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Then he'd be way more over than Bradshaw.

 

If he was receiving HHH's push

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then he'd be fucking the boss's daughter

 

If Booker and Austin have another feud

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Then Austin should put him over this time.

 

If Booker never fucked up Austins back at KOTR 2001

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Guest goodhelmet

then he might have received a better push

 

If Austin would have thrown Booker through a table

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Then Booker would have Spinarooni'ed up to his feat, hit the Houston Sidekick and pinned him.

 

If Booker starts stealing Jericho's catchphrases

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then it would show a lack of creativity on the writing team's part

 

If Chris jericho were on RAW

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Then Raw would be better because it would have a Larger Than Life Living Legend gracing its ring.

 

If Kurt Angle wore boxers

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then we wouldn't have seen his ass the other night

 

 

If Molly would have pulled off Trish's tights

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then her tits may have been exposed.

 

If this happened...

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Guest goodhelmet

then goodhelmet would stand at attention

 

If Lita never appeared on WWF tv again

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then I wouldn't mind cause there's always Molly.

 

If Molly never appeared on wwf tv again...

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Guest goodhelmet

then the WWF would lose an above average American female worker

 

If Sable returned

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then his pops would rival Mr. Perfect's *pin drop*

 

If Mr Perfect was over

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Guest Some Guy

Then he would be truly perfect again.

 

If Hennig really was perfect in everything he ever did

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HHH, and Hogan would still murder him.

 

 

If HHH, Nash, Stephanie, and Hogan were all fired......

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Guest Some Guy

then Vince would have sent a message that political bullshit won't be tolerated.

 

If Vince sent this message

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The people on this board wouldn't complain so much about these figures.

 

 

If Hogan never became Hollywood Hogan.......

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then motherfuckers would stay in line

 

If Austin, RVD, Jericho and Angle all walked out on the WWF

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HHH would build somebody up then kill them as he does with everyone.

 

 

If the Hart Foudation stayed in the WWF (Bret, Jim, Owen, Bulldog)......

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then Bret wouldn't have been buried in WCW

 

If Bret and HBK ever had another match

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Guest Some Guy

Then it would be SWERVE after SWERVE~! baby.

 

if the booking reverted back to full Russoian SWERVEitude

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Guest goodhelmet

then the product would be EVEN worse if you can imagine that.

 

If Vince McMahon heard the crickets during HHH's interview

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then he'd push him further down our throats.

 

If Vince heard the crickets during Jericho's interview...

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it wouldn't matter, Vince is killing his credibility as we speak.

 

 

While this is happenning........

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Guest goodhelmet

then smackdown will drop further in the ratings

 

If Lance Storm began a feud with Test

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

Test would big boot Lance (former IC champion) all over the arena in an effort to get some heat.

 

If Test ever became WWF champion

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Guest goodhelmet

then Vince would be dead and Shane would be running the WWF

 

If Shane ever became WWF champion

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Guest dreamer420

then the booking on that one would be obvious.

 

If the McMahon's left TV

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