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Guest JAMES900

Then rock - hogan would have been a **** match

 

If Scott Keith went crazy

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

Hogan should buy a bullet proof vest.

 

If Scott Keith met Vince

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

he'd ask him for a job, and when he's rejected, he writes an epic 'Fuck Vince McMahon' rant...

 

If Vince hired Scott Keith as a writer...

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

we truly would enter bizarro world.

 

If Vince let Ric Flair have the book

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then actual wrestling might make onto the shows

 

If Vince let HHH book...

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

He would squash every wrestler on the roster in a handicap match.

 

If Hogan became champ again

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then half the IWC would give up on Vince McMahon altogether...but go back to watching a week later.

 

If Vince hung with RVD...

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Guest dreamer420

then Vince would be getting ripped.

 

If vince hung with Eddy...

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Guest WWF4Life

then he'd get Eddy to mow his lawn

 

If Vince hung with Paul Heyman

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Guest dreamer420

he'd get Heyman to wash his cars for him.

 

If the WWF started using WCW rings...

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Guest WWF4Life

then Triple H would get less tired running the ropes

 

If the WWF used NWA rules

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Guest dreamer420

then we might see Raw vs. Smackdown wargames.

 

If XPW and the WWA formed an Alliance against the WWF...

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Guest Some Guy

Then Vince would gleefully run them out of business

 

If WWA signed the Rock

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Guest dreamer420

they would get a TV deal secured and be a contender.

 

If XPW was the number two promotion in the us...

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Guest WWF4Life

then Vince would sign Vic Grimes and job him to Crash Holly

 

If Bill Watts decided to make a come back

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Guest dreamer420

then Eric Watts would be a world champ.

 

If the WWF signed Eric Watts...

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Guest Some Guy

Then say good bye to high flying moves.

 

If Vince banned the top rope moves like Watts did

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Guest dreamer420

the RVD/Eddy feud would suck then.

 

If Eddy had returned not on roids...

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Guest Some Guy

Then he'd be in the Cruiser division.

 

If Eddy, D'Lo, and RVD have a 3-way dance

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Guest dreamer420

it would be froggy style

 

If RVD had to stop with the frog splash..

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Guest Some Guy

Then he would do a 450 splash

 

If Jeff Hardy broke his back doing a Swanton of a ladder

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Guest dreamer420

we'd probably still see him do it on Raw a week later.

 

If the WWF signed SABU...

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Guest ShamRock

He'd make his opponent bleed in every match,scripted or not

 

If Kane came back under the Fake Diesel gimmick...

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Guest Shaved Bear

then Kane's career would be permanently squashed

 

If RVD caught X-Pac stealing from his stash...

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Guest dreamer420

he still smoke a doobie with him.

 

If Scott Hall caught Eddy stealing his beer...

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Guest Some Guy

He would Razor's Edge Eddy, chico.

 

If Eddy and Razor Ramon (in full character) feuded

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Guest goodhelmet

then the only way to settle the worst Latin stereotype feud would be a ladder match

 

If Eddy was 6'4 and 255lbs.

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Guest Some Guy

Then he'd have been WWF champ in 97 and would have done ***** matches with Bret & HBK.

 

If Tajiri spoke english

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Guest goodhelmet

then he'd be able to explain where the green mist comes from

 

If Brock Lesnar takes off like Goldberg

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Guest Some Guy

Then HHH would lobby Steph very hard to be the next Nash-like career killer.

 

If Vince lets HHH beat Lesner if he takes off like Goldberg

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