Smarkdown Predictions

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

The Template

 

 

Opening Promo - Open for rent

 

Handicap

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

 

 

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

 

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

 

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

 

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

 

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

 

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

 

 

My choices

 

 

 

Opening Promo - If I get it... the vendors tips will win.

 

Tag Match

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

Beezel makes this watchable...

 

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

I always love it when tag title contenders face each other in singles matches to hype up the tag title defense and this is no exception. Kris with the upset.

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

They both suck. Craven sucks less.

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

Judge avenges the earlier loss to make the tag champs look stronger.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

Champ vs. Champ... I finally get to face Flesher one on one. This should be fun either way.

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

Hosses confined! This match will probably get the first read by me.

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

If I beat Flesher.... you motherfucks best choose me.

[Guest vitriol]

Opening Promo - Open for rent

 

Handicap

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

-....ha...haha...hahaha.

 

 

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

-Ejiro.

 

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

-I don't generally like MVS, but I hate Ash with a passion. Die, Craven!

 

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

-Justice shall be served.

 

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

-Flesher doesn't lose. Not to JD.

 

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

-Janus is cool, but Frost just rocks.

 

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

-Were this a ppv match, or a contendership match, I'd be inclined for TNT to pull it off again. Seeing as it isn't, ELM will take this with reckless disregard for TNT.

[Guest Ace309]

Opening Promo

- Edwin scratches himself and belches before realizing he's not supposed to be around anymore and bolting out the door.

 

Handicap

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

- Danger Bees.

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

- M7 Pride, baby. Fasaki all the way.

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

- Craven, followed by a beatdown for stealing my belt girls and claiming to be 10x more attractive than me. The beatdown will be by my harem of beautiful half-Asian women.

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

- M7 Pride, baby. Hearford all the way.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

- No prediction.

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

- I'd go M7 Pride, baby. Janus all the way., but... shit, man, it's FROST.

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

- With ELM hopefully still in the game, and with TNT not sure if he can write, I really can't do anything but predict Magnifico... and since he's a slimy heel and all, I'll guess he'd pick CRAVEN to face me.

[Guest ErekT2k]

Handicap

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

- Xero

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

- Ejiro

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

-Craven

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

- Judge

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

- Tom

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

- Janus

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

- TNT

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

"U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

- Craven, followed by a beatdown for stealing my belt girls and claiming to be 10x more attractive than me. The beatdown will be by my harem of beautiful half-Asian women."

 

<-----That better, Tom? (Actually, I changed it because the other one was kind of long as well)

 

Opening Promo - Open for rent

 

Handicap

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

-Beezel and Dangerous.

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

-Ejiro in a squeaker.

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

-No prediction

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

-The other half of Justice and Rule. Those guys keep winning even when they're not tagging up!!!!

 

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

-No prediction. This is almost a clash of wrestling styles, which makes it so hard to predict.

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

-Frost because he's on a roll. But I expect at least one spot where Janus does something that makes me mark out.

 

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

-Hmmmm... I'm going with my gut and saying ELM because I think he's going to just have that one little thing that puts him over the top. I don't know what it is, but it'll be there.

 

And who might he give the shot to?

 

*nudgenudge**winkwink*

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Handicap

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

-If Xero couldn't beat Beezel by himself, then how could he beat Beezel with a partner? Although logical booking says Xero goes over, that's only if you're going to give Xero a push and he hasn't shown that he deserves that. I really like Xero and want him to start writing and showing up to par, but I'm not backing him until he shows me.

WINNER: JOHNNY "THE BEEZEL" DANGEROUS

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

Logical booking says the singles matches get split between the tag teams. Kris, in my mind, has been the more dominant brother while Mental has seniority over Fasaki.

WINNER: KRIS

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

-Can I have the Memphis Eel do a run in and steal the title? A feud between these two guys for the US Title is just what they need, it worked for Danny and Mak. So, Logical booking says the heel goes over to get the feud rolling, but I never pick Ash.

WINNER: MVS

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

-Read above.

WINNER: JUDGE MENTAL

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

-JD is on a roll and logical booking (I'm pulling that out a lot) would actually peg this as a double dq or countout. However, I don't think either guy would go for that. I believe JD might push too hard in wanting the win and fill his match with spots, sacrificing a lot of fundamentals, something Flesher never does.

WINNER: TOM FLESHER

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

-I'm really jazzed for the match and it's interesting for me to go up against a guy bigger and badder than Frost. If I hit my groove, I'm going to produce a solid effort. Then again, Janus probably finished up about three hours ago and already turned his match in.

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

-Double no show. Serious.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

-Double no show. Serious.

I would cry if that happened, seriously.

 

*gets hankee ready*

[janusd 0]

Opening Promo - Open for rent

~ Kingsly comes out and tells us all his secrets.

 

Handicap

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

~Johnny B(eezel) Dangerous

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

~Mag Seven pride. Rule to pick up the win.

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

~I've faced Mike innumerable times, while I've never fought Craven. That said, the smarmy facey Mikey to get the win.

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

~Justice, naturally.

 

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

~Flesher is Superior. JD is a hardcore maniac. Flesher to win because DQs and such are in effect.

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

~I'm seriously fired up for taking on Frost - as I said in that 'what would you like to do in the fed' thread ages ago - and if I'm lucky, I'll pick up the win. And for the record...I'm finishing my match up as I type.

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

~Hrm...I'll root for TNT. Just because I like his theme.

[Guest Beezel]

Opening Promo - Open for rent

It's a two bedroom with all the amenties. $750

 

Handicap

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

No prediction.

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

There has been question as to who the Kris/Kross team actually is. If my theory is correct this will be where the team gets a win, if any.

Kris

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

I know a little about MVS, however what people tell me about Craven leads me to believe he may just win here.

Craven

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

I predict that Judge will get little resistance.

Hearford

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

Interesting. If Drazon ever bothers to PM me, I may pick him. Since he's wrong anyway, I'll go Tom.

Flesher.

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

Frost is a big man. Janus is a bigger man. I believe calm wins over schizophrenia.

Frost.

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

If this were a fair world this would be a hard match to pick. As it isn't, ELM to win soundly.

[Guest Crowe]

You know... I felt like a change of predictions, so here I am.

 

Opening Promo - Open for rent

- The surprise return of Mr Galatea.

 

Handicap

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

- Two men > One man.

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

- JL pride, yo.

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

- Cause Mike's theme music is better.

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

- Is Judge, is good. Even though the bastard never picks me to win on any JL card.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

- Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo JD!

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

- How can I not pick my psycho little friend? Terrence will get you, Frosty.

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Eh.

[Forewarned 0]

Handicap

Beezel & Johnny Dangerous v. Xero

WINNER: Too many people without my skill win handicapped matches so Johnny Deezel to win.

 

 

Singles Match

Kris v. Ejiro Fasaki

WINNER: Kris. Because he will.

 

U.S. Title Match

Michael Craven © v. Mike Van Siclen

WNNER: Craven. Because I get a kick outta' his character.

 

Singles Match

Kross v. Judge Mental (Hearford)

WINNER: Judge Mental. Because he's old school and needs to move up the card.

 

Non-Title Singles Match

Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg

WINNER: Tom Flesher unless Neilsen interferes...heh heh heh...

 

Non-Title No Escape Steel Cage Match

Frost v. Janus

WINNER: Janus...because the net keeps no one out.

 

Main Event

Singles Match

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. El Luchadore Magnifico

WINNER: TNT Dammit! Mostly so he can move higher on the rankings, win back the title so he can lose the damn thing to the Jungle King Godf**kit!