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Guest JAMES900
Posted

Then rock - hogan would have been a **** match

 

If Scott Keith went crazy

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

Hogan should buy a bullet proof vest.

 

If Scott Keith met Vince

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

he'd ask him for a job, and when he's rejected, he writes an epic 'Fuck Vince McMahon' rant...

 

If Vince hired Scott Keith as a writer...

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

we truly would enter bizarro world.

 

If Vince let Ric Flair have the book

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then actual wrestling might make onto the shows

 

If Vince let HHH book...

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

He would squash every wrestler on the roster in a handicap match.

 

If Hogan became champ again

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then half the IWC would give up on Vince McMahon altogether...but go back to watching a week later.

 

If Vince hung with RVD...

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then Vince would be getting ripped.

 

If vince hung with Eddy...

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

then he'd get Eddy to mow his lawn

 

If Vince hung with Paul Heyman

Guest dreamer420
Posted

he'd get Heyman to wash his cars for him.

 

If the WWF started using WCW rings...

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

then Triple H would get less tired running the ropes

 

If the WWF used NWA rules

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then we might see Raw vs. Smackdown wargames.

 

If XPW and the WWA formed an Alliance against the WWF...

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then Vince would gleefully run them out of business

 

If WWA signed the Rock

Guest dreamer420
Posted

they would get a TV deal secured and be a contender.

 

If XPW was the number two promotion in the us...

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

then Vince would sign Vic Grimes and job him to Crash Holly

 

If Bill Watts decided to make a come back

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then Eric Watts would be a world champ.

 

If the WWF signed Eric Watts...

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then say good bye to high flying moves.

 

If Vince banned the top rope moves like Watts did

Guest dreamer420
Posted

the RVD/Eddy feud would suck then.

 

If Eddy had returned not on roids...

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then he'd be in the Cruiser division.

 

If Eddy, D'Lo, and RVD have a 3-way dance

Guest dreamer420
Posted

it would be froggy style

 

If RVD had to stop with the frog splash..

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then he would do a 450 splash

 

If Jeff Hardy broke his back doing a Swanton of a ladder

Guest dreamer420
Posted

we'd probably still see him do it on Raw a week later.

 

If the WWF signed SABU...

Guest ShamRock
Posted

He'd make his opponent bleed in every match,scripted or not

 

If Kane came back under the Fake Diesel gimmick...

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

then Kane's career would be permanently squashed

 

If RVD caught X-Pac stealing from his stash...

Guest dreamer420
Posted

he still smoke a doobie with him.

 

If Scott Hall caught Eddy stealing his beer...

Guest Some Guy
Posted

He would Razor's Edge Eddy, chico.

 

If Eddy and Razor Ramon (in full character) feuded

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then the only way to settle the worst Latin stereotype feud would be a ladder match

 

If Eddy was 6'4 and 255lbs.

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then he'd have been WWF champ in 97 and would have done ***** matches with Bret & HBK.

 

If Tajiri spoke english

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd be able to explain where the green mist comes from

 

If Brock Lesnar takes off like Goldberg

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then HHH would lobby Steph very hard to be the next Nash-like career killer.

 

If Vince lets HHH beat Lesner if he takes off like Goldberg

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