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then I wouldn't be watching wrestling right now

 

If Jericho would have kept his title at Mania

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It would lead to a never ending feud with Hulk Hogan.

 

 

 

If Hogan became semile and forgets his only two moves....

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then the backrake would become a finisher

 

If the backrake was hogan's finisher

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Wrestling will be delivered to Hell in a Handbasket.

 

 

If Hogan became semile and forgot how to Hulk-Up..........

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then I would be extremely happy at never having to see THAT again

 

If Hogan and Stacy Keibler were together

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I would vomit for the next 4 weeks in horror.

 

If Hogan and Pat Patterson were together...

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Real American would play non-stop.

 

 

If the participants of the Gimmick Battle Royale returned to WWF TV to wreslte........

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then Lesnar should eliminate every one of them in a matter of a seconds

 

If Lesnar gave hogan a Shooting Star Press

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Then Hogan's brittle ribs would crack and we'd be spared having to see him wrestle ever again.

 

If Hogan were too injured to ever compete again...

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then there would be ALOT of happy smarks

 

If Kevin Nash's arm never heals

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Then Scott Hall can stop pursuing this silly wrestling dream of his and return to his true calling:  Binge drinking.

 

If X-Pac put on about thirty pounds...

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then he would be still suck

 

If X-Pac and Scott Hall wrestle Kane and Bradshaw at backlash

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then you can bet J.R. will say hoss at least once during the match

 

If Bradshaw debuts the Bradshawsault at Backlash

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then he'd find a way to botch it up

 

If Faarooq gets completely buried on Smackdown

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Guest Kinetic

Then absolutely nothing would change at all.

 

If D-Von's preacher gimmick gets over...

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then it would be the first "religious" gimmick to do so outside of Brother Love

 

If Brother Love was Devon's manager

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Then he would get over.

 

If Brother Love was played by Steve Lombardi instead of Bruce Pritchard

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then he would have been Brother Brawler

 

If Steve Lombardi, Iron Mike Sharpe and Barry Horowitz had a three-way match

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Somehow all three of them will lose.

 

 

If the Brooklyn Brawler won the WWF Championship.......

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then Steve Lombardi must have a mouth like a hoover.

 

If the brooklyn brawler was booked into the main event at backlash...

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then both HHHs would beat him just to get out of jobbing.

 

If Hogan jobbed...

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We would pray that he wins the title instead of Hogan.

 

 

If Big Bossman went back to his old theme and costume.......

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

I'd pray for his retirement that much sooner.

 

If Chris Jericho went back to the cocky heel he was in 1998...

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We would see the return of Ralphus, and his soon departure from the WWF.

 

 

If Hogan said that he would only job to the Brooklyn Brawler, and dead wrestlers.........

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then I'd happily dig up Andre's, Owen's and Randy Savage's grave. Okay, so Savage isn't dead, but he's never beat Hogan.

 

If Savage finally beat Hogan...

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Guest Kinetic

Then I'd lock myself in my cellar with canned ham and bottled water, as the end would surely be nigh.

 

If there were any justice in the world...

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

he wouldn't have the selfish rep he has today.

 

If chris Jericho actually beat HHH...

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Then we'd know HHH and Stephanie had broken up.

 

If Shane and Stephanie formed an unholy union and created a child of pure McMahon blood...

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