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then I would know who the Final Solution is.

 

If Rico turned on Billy & Chuck...

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then I would know who the Final Solution is.

 

If Rico turned on Billy & Chuck...

The Final Solution appeared at Uncensored 96 to beat p Hulk Hogan.  His name was so offensive, he was dropped from the WCW.  The name unintentionaly implied Hitler's Holocaust.  The Solution went on to become Bane in Batman & Robin.

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Guest Some Guy

Then Billy and Chuck would lose there sense of style.

 

If Chuck didn't look like a total moron

 

(The Final solution's real name is Jeep Swenson, he was a bodybuilder with huge arms and a friend of Hogan. He died shorthly after Batman & Robin came out.)

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then Billy would look like a moron on his own.

 

If Rico gets a mega push...

 

(i know who jeep swenson is but didn't know who he was as a pro wrestler.  thanks for the info guys)

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then Triple H would squash him and make him Steph's stylist

 

If Dawn Marie flirts with HHH

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simon diamond will kick hhh's ass.

 

If Dawn Marie and Lance Storm get teamed together...

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Guest goodhelmet

then Stephanie will reteam with HHH so they can squash the newly reformed duo like a bug

 

If Stephanie looked like Stacy Keibler

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WWF would have created the 1st Miss Hancock.

 

 

If Hulk Hogan never went to WCW, then......

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Guest dreamer420

the WWF would be dead now and WCW would own it.

 

If Randy Savage signed with the WWF...

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Guest Some Guy

Then the nostalgia trip will be almost complete.

 

If Vince signed Piper

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Guest dreamer420

we would get to see Piper dance once again.

 

If Vince signed Rena Mero and Chyna back...

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Guest Some Guy

Then he'd need Sunny to complete the 3 chick ego trip.

 

If Sunny wasn't pale, dumpy, and a crack head (have u seen her nudes? She doesn't look to good.)

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Guest dreamer420

then I'd like to bang her.

 

If Sunny and Missy wanted a threesome with you today...

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Guest goodhelmet

then I would have to be shitfaced to accept

 

if Stacy and Torrie were interested in a 3way with you

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

I would have died and gone to heaven.

 

If Chuck and Billy wanted a 3way

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Guest goodhelmet

then it better be with Goldust

 

If Goldust wasn't related to Dusty Rhodes

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He would still scare me, along with Rhodes.

 

If Bastion Booger had a different name, it would be.......

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the Sickeningly Disgusting Evil Nose Mucus Man.

 

If Vince McMahon sold WWFE to Ted Turner.....

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Guest Some Guy

Then WCW & WWF would be out of business.

 

If ECW were the only promotion left

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Guest goodhelmet

then wrestling would be at its lowest point ever financially

 

If Big Poppa Pump would have been part of the Invasion

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he would be the Alliance's answer to HHH.

 

 

If Hogan actually learned how to wrestle......

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Guest goodhelmet

then maybe the Smarks would not be so critical of him

 

If Scott Steiner went to roid rage around Vince McMahon

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Vince would have to choose between him and HHH.

 

 

If Kevin Sullivan was never a booker, then.......

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Guest goodhelmet

Chris Benoit may have never left WCW

 

If Chris Benoit feuds with Hulk Hogan upon his return

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If Chris Benoit feuds with Hulk Hogan upon his return

 

... then Christian will have a legitimate reason to throw a temper tantrum.

 

If Chyna is ever rehired...

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then she would job to Steph within two weeks, tops!

 

If Chyna and HHH ever reunited

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They would have a child, that strangely resembles Scott Steiner.

 

If there was no Brother Love, then.........

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Guest goodhelmet

then Morton Downey Jr. would never have appeared on a Wrestlemania

 

If the WWF had Doom instead of Men On A Mission

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King of the Ring  95 wouldn't have sucked.

 

 

If the Dungeon had top superstars instead of obscure men, then.........

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