The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Some of the older members remember back on the Vanilla Midgets board, when CWM (I think) came up with new threads for the champions. We saw The One And Only Caboose Thread, The One And Only CWM Thread...hell I briefly had a thread when it was thought I won the title back at Beach Blast, but had to give it up the next night. That thread got like 4 posts,lol.

 

But NOW, for those of us on HeldDOWN~!, I present The One And Only Zack Malibu thread! Of course, the main thread is still what counts, but it's quarter to two and I'm in a rare post whoring mood.

 

So...

 

::Sits, and waits to see who will be first to enter TOAOZMT~!::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::congratulates Zack on getting an one-and-only thread::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Tells CC to take a seat, and thanks her for not calling his move stupid in the TAOAST.::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT INTERFERES~! breaking the split to whack his "old buddy" Zack upside the head with a barbed-wire-laden crowbar before being restrained by security guards.::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::hits the spear on evenflow and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Tells security to let Evenflow go, that Zack deserved that!?! Zack picks up the belt, and RELINQUISHES IT TO EVENFLOW~!?!??::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah.

 

FUCKING.

 

RIGHT~!

 

::BELTSHOT~!!!!::

 

Get out of my thread, bitch.

[Guest CanadianChick]

::kicks evenflow out the door::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Tells CC to pick a movie. Ladies choice!::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::picks Now and Then::

What? I haven't seen it in a while and it's my favorite chick flick...

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Suddenly regrets it being Ladies Choice ::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::The Slacker arrives and shakes Malibu's hand. "Congrats dude. You deserve it."

 

He nods his head at CC and says, "hiya CC. Ooooo~! Haven't seen that movie."

 

Slacks returns his attention to Malibu and asks, "so what's up with the party? Where's the food?"::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT RE-INVADES and, in Edge-like fashion, pulls down CC's pants, pointing and laughing as Zack finds himself staring at another "Angela" for the second time tonight. The only difference? This time it's no movie!::

 

I tried to think of a Now and Then reference but I haven't seen that movie in years. Is that the one where Rosie O'Donnell and them flash back to when they were kids?

 

Also, I wish my clever reference sounded less forced.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Points Slacker in the direction of Malibu's Famous Pizza~! (my family actually does own bakeries here in RI!) Slacker, being Slacker, accidentally tips over the pizza, killing the festive mood. However, the mood changes back to fun when Zack and CC turn Slacker into an impromptu pinata~!::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT RE-RE-INVADES, grabs the "pinata", wraps it in barbed-wire, and used it to bust open Zack's head before tasty little brain-candies spill out. Mmmmm.... brains.....::

[Guest CanadianChick]

OOO!! All the candy is mine!!! EW, never mind.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT hoards the "candy": "My... brains! They help me deal with... the pain... of being dead.... mmmmmmm..... brains.....". evenflowDDT drools and totally spazzes out, as foam begins to form and drip from his mouth::

[Guest Anglesault]

Hey, I didn't get a thread for either of my title wins.

 

::Locks a barbedwire crowbar crossface chickenwing on Zack until he passes out. Locks CC in the "Lips of Saultico" until he's had enough::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::The former IN CROWD PLASTIC SURGEON~! runs in. He's saved many a life with his work, and he rushes over to ask Evenflow how the feud with Sandman is going. It's obvious the doc isn't paying attention to storylines. The doc patches Zack up, good as new, tells Evenflow "Alison"(meaning CC) is looking damn good, and rushes out. Evenflow grumbles, and is hit with a DOUBLE DROPKICK O' DOOM by Zack and Crystal!::

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS pantses Zack, and shoves Crystal at him knocking them both over. Since they fell on a water bed, they can't get up right away, and AS has already returned with Alison, showing her what's happening. AS skips off merrily whil the other three have an awkward moment.::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Luckly, Crystal was taping all of this and shows Alison the tape. All is well and good.::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT, finding himself lacking rabies, Satanic rites, long unkempt hair, AND brains, crosses his arms and frowns. He then updates the Former In Crowd Plastic Surgeon on the storylines, of course putting enough spin on it (and fudging some details since it's a HEEEEEEEL explanation) that the FICPS comes at Zack with a scalpel! I hope Alison doesn't mind some lesbian experimentation... ::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(walks into thread and sees CC)

 

(drools)

 

(ponders possibility of Candie showing up)

 

(drools more)

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS asks Alison if she finds anything wrong with Tommy and Pamela er...Zack and Crystal supposedly alone in a bedroom with a video camera.::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::Crystal whacks AS over the head with a chair and explains it was actually AS taping them. Guess he was expecting something::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Wonders why CC had a video camera in the first place! Reminds everyone that Alison knows he's irresisitible and has pics to prove it.::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::evenflowDDT cries over being no-sold after going into so much trouble to learn how to pick the locks on TOAOZMT's front door. He sees Zack's proof and cries even more!::

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS rewinds the tape and shows A footage of Crystal setting up the camera (Stupid bitch had it on)::

 

Anglesault: Hey, they could be filimg a doucmentary of the. Oh Hell, they were getting ready to fuck::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::smashes tape over AS's head::

 

Footage? What footage?

 

::smiles evily::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Totally digs the evil smile bit. Makes sure to keep all copies of the tape, so they don't pop up on the net.::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

::However, evenflowDDT smuggles out a copy of the tape, and BOOTLEGS~! it, distributing it on the internet and smiling evilly only to find... it was actually a copy of his miserably failed stand-up act: "So how about that Mystery Eskimo? Always smelling like fish. Yea, he smells! LoLZ~!@ Get it? OK... so... uhh... how about that Jingus? Yea, he's the Women's Champ, so guess ME's not the only one smelling like fish. In fact, maybe instead of going for some tag titles they should go for the smelling... like... fish... titles." evenflowDDT gets distressed and cries some more.::