SWF Smarkdown Card - 4-14-2003!

[Guest Grand Slam]

SWF Smarkdown

Monday April 14, 2003

LIVE from the SOLD-OUT Pershing Center in Lincoln, Nebraska!!

Matches due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time

Send all materials to: Suicide King

 

Yes, this show is being held in Grand Slam's hometown!! Finally!!!

 

Opening Promo - Ask and ye shall receive...

 

Handicap Match

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

The office of Talent Realtions has been informed by hisdoctors that Mak Francis is not sufficiently recovered from post-concussive syndrome to wrestle a match tonight or anytime in the near future. The Commisioner's answer... "Too bad for Xero."

Rules: Standard Handicap Match, DQ and Count-out are in effect. Don;t forget the ever-popular Tag Ropes!! Beezel and Johnny must tag in and out during the match.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: realitycheck

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

Well, the two brothers of Deja Vu have proven that might just have what it takes to hang with the big boys in the Tag Division, but tonight we'll see if they can match up in singles competition. First off, Kris takes on the Rule... pain to follow...

Rules: Standard singles match, DQ and Count-out in effect.

Word Limit: 4000

Send to: Grand Slam

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

Craven has been begging to defend his title in the last few days, and King agreed. MVS has been to Hell and Back in the HC division, so I doubt if this will be an easy night for either man.

Rules: Regular singles match, DQ and Count0Out in effect.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: Suicide King

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

The other half of Deja Vu does battle with the infamous Judge. Will Judge acquit Kross or send him up the river (of pain)?

Rules: Standard Singles Match

Word Limit: 4000

Send to: chirs3

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

Could you ask for better than this? The ICTV Champ, Jay Dawg, fresh from an impressive win over TNT (albeit with Tod's help) goes one-on-one with the SWF World Heavyweight Champion Tom Flesher! The World Champ wanted a tune-up for his first Title Defense on Storm, but he might have gotten more than he bargained for here...

Rules: Standard Tag Match, DQ and Count-Out are in effect.

Word Limit: 5500

Send to: Suicide King

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

This has been brewing for weeks and finally, Frost and Janus will square off in the STEEL CAGE!!! The hatred is just seething in these two and there is no way this will disappoint!

Rules: This is no ordinary steel cage. This one has cargo netting draped across the top to keep the violence contained. The only way in or out is through a small door, and the only way to win is by pinfall or submission. Other than that... anything goes...

Word Limit: 6000

Send to: Grand Slam

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

The commisioner has ruled that these two will fight to determine who will get to name Flesher's opponent for his first Title Defense on Storm. One catch though... they aren't allowed to name themselves...

Rules: Standard singles Match, DQ and Count-Out in effect. Please send King a PM with your choice of opponent for Tom if you win.

Word Limit: 6000

Send to: Suicide King

[Guest Beezel]

Friend Dangerous, if you could PM me as to how you'd like to work this match that would be wonderful.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Cargo netting? I assume it's somehow hooked down so a dastardly heel just can't rip it off. Still, it's generally what I asked for and I'm psyched.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Not to question the wisdom of Herr Stevens; but why not just a normal cage with a top? A mini-cell if you will.

[janusd 0]

Cargo netting? I assume it's somehow hooked down so a dastardly heel just can't rip it off. Still, it's generally what I asked for and I'm psyched.

Just don't get too confident, Frosty, and remember...

 

Confident, cocky, lazy, dead.

 

I'm looking forward to this. \m/

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Oof.

[Guest Grand Slam]

Why the cargo netting? Well, to be honest, I thought it would be a neat visual and it gives a few different match writing options than just a chain-link ceiling. Also I wanted to distinguish the SWF "No Escape Steel Cage" from both the old school NWA closed cage and the modern SWF / WWE "Hell in the Cell".

 

Frost: It is fastened down all around the edges, but if the dastardly heel were diligent enough and pulled hard enough, a section or two might come loose, allowing egress, if you will.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Thanks, Mark, actually in my planning for the match, getting a little slack from the netting works great with me.

 

I'm reading Janus' stats and he has three diagonal scars across his chest. Odd feature, but where have I read that before...hmm...where....

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Flesher... you are going down yo.

 

 

Looking forward to watching Frost in the cage against someone less psychotic then me.

 

The Mak is in the opening card! BOO!!! KILL THE GLASS CEILING!!!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I want to call opening promo... but if someone has something they really want to say, they can have it.

[Guest Grand Slam]

ATTENTION!!!!

 

I am sorry, but I was informed by Mak that he isn't back yet. My bad, I misread the active roster. Thus the less than spectacular opening match.

 

Mostly I want to apologize to Beezel who has to work two matches in a row against the same opponent. I'll make up for it in the future, I promise.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Handicap Match

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

The office of Talent Realtions has been informed by hisdoctors that Mak Francis is not sufficiently recovered from post-concussive syndrome to wrestle a match tonight or anytime in the near future. The Commisioner's answer... "Too bad for Xero."

Rules: Standard Handicap Match, DQ and Count-out are in effect. Don;t forget the ever-popular Tag Ropes!! Beezel and Johnny must tag in and out during the match.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: realitycheck

MOTN.

[Guest Beezel]

My night has gotten interesting.