling fans really *are* stupid.

[Guest AndrewTS]

The "creative control" clause in his contract is what worries me the most. No good came out of them in WCW, and no good will come of this one.

Creative control? Oh shit, we're fucked.

 

Goldberg does not give a fuck about anything but money. He's the type of guy who gives Jews a bad name. Prima donna asshole indeed. Will only work with "main eventers," we're said it all before.

 

Characterwise, he's got part of SCSA's look, and the rest is part Shamrock, part Kane. He can't sell worth shit. He has a handful of moves--more than two or three, but that doesn't change the fact that his matches suck. Why the hell does he even bother with submissions in a 2 minute match?

 

When he faces HHH--if that happens--I want to see it. Either HHH legit drops him on his head, or Goldberg kicks him in the fucking head and ends his career. If either one or both happen, I'll be a very happy man. Fuck them both.

 

I await when Vince puts him against his superior Aryan counterpart Brock and Brock beats the living shit out of him, F-5, and sends him back where he came from.

 

FUCK GOLDBERG!

[Guest Ram]

Fuck Goldberg. When he came out dressed as a total Austin ripoff, I wanted to gouch my eyes out. When that horrible chant started up (piped in or not?) my brother and I started a huge "Rocky!" chant right there in out living room to drown it out.

It was piped into the music for a while until the crowd caught on.