Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted April 8, 2002 He'd do his best to no-sell it. If aliens abducted the Hulkster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted April 8, 2002 then hopefully they never bring him back If The Shockmaster wouldn't have tripped Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 8, 2002 he would have still sucked If Crash holly was 7foot 5 and 350 pounds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted April 8, 2002 Then he'd be Giant gonzales If Crash Holly were IC champion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 8, 2002 then he would've been jobbed out to Regal by this point because, for some reason, Regal has to have a belt around his waist. If Kevin Nash was run over by a stampede of rabid fans... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 9, 2002 Then they would have been running at Hogan and he got in the way. If Nash didn't almost kill WWF and then actually kill WCW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted April 9, 2002 then we would have more options as wrestling fans on what to watch If Sting came out of retirement Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 9, 2002 Then he'd start quoting the Bible and other lame shit like that. If Liz came back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted April 9, 2002 then she'd make Debra look young If Randy Savage and Liz remarried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 9, 2002 Then Savage could beat her all over again. If Gorgeous George showed up at your house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 9, 2002 I would mistake him for Goldust. If the Yeti broke out of a block of ice again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted April 9, 2002 ( i think you have the wrong gorgeous george ) then the WWF is scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel for ideas If Bradshaw received a lariat from Kenta Kobashi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 9, 2002 (he did have the wrong Gorgeous George) Then he would no-sell it and Kobashi would take his head off with the next one. If Gorgeous George (Macho's ex-chick) came to your house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 10, 2002 I'd bone her, fuck her, shag her and sex her everyday for as long as she stays. If Randy Savage came to your house... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 10, 2002 I would give him the Big Boot, & the legdrop, because Hulk Hogan does it all of the time. If the Natural Disasters came to your house.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 10, 2002 Then Earthquake would sit on my pet snake and Tugboat would trip on the threshold. If Fred Ottman wasn't Dusty's Brother in Law Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 10, 2002 The Shockmaster would have never existed. If Hulk Hogan came to your house......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 10, 2002 I would mark like a little fat girl would for the Hardyz (I'm a real American too, you know) If Dusty Rhodes and Saphire (I know she's dead) came to your house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 10, 2002 They would dance and no one would care. If the Yeti came to your house..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 10, 2002 Then I would laugh at him because Benoit squashed his ass on Nitro (He was Big Ron Studd at the time) If Benoit came to your house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 10, 2002 I would stuppidly laugh at his gap and be crossfaced. If the Dungeon of Doom came to your house....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 10, 2002 Then I would have to cook a BIG dinner. If the Kliq came to your house with Road Dogg and Godfather... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 10, 2002 The Drug Ebforcement Agency would raid your house. If Bastion Booger came to your house........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 10, 2002 Then I would tell him I saw him at Survivor Series 93 live at the Garden. If the Gobbley Gooker came to your house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 10, 2002 I would make fun of him for being stupid. If Brother Love came to your house..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted April 10, 2002 Then I would be scared that he would try to "LOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE Me" If the Ding Dongs came to your house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 10, 2002 I would want to know what the Hell they are. If Bastion Booger and Rikishi came to your house....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted April 10, 2002 then I would lock the refrigerator If bastion booger and rikishi had a match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 10, 2002 Then it would be the sickest match in WWF history. If Loch Ness & Yokozuna formed a Tag Team....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 10, 2002 then they'd be the really really really fat guys. If Steve Corino faced Dusty Rhodes.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
