Puroresu is for Pussies

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

UHF. Buy it now.

[Guest Memphis]

As for not going in there if you hadn't seen any . . . Puro seems such a strange beast to me, in that I wouldn't have a clue where to get any (and I have wanted to, just for the reported legendary workrate) so that would likely be my first question if I ever posted in there with any regularity.  I suppose that *could* go in the Tape trading folder, but I'd also likely want the opinion of others that watch regularly as to what is the, "good stuff" to shoot for in the tape world.

FYI, before you start asking, check out the pinned threads. They answer a) where to order tapes and b) good matches to check out.

Aye. Most of us know that and would indeed do it. But there's always the chance that what we're looking for isn't found in those links and we'd have to post about it. I also feel bad for a newb who just doesn't know and gets flamed to hell. Probably flamed in part for being a newb. That's the kind of stuff that even comes close to agitating me as far as message boards go, but thankfully it's a rare situation.

Jubuki & Dragonfly Kid are the main offenders. Everyone else, including me, are human beings.

 

One guy asked for the date of a match and got ripped to pieces.

 

 

Puro Legend Keiji Mutoh says "Jubuki & DFK are fags"

 

Good one, Keiji.

 

M

[Guest Jubuki]

Wow, you're a clever lad. So I have to ask - were you dropped on your head as a baby, or did your brain damage first result from being left in an unventilated room your parents had just finished painting?

[Guest spiny norman]

I was dropped on my head as a baby.

 

I have an IQ of 178 and am the second smartest person in my state.

 

So I don't see your point Jubuki. You realise that one can be intelligent all they want but it is all inconsequential if they act like a conceited prick also. And you act like you are this intellectual bohemoth, but I don't see it. You know about Japanese wrestling? Well great. Some people may less about the subject than you. So you should enjoy helping them learn what you know. Share your knowledge, rather than be so snarky if someone dares to know less than you.

 

Jubuki, you are truly one of the most pathetic people I have ever come across on the Internet. Do I have the right to judge you despite not knowing you? No. Am I going to anyway and say you're an egoist with little to no redeeming features? Yes.

 

Now go retort that my entire massage here is nullified by the fact I was dropped on my head as a baby. I don't care what you do. You're still nothing but an irritating mosquito to me. And who cares what bugs think?

[Guest Memphis]

spiny norman is the greatest poster to ever live.

 

No competition in this one.

 

M

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Wow, you're a clever lad. So I have to ask - were you dropped on your head as a baby, or did your brain damage first result from being left in an unventilated room your parents had just finished painting?

I heard this very insult when I was eight years old. At least that explains how Jubuki still lives with his parents.

[Guest Banky]

This thread was a joke. You guys all took this too seriously. Though I eagerly anticipate Jubuki's retort. He can be witty at times, I'll admit it.

[Guest Anorak]

He's almost as funny as you.

[Guest Banky]

He's almost as funny as you.

Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment.

[Guest B-X]

Don't.

[Guest Banky]

Jesus, he's more entertaining than these shitstains who have taken over this folder for the past week and made it non-existent.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

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Is not beautiful

[Guest Banky]

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Is not beautiful

Brujo, why take pot shots at Beautiful Banky? Why me? Whhyyyy?

 

*has no clever retort*

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

Because you like to slurp cum-coated dingle berries...

 

 

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

[Guest MrRant]

As opposed to cum-coated strawberries?

[Guest Banky]

.......!?........

 

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

A fucking smilie?

 

You think you're fucking snuffbox or something?

 

Don't bring that weak shit in here, bitch.

[Guest Memphis]

 

Arashi says "Be silent or I shall sit on you"

 

Good one, Arashi.

 

M

[Guest B-X]

Let me just say Memphis, with a little work, this gimmick could surpass Sh0ckmaster and Undertaker68 in the gimmicky heirachy.

[Guest Banky]

A fucking smilie?

 

You think you're fucking snuffbox or something?

 

Don't bring that weak shit in here, bitch.

 

You guys aren't worth my energy.

[Guest Jubuki]

Too bad I've only had 7 or 8 GoonSquad signups to my board...I was looking forward to a mass banning of a bunch of you numbnuts.

 

And by the way, Kotz, when you decide to do something other than yap like a Pomeranian -- like, say, pay for your own apartment, pay for your own new car, live 200 miles away from your relatives, work on your Ph.D., work on getting your name in a few scientific journals, hold down a steady job, and be 100% more photogenic -- you let me know, sunshine. I'll give you a round of applause or something. More likely 'or something'.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Too bad I've only had 7 or 8 GoonSquad signups to my board...I was looking forward to a mass banning of a bunch of you numbnuts.

 

And by the way, Kotz, when you decide to do something other than yap like a Pomeranian -- like, say, pay for your own apartment, pay for your own new car, live 200 miles away from your relatives, work on your Ph.D., work on getting your name in a few scientific journals, hold down a steady job, and be 100% more photogenic -- you let me know, sunshine. I'll give you a round of applause or something. More likely 'or something'.

One of the posters in this thread actually thinks that I care about anything he's ever done in his life or ever will do. Can you, the home viewer, guess who?

[Guest Jubuki]

You must have cared, or you wouldn't have made the mistake of posting that dimwitted non-sequitur about 20 posts up.

[Guest Kamui]

I've been a lurker in the puro folder for about a month now (since I got into puro), and I haven't seen them flame anyone who didn't deserve it. So please do shut the fuck up.

 

Oh, and I only read until the end of page 1 and Page 5 as I got bored with the stupid gay insults. Some of you act like fucking third graders.

 

-Duo

[Guest Banky]

I've been a lurker in the puro folder for about a month now (since I got into puro), and I haven't seen them flame anyone who didn't deserve it. So please do shut the fuck up.

 

Oh, and I only read until the end of page 1 and Page 5 as I got bored with the stupid gay insults. Some of you act like fucking third graders.

 

-Duo

OK!!!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You must have cared, or you wouldn't have made the mistake of posting that dimwitted non-sequitur about 20 posts up.

Why are you, such an incredibly important person to the scientific community, bothering with me? I mean, honestly, you really think anyone here cares what you, a humorless shell of a human being, have to say? It's quite obvious that you're nothing more than an old grumpy man who's only in his twenties, getting his jollies from insulting others but in the process showing how much his actual life lacks in terms of being a human. I really do feel sorry for you and people like you, not as a flame, but legitimately, for someone who can't enjoy life without constant aggression and demonstrating their self-declared superiority over a few people on a vast, global information network is truly a sad individual.

 

So enjoy your published works, your living far enough from your relatives for long distance charges to come into play when they call you, your parchment hanging on your wall, and have your weekly smile, because you don't seem to enjoy or get fulfillment from anything else.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Oh, and I only read until the end of page 1 and Page 5 as I got bored with the stupid gay insults. Some of you act like fucking third graders.

You were saying?

 

 

 

Mom, he picked on me and she's got cooties....why can't we all just go play kickball!

[Guest Memphis]

 

Kaz Hayashi says "Kickball is for poo-poo heads"

 

Good one, Kaz.

 

M

[Guest Banky]

Who is encouraging this nonsense? Pictures in posts are simply crutches for those who can't be funny without a direct assistence from the said picture.

[Guest Jubuki]

Pity from someone pitiable. Oh, the irony, the irony.

 

And what state do you live in, spiny? A state of self-delusion? Didn't you hear that IQ tests went out in the 60's and 70's? You sound like Rick Scaia, scamp - drop s'more numbers on us and watch as we all quiver in fear of your sizable metacognitive wang. Whoopdedoo.