How to get Nathan Jones over

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Actually, he should turn on Taker at Backlash and introduce a Kangaroo as his new tag partner, like that guy in the Streets of Rage game for Genesis that has a Kangaroo you can unlock as a secret character if you beat him up and spare the 'roo.

 

I think the Kangaroo should go over Taker at Backlash.

[Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan]

"I still think he should deliberately blow spots (like the guy from ECW, fuck can't remember his name now) and shout 'Crikey!' To have any chance. Bring him out to dancing queen as well, though."

 

God almighty, for some reason I find this the funniest thing ever.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Have him and Taker squash the F.B.I at Backlash in a handicap match.

 

Oh...wait...

[Guest Pigsy]

I still think he should deliberately blow spots (like the guy from ECW, fuck can't remember his name now) and shout 'Crikey!' To have any chance. Bring him out to dancing queen as well, though.

JT Smith.

I think Undertaker and Nathan Jones should use "Two Little Boys" by Rolf Harris for their entrance music.

[Guest razazteca]

Nathan Jones was in the Worlds Strongest Man competition so why not use that gimmick....oh yeah it did nothing for Mark Henry.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

P.S.: Why haven't I seen a "JONES: AUSTRALIAN FOR CRAP" sign in the crowd yet? Have I just not been watching? It has to be out there.

I actually knew some guy named Nathan Jones. He wasn't Austrailian or a hoss, but he was fucking stupid. He was teased when no one could find me, every one said he was gay...............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.............boy did he prove us wrong!

 

I would only mark out for this NJ if he went against Jason Voorhees.