One And Only Week 39 Thread

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Dusty Rhodes vs. Brian Lawler in a Ladder Match for possession of the old NWA World title.

 

Sandman/New Jack vs. The Harris Bros. vs. The New Church.

 

Saturn vs. Mike "The Other Smoking Gunn" Barton.

 

AJ Styles vs. "Disco In-fucking-ferno" Glen Gilberti.

 

"Ace In The Hole" Sonny Siaki/Desire vs. David Young/Athena.

 

Jerry Lynn/The Amazing Red vs. Johnny Storm/Chris Sabin vs. Jason Cross/Shark Boy.

 

 

Looks to be a pretty average card. Styles/Gilberti should be good, as will Lynn/Red vs. Cross/Shark vs. Storm/Sabin. Saturn/Barton should be decent, same for Siaki/Desire vs. Young/Athena. Sandman/New Jack vs. Harris Bros. vs. New Church will be a decent "sit back and watch the blood" brawl. Rhodes/Lawler is guaranteed to suck, but the fans will be into it.

[Guest tpww7]

Don't know if I want to order yet, but it's Wed and I normally end up 95 % of the time ordering.

[Guest snuffbox]

Dusty Rhodes vs. Brian Lawler in a Ladder Match for possession of the old NWA World title.

Good fucking Lord

[Guest Downhome]

Dusty Rhodes vs. Brian Lawler in a Ladder Match for possession of the old NWA World title.

Good fucking Lord

I'm all for using the older guys, but this...

 

...ummm, yeah, this is uncalled for.

 

Instead of making a new thred, I'll ask something here. Is there any talk about Dish Network offering these PPV's?

[Guest Coffey]

Dusty Rhodes vs. Brian Lawler in a Ladder Match for possession of the old NWA World title.

I hope the Dusty some how manages to win this match. I'm tired of David Flair & Brian Lawler running around with the belt giving Dusty a reason to take up T.V. time each week on NWA. It'd be different if it didn't cost $10.

 

Sandman/New Jack vs. The Harris Bros. vs. The New Church.

This match has potential to be the worst match that I have ever sat through. When the best worker in the match is either Sandman or Slash, you have a problem. This is going to be awful. Even the ECW arena fans couldn't make this match good.

 

Saturn vs. Mike Barton.

I like Saturn, and I'll give Barton another chance. If that powerbomb he used last week is his finish, I'll mark.

 

AJ Styles vs. Glen Gilberti

I've always liked Disco however everyone will always think of him as Disco. He should've never agreed to do that gimmick in WCW. I think it pretty much killed him. He has a good look, and I always thought that he could go. This match should be good though. As long as Styles doesn't try too many high spots. High spots get botched easily. Here's to hoping for the least amount of interference as possible.

 

"Ace In The Hole" Sonny Siaki/Desire vs. David Young/Athena

I don't care about the women in WWE, so I sure as hell don't care about the bitches in NWA. They aren't terrible, but you can tell that they aren't men in the ring. Yeah, that sounds sexist, but I've never seen a woman's match where I could watch it for the match. I always watch it thinking "they are women wrestling..." So, sue me. I like "Ace in the Hole" though. Sometimes he's a little hard to understand when he's talking but his finish is great. I'm not a big David Young fan either.

 

Jerry Lynn/The Amazing Red vs. Johnny Storm/Chris Sabin vs. Jason Cross/Shark Boy

The people in bold, I don't know. Because of that, I'm not really looking forward to this match. Shark Boy sucks, I don't care what anyone says. He also has one of the worst gimmicks that I've ever seen. Of course, that's all just personal opinion. Amazing Red botches too many spots. I like Jerry Lynn though.

[Guest tpww7]

Tried to order again, but having problems with Indemand for the 3rd time in 4 weeks. Cant be expected to order when I'm not allowed to.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

My in demand gives me problems every other week too.

 

I hit the guide button and order it through there. Half the time it won't give me the option on the channel.

 

Bastards.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Whenever InDemand gives me problems, I punish them by saying "Fuck you" and using my descrambler.

 

Very cool video package to stat out that recaps everything nicely.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Is it just me, or was there a biker in the crowd with a shirt that said, "Only Losers Lose Drugs"?

 

Armed Asylum Match will start us off, and Sandman's wearing an old school Raven shirt from ECW. Not the one with Raven doing with the cross with his arms outstretched, but the one with just his face. From the looks of it, there aren't any special weapons. Let's hope New Jack gushes blood all over the place, because that's the only way he's useful.

[Guest tpww7]

If the show is real good, something I'm not expecting, I'll order or at least try to order the 10 show.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Poor Slash. He has to bleed every single week.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

I think myself and bps are the only ones to order this week.

 

Cheese grater to Slash, and he's already busted open. Generic brawling.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Staple gun time! I hope it's fake, but with the way Slash's bleeding got more heavy after the staple gun shots, I am not sure.

 

Sandman's been put through a table that was set up in the corner, all while New Jack does a fucking dive with a chair and ends up running into the guardrail.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Well...this week's lineup wasn't user friendly.

 

I couldn't recommend it in good conscience.

[Guest tpww7]

Off to play Halo online, god damn In Demand.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Slash took a nice dive through Ron Harris and a table.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

I'd order TNA if up here where I live they'd let us.

 

But they don't, so I can't.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Sandman and Ron Harris both get backdropped/thrown into tables, and both times, the tables fail to break. Slash just fucking owns in this gimmick, as he's looking more and more demented through the whole thing.

 

We're also getting the return of the sickle, as Lee uses it on New Jack.

 

Table collapses (not breaks) when Ron Harris gets put on it.

 

Whoa! Slash does a senton off of that spot where Raven's Nest is (a little lower) onto Ron Harris, and through a table. Nearly everyone's bleeding now.

 

Pretty fun brawl so far.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I'll say this...the crowd is into it...and that's a good sign for the night.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Ugly bump as New Jack drops Brian Lee off of the mini-balcony thing, and only part of Brian Lee hits the table, thus only breaking off a piece of the table. The height of the bump probably wasn't long enough to injure him badly.

 

Don Harris is using a fork on Sandman. See, if you do a match like this, this is what you do.

 

I also like how James Mitchell follows his men throughout the match.

 

New Jack with a balcony elbow drop to Slash! Nice distance on that, and he actually hit it unlike half his ECW jumps.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Harris' double team Sandman. H-Bomb! 1-2-3.

 

WHAT THE FUCK? That's the one team who shouldn't have won.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Goldy is with Mike Barton. He brings up knocking out Williams, Godfather, etc.

 

D-Lo Brown runs into the locker room, and he wants to face Mike Sanders tonight. D-Lo and Glen shake hands. Chris Harris is in the S.E.X. locker room (though, no SEX shirt), and Glen asks him to find Sanders for him.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Sweet.

 

XXX has been added to the three way X team match and if they don't win the winning team gets a title shot at them at a later date.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Sadler finished last. He's a better wrestler than race car driver.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Hermie Sadler and Jeff Hamon time. Ohh, fuck you.

 

Big announcement: Hermie will be driving the NWA TNA car in some stupid race. YAY! Next.

 

Hamon talks about the promotion, and it's totally rehearsed and written for him. More talk, shut up. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

 

BOGIDY, BOGIDY, BOGIDY! Jigga' wha?

[The Dames 0]

I'm not getting any audio....most likely, there will be no Diatribe then.

 

Dames

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Kick ass! Raven, Alexis Laree, and a dark looking Julio Deniro arrive at the arena.

 

Interrogators are back with Dusty Rhodes.

 

Ted Turner: "Daddy."

WCW: (sound with his tongue)

Goldust: "Son."

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

I'm not getting any audio....most likely, there will be no Diatribe then.

 

Dames

No!!!! Call up those bitches at your cable company and get a free replay.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

No diatribe?

[The Dames 0]

I can't exactly call my cable company...because I'm not supposed to have this

 

Is anyone taping it?

 

Dames