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Guest Mystery Eskimo

He'd do his best to no-sell it.

 

If aliens abducted the Hulkster

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Guest goodhelmet

then hopefully they never bring him back

 

If The Shockmaster wouldn't have tripped

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Guest JAMES900

he would have still sucked

 

If Crash holly was 7foot 5 and 350 pounds

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then he would've been jobbed out to Regal by this point because, for some reason, Regal has to have a belt around his waist.

 

If Kevin Nash was run over by a stampede of rabid fans...

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Guest Some Guy

Then they would have been running at Hogan and he got in the way.

 

If Nash didn't almost kill WWF and then actually kill WCW

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Guest goodhelmet

then we would have more options as wrestling fans on what to watch

 

If Sting came out of retirement

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Guest Some Guy

Then he'd start quoting the Bible and other lame shit like that.

 

If Liz came back

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Guest goodhelmet

then she'd make Debra look young

 

If Randy Savage and Liz remarried

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Guest Some Guy

Then Savage could beat her all over again.

 

If Gorgeous George showed up at your house

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I would mistake him for Goldust.

 

 

If the Yeti broke out of a block of ice again...

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Guest goodhelmet

( i think you have the wrong gorgeous george ;) )

 

then the WWF is scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel for ideas

 

If Bradshaw received a lariat from Kenta Kobashi

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Guest Some Guy

(he did have the wrong Gorgeous George)

 

Then he would no-sell it and Kobashi would take his head off with the next one.

 

If Gorgeous George (Macho's ex-chick) came to your house

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

I'd bone her, fuck her, shag her and sex her everyday for as long as she stays.

 

If Randy Savage came to your house...

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I would give him the Big Boot, & the legdrop, because Hulk Hogan does it all of the time.

 

 

If the Natural Disasters came to your house....

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Guest Some Guy

Then Earthquake would sit on my pet snake and Tugboat would trip on the threshold.

 

If Fred Ottman wasn't Dusty's Brother in Law

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Guest Some Guy

I would mark like a little fat girl would for the Hardyz (I'm a real American too, you know)

 

If Dusty Rhodes and Saphire (I know she's dead) came to your house

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Guest Some Guy

Then I would laugh at him because Benoit squashed his ass on Nitro (He was Big Ron Studd at the time)

 

If Benoit came to your house

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I would stuppidly laugh at his gap and be crossfaced.

 

 

If the Dungeon of Doom came to your house.......

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Guest Some Guy

Then I would have to cook a BIG dinner.

 

If the Kliq came to your house with Road Dogg and Godfather...

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The Drug Ebforcement Agency would raid your house.

 

 

If Bastion Booger came to your house........

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Guest Some Guy

Then I would tell him I saw him at Survivor Series 93 live at the Garden.

 

If the Gobbley Gooker came to your house

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Guest Some Guy

Then I would be scared that he would try to "LOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE Me"

 

If the Ding Dongs came to your house

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I would want to know what the Hell they are.

 

 

If Bastion Booger and Rikishi came to your house.......

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Guest goodhelmet

then I would lock the refrigerator

 

If bastion booger and rikishi had a match

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Then it would be the sickest match in WWF history.

 

 

If Loch Ness & Yokozuna formed a Tag Team.......

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then they'd be the really really really fat guys.

 

If Steve Corino faced Dusty Rhodes....

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