The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest What?]

::BAKERKICKS!~ Zack and Kotz, and instead puts on a Rolling Stones CD::

 

Now THIS is music!

 

 

::does happy dance to "Sympathy for the Devil"::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Dances::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Drowns it out by BLARING~! "Crazy Talk" by Plural.::

[Guest What?]

::takes down Zack::

 

BASTARD!!

 

 

::drives a guitar through the speaker playing the heathen music!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Dances because a TSM LEGEND~! has agreed to appear here starting TONIGHT~! Tune in to find out!::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::gives K Money a Brainbuster::

[Guest Anglesault]

::Cues up the band and superkicks Parka. AS and Money TEAM UP~! to destroy zack and play Jumpin Jack Flash::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::the superkick sends Parka through a nearby window cutting Parka so that he bleeds.......profusely~!!::

[Guest What?]

::laughs at LPYC blading profusely!~ and dances to Jumpin Jack Flash::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Looks for someone to do The Dance of Joy with, not that there's anything wrong with that::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Has gotten word the TSM LEGEND~! will be arriving shortly in the forum!!!::

[Guest CanadianChick]

::is wondering what legend Zack is talking about::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::oh, everyone will recognize THE LEGEND~!::

 

::Buys CC a drink, in anticipation.::

[Patty O'Green 0]

:: is awaiting the tooth fairy!::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*wishes good things for THE LEGEND~!*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

The LEGEND~! has informed me he will make his appearance on PAGE 11 of this very thread! Keep on posting for the big surprise!

[Patty O'Green 0]

::masturbates::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

That's too far to go! That's like...50 more posts...

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

What are you people waiting for!?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Ahhh... *POST WHORE~!*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(also knows who THE LEGEND~! is, and promises great things from him)

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

must you people hold things from me

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(also knows who THE LEGEND~! is, and promises great things from him)

[Patty O'Green 0]

::ejaculates::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

bastards...

[Guest SP-1]

Ew

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

i'm ignoring the rampant masturbation in this thread...

 

as know we know that Shattered Dreams should be hanging with Kotz...since he apparenlty Boogies (K)Nightly

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What the hell is going on here? A legend is coming and there are people masturbating???

 

::superkicks SD for being gross......and for being a back stabbing jerk::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

i think he is doing more than stabbing at your back...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(trembles with anticipation of THE LEGEND~!)